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SixpackinOk Joined Aug 2020 Posts 3351 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: Yesterday 8:33:33 PM EST [#1] Rittenhouse. The press would be afraid to ask a question, press conferences would be the shortest ever.

LonghornAR Joined Oct 2001 Posts 3920 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: Yesterday 8:35:44 PM EST [#2] Bust the J6 shaman guy out. Every press conference, he will wear the hat to troll them.

anesvick Liqour in the front, Poker in the rear. Joined Aug 2010 Posts 19011 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: Yesterday 8:36:00 PM EST [#3] Kayleigh or Megyn.
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CzechMate5 I'm Mighty! Joined Dec 2012 Posts 11700 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: Yesterday 8:36:05 PM EST [#4] Kayleigh was the best PS this country has ever seen I hope she comes back
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Cincinnatus Member Joined Nov 2000 Posts 94785 EE 100% (37) USA	Posted: Yesterday 8:36:20 PM EST [#5] A random guy with Downs Syndrome.
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40_and_invisible Joined Jul 2022 Posts 96 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: Yesterday 8:40:11 PM EST [Last Edit: 40_and_invisible] [#6] Nick Di Paolo (WTF? No one here watch Crowder? He did a few already, they are on point) 2nd Choice: Ben Shapiro for sure (That guy is fire and might actually do it for love of country and the experience) 3rd Choice: Cancel 90% of them... 47 or relevant nominee could easily do a podcast

Rem700PSS Joined Sep 2003 Posts 28009 EE 100% (9) MT, USA	Posted: Yesterday 8:42:00 PM EST [#7] Kayleigh is the obvious answer. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE for it to be Ben Shapiro but that's too much of a pipe dream. Peter Doocy might be decent at it.

KTMRIDER Joined Feb 2013 Posts 7792 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: Yesterday 8:48:26 PM EST [#8] Samuel Jackson

midcap

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Posted: Yesterday 10:39:44 PM EST

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Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat:
Didn't read the responses. The correct answer is Gina Carano. I don't know how well she'd do the job, but I think it's high time we get a thicc press secretary

@midcap

the fatter the ass the better obv iously

Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice

fxntime Member Joined Jan 2003 Posts 117614 EE 100% (9) MI, USA	Posted: Yesterday 10:42:58 PM EST [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By Cincinnatus: A random guy with Downs Syndrome. View Quote Joe?
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RatherBeLifting Joined Sep 2010 Posts 11782 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: Yesterday 10:44:12 PM EST [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By Cincinnatus: A random guy with Downs Syndrome. View Quote Did anyone say Theo Von yet?

gotigers Member Joined Mar 2009 Posts 28886 EE 100% (121) TN, USA	Posted: Yesterday 10:45:32 PM EST [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By Jacon: Kaleigh or Megyn View Quote I am thinking Megyn since her and Trump have made up.
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RV8guy SPOON! Joined Nov 2008 Posts 29675 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: Yesterday 10:56:52 PM EST [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Cincinnatus: A random guy with Downs Syndrome. View Quote The Retarded Policeman
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Prezboi44 Joined Apr 2024 Posts 785 EE 0% (0) CAN	Posted: Yesterday 11:00:54 PM EST [Last Edit: Prezboi44] [#14] James Woods or Jesse Kelly. I'd like Steve Bannon as director of the DOJ and Peter Navarro as HMFIC of the FBI as they clean them out. Mark Levin as Speaker of the House.

1969GTX Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23592 EE 100% (32) NM, USA	Posted: Yesterday 11:02:20 PM EST [#15] Roseanne Barr

18Steel Member Joined Feb 2014 Posts 3176 EE 100% (441) USA	Posted: Yesterday 11:03:32 PM EST [#16] Attached File Their heads would explode.

tveddy Not all who wander are lost Joined May 2011 Posts 20588 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: Yesterday 11:03:47 PM EST [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By dorobuta: Ben Shapiro. View Quote I dont hate that idea but his voice fucking gives me a headache
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El_Jefes_Stache Joined Aug 2020 Posts 59 EE 0% (0) AR, USA	Posted: Yesterday 11:08:18 PM EST [#18] Man if Rogan or Chappelle would do it even for a short time the viewer numbers would be astronomical

MannyRibera Joined Dec 2014 Posts 4242 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: Yesterday 11:10:55 PM EST [#19] Whatever happens… happens

Zardoz Joined Jan 2001 Posts 30990 EE 100% (31) SC, USA	Posted: Yesterday 11:19:41 PM EST [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By RUM: James Woods View Quote Oh hell yes!

