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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:14:07 AM EST
[#1]
I whooped the shit out of a Buff Orpington Rooster a few days ago.
I had believed I was above being cruel to animals until I met roosters. And it's never "rooster." It's always " that fucking rooster" |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:15:48 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I whooped the shit out of a Buff Orpington Rooster a few days ago. I had believed I was above being cruel to animals until I met roosters. And it's never "rooster." It's always " that fucking rooster"  |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:22:23 AM EST
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I could take down a whole squad of baby chickens. Even if some of them tried flanking me, I'd wreck them little motherfuckers.
It's funny some of those dumb fucks think they'd stand a better chance against a chimpanzee than a cobra or wolf. 
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:31:56 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I whooped the shit out of a Buff Orpington Rooster a few days ago. I had believed I was above being cruel to animals until I met roosters. And it's never "rooster." It's always " that fucking rooster" |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:33:08 AM EST
[#5]
Tsavo Man-Eaters Brits >> Today's Brits.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:35:14 AM EST
[#6]
I could whip the shit out of any chipmunk.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:42:35 AM EST
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I don't see stupid Americans in that graph. I see the huge delta in Americans vs British.
Muricans by all like "bring it fucker!" While the Brits don't think they can beat a fuck goose. 
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:42:55 AM EST
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Op is locked at 1 post
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:47:01 AM EST
[#9]
Ladybug. Brits, 0%.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:50:23 AM EST
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if you think you're beating up a lion elephant grizzy bear or gorilla you're on drugs. ive seen pissed off 15 pound cats. i wouldn't want to mess with one thats 75 pounds let alone 500. an elephant can weight as much as 8 volkswagon beetles and has a trunk thats similar to a 20 foot boa constrictor. big bears and gorillas need no explanation, 500+ pounds of muscled fuck you.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:53:23 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Large dog or chimp is the cutoff. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:58:05 AM EST
[#12]
When I was at Ft. Bragg I saw this chimp in a large cage at a carnival in Fayetteville fighting anybody that stepped in the cage.Lots of bad assed paratroopers tried but they all got their asses handed to them.That chimp was bad assed with fists and it didn't hold back and yes they had a leather mask on it so it couldn't bite.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 11:59:58 AM EST
[#13]
the US-UK goose gap is my favorite part of that..
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:04:04 PM EST
[#14]
I could beat a Velociraptor. Good thing for them they're extinct, 'cause I could kick their ass. I'm sure.
As an aside, welcome fellow firearms enthusiast. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:09:17 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd much rather take my chances with a wolf than a chimp. Am I the only one? Nope. If a wolf is coming for you it's because he wants an easy meal. Make him think the meal won't be so easy and he will probably back off. If a chimpanzee is coming for you it's out of pure evil. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:12:59 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Elderly Sloth Only if it's taking a nap. 
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:17:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I whooped the shit out of a Buff Orpington Rooster a few days ago. I had believed I was above being cruel to animals until I met roosters. And it's never "rooster." It's always " that fucking rooster" This is true. I've punted our rooster, a few times. Seems like punting it gets it to stop spurring me when feeding them, for a week, or so. Other times I come in with the hose; found the hose to be more effective, over all. To the point now that if I go into the pen with the hose, he goes and hangs out in the far corner. 
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:18:09 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Chimp is too high on the list; they are very strong, and very dangerous. Copious tactical buck upside that ass is what you seek. Or light to their asses up with a well fed 10/22. Machete for the follow up and for the win. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:18:24 PM EST
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I’m curious about those that think they have a chance bare handed against an elephant. What is their plan to not simply get curb stomped by the pissed off elephant? Maybe they think they can just run around it three stooges style until elephant drops dead of extreme dizziness?
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:21:57 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Op is locked at 1 post He must have been familiar.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:23:05 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  THIS. I'd rule that MF-er. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:23:45 PM EST
[#22]
His name was izzywizz and he was gone in one post.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:27:30 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd much rather take my chances with a wolf than a chimp. Am I the only one? |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:28:54 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: His name was izzywizz and he was gone in one post. Damn. 
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:30:02 PM EST
[#25]
One or more kicks from a ROO and your done.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:30:36 PM EST
[#26]
Not only are Brits consistently trailing, but less than half of them don't even thing they could win against a goose.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:31:01 PM EST
[#27]
Probably a gerbil.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:38:21 PM EST
[#28]
The fact that 8% of Americans think they can take a Gorilla just goes to show how many dumb Americans there are.
ETA: If we took the same pole sampling using participants from GD I don't think the number would be that high |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:39:10 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I knew a guy who swore he could beat a cheetah. He was a big dude. But I just imagined the strength a house cat has when it freaks out. Tell him to givea house cat a bath and get back to you on that. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:39:12 PM EST
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:41:01 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Op is locked at 1 post 
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:45:25 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could kill a king cobra, but when I die from the bite a few hours later do I still get to say I won? The prize? Yes |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:48:17 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Op is locked at 1 post I guess his cutoff was a penguin. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:51:30 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I guess his cutoff was a penguin. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Op is locked at 1 post I guess his cutoff was a penguin. oof |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:58:04 PM EST
[#35]
I took on a Striped-Tailed Lizard the other day.
He beat my ass. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 12:59:24 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Op is locked at 1 post |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:00:25 PM EST
[#37]
Martin Armstrong of Armstrong Economics is a brilliant individual. I'll listen to him before I listen to anyone in the Fed.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:02:54 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a record? Naw, lots been locked at one, I think it's down to minutes now |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:06:04 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Would it be possible to choke out a chimp before he ate your dick off?  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:06:15 PM EST
[#40]
I got into a tussle with my Araucana rooster last week, he had always been a placid rooster, but jumped me and tried to spur the hell out of me.
He obviously forgot about the 1911 on my hip. Skinned him, cooked him in the crockpot, the dog enjoyed him. I didn't, too stringy. I'll stick with anything below chimpanzee. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:12:30 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I once killed a gopher with a stick. I killed one with a Sig P220.  I chased down rats and blugeoned them to death with a long handle shovel. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:12:54 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I would murder a goose One swing of a 4 cell mag lite will end a goose's day rfn. Just below the head, and they don't even twitch. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:20:43 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One swing of a 4 cell mag lite will end a goose's day rfn. Just below the head, and they don't even twitch. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I would murder a goose One swing of a 4 cell mag lite will end a goose's day rfn. Just below the head, and they don't even twitch. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:21:18 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When I was at Ft. Bragg I saw this chimp in a large cage at a carnival in Fayetteville fighting anybody that stepped in the cage.Lots of bad assed paratroopers tried but they all got their asses handed to them.That chimp was bad assed with fists and it didn't hold back and yes they had a leather mask on it so it couldn't bite. I got my ass whooped by three small baboons when I was 13. That was not fun. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:22:35 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is a dresser drawer required? LOL Now, that's a blast from the past. |
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:23:30 PM EST
[#46]
I got in-between two fighting housecats once.
Bad idea.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:24:10 PM EST
[#47]
ITT we learn that Brits are under-confident pussies.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:25:04 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could beat a Velociraptor. Good thing for them they're extinct, 'cause I could kick their ass. I'm sure. As an aside, welcome fellow firearms enthusiast. They aren't extinct. Go get some.   
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:25:10 PM EST
[#49]
I've bested many a gerbil.
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Posted: 8/27/2021 1:25:40 PM EST
[#50]
A house cat has swiped my snacks before so….anything smaller than that.
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