LotBoy Estas nueces Joined Jun 2001 Posts 21959 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: Today 2:18:15 AM EST [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By adrock1: Bring back Kayleigh View Quote
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BikerNut Scooter Joined Jul 2008 Posts 30553 EE 100% (1) WI, USA	Posted: Today 2:20:37 AM EST [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By twistedLV: Razorfist View Quote That would be awesome.
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VaultDweller Resident Otaku Joined Nov 2004 Posts 3556 EE 100% (1) FL, USA	Posted: Today 2:28:19 AM EST [#23] Alex Jones. It'd be on par with his regular talking points, and he really needs a paycheck these days
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BigFatDog Member Joined Oct 2005 Posts 8384 EE 100% (13) TX, USA	Posted: Today 2:45:22 AM EST [#24] Jen Psaki
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m3tric Joined May 2013 Posts 983 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: Today 3:41:42 AM EST [#25] Didn't read thread, but Roseanne Barr

RickM Joined Jan 2001 Posts 555 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: Today 4:20:25 AM EST [#26] Give the job to Chris Christie.

Homernomer Joined Feb 2017 Posts 16637 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: Today 4:32:19 AM EST [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By dirtyboy: JD Vance! Would be a waste of talent, I want a black, tranny, lezbo that is allowed to lie about everything, just like the last few years. View Quote KJP is already trained. Just swap out the script. She can lie for either side.

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Posted: Today 4:51:17 AM EST

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Originally Posted By kcolg30:
Kayleigh is currently working at FNC and probably makes significantly more at FOX versus a gov career. I would love to have her back but she is doing well over there.

Aside from the funny comments like James Woods or Elon, who would you like as the new PS?

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Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, Dana White...

WrenchGuy Member Joined Nov 2014 Posts 4095 EE 100% (56) MS, USA	Posted: Today 5:02:44 AM EST [#29] Brett Cooper Attached File
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RodMI Joined Jul 2003 Posts 1650 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: Today 5:09:23 AM EST [Last Edit: RodMI] [#30] Circus Clown would be my choice. It would probably be best to address the nation in writing.

GaryM Proud to be a Boomer and FluBro! Joined Sep 2002 Posts 25725 EE 100% (7) FL, USA	Posted: Today 5:31:12 AM EST [#31] Roseanne Barr
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eviioiive Joined Jul 2005 Posts 1789 EE 100% (10) MT, USA	Posted: Today 5:55:09 AM EST [#32] Vance Kayleigh 2028

KeithU Joined May 2008 Posts 574 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: Today 6:21:10 AM EST [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By Cincinnatus: Kurt Schlichter View Quote I've actually been wondering how he is going to work all of the latest real world plot twists into the new Kelly Turnbull novel.

Caeser2001 Joined Oct 2012 Posts 13628 EE 100% (30) USA	Posted: Today 6:21:12 AM EST [#34]

gtfoxy Joined Feb 2013 Posts 15128 EE 100% (12) WI, USA	Posted: Today 7:01:13 AM EST [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By WrenchGuy: Brett Cooper https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/414806/350952426_789657465846878_89521379878456-3372163.JPG View Quote I like her. I didn’t know she is an aspiring constitutional lawyer. That being said, I think Tom McDonald would make heads explode.

ChuckcJax Joined Dec 2016 Posts 4797 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: Today 7:20:58 AM EST [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By Spaceboy: She was awesome, I really liked her View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Spaceboy: Originally Posted By -CUJO-: Kayleigh was the GOAT but Sarah Huckabee-Sanders was also really good. She was awesome, I really liked her Me too. She did very well in that role.

pukindog insignificant background character Joined Feb 2007 Posts 23805 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: Today 7:25:05 AM EST [#37] I don't think I could do it, even though I do manage to keep myself in check at work. I would be saying "bull shit" way to often.
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zukguy Call sign: Mentos Joined Feb 2006 Posts 15130 EE 100% (12) ID, USA	Posted: Today 7:26:05 AM EST [#38] Dana White, or Joe Rogan.
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Posted: Today 7:38:59 AM EST

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A rotating pool of comedians in full Trump character a la shane gillis. Run a few a week, have them be the epitome of orange man bad trope until the press stops coming.

Address the nation direct weekly in an hour long video. Do occasional big name podcasts. Do the state of the Union on joe rogan

Press: "Is it true the president is homophobic?"

Over the top Trump impersonation: "Of course, I hate the gays, everyone does, they're super gay... You're gay, your mom is gay. We are going to round up all the gays and make them marry women and only let them out to make us fancy cakes and decorate homes. It's a key part of our agenda and we did it last time why wouldn't we do it again?"

My picks so far are guys like shane gillis, Tyler Fischer, Adam Ray, Steven Crowder. Need more

JLPettimoreIII i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game. Joined Oct 2010 Posts 76372 EE 0% (0) MT, USA	Posted: Today 7:46:38 AM EST [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By VaultDweller: Alex Jones. It'd be on par with his regular talking points, and he really needs a paycheck these days View Quote Attached File Attached File
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JLPettimoreIII i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game. Joined Oct 2010 Posts 76373 EE 0% (0) MT, USA	Posted: Today 7:52:54 AM EST [#41] Lujan @556Cliff @SturmgeschutzIII @Agilt @ThrustMyStoma @RedAngus
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Posted: Today 7:58:19 AM EST

[#42]

The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin

The Rock telling candy ass reporters, “it doesn’t matter what you think” and “if you smell what Trump is cooking” would be epic.

Stone Cold Steve Austin hosing down the press corp with a beer canon, doing the stunner on a CNN fake news person, before smacking two beers together, guzzling them down and walking away from the platform would also be epic.

xd341 Tard Whisperer Joined Aug 2012 Posts 30218 EE 0% (0) NY, USA	Posted: Today 9:08:01 AM EST [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By Cincinnatus: A random guy with Downs Syndrome. View Quote Shane Gillis?

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Posted: Today 9:11:19 AM EST

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Originally Posted By twistedLV:
Razorfist

That would be awesome.

Given the revelation from the election that Gen X showed up and carried the boats....I think we should get some prominent positions.

Razorfist as PS would be my first nomination. I think he should be sponsored by red bull also.

SturmgeschutzIII Ausf. G Joined Oct 2019 Posts 5627 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: Today 9:11:21 AM EST [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Lujan @556Cliff @SturmgeschutzIII @Agilt @ThrustMyStoma @RedAngus https://preview.redd.it/ugh-no-words-again-critical-of-this-v0-vu3rrshdjfwd1.jpg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d020f921144013a14014ce3418cbaec7f377f22b View Quote The perfect woman doesn't exi....

xd341 Tard Whisperer Joined Aug 2012 Posts 30220 EE 0% (0) NY, USA	Posted: Today 9:13:56 AM EST [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By WrenchGuy: Brett Cooper https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/414806/350952426_789657465846878_89521379878456-3372163.JPG View Quote Brett seems awesome but maybe too nice for PS. Both Kayleigh and Sarah were serial killers in the briefing room.

xd341 Tard Whisperer Joined Aug 2012 Posts 30221 EE 0% (0) NY, USA	Posted: Today 9:15:53 AM EST [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: The perfect woman doesn't exi.... View Quote I'd take Cooper over psyop any day.

kentucky_smith Member Joined Feb 2006 Posts 9333 EE 100% (57) KY, USA	Posted: Today 9:15:55 AM EST [#48] Lily Tang Williams

midmo COVFEFE! Joined Sep 2009 Posts 32900 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: Today 9:25:02 AM EST [#49] Kamala Harris

SturmgeschutzIII Ausf. G Joined Oct 2019 Posts 5630 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: Today 9:41:15 AM EST [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By xd341: I'd take Cooper over psyop any day. View Quote But she's actually intelligent. Lujan would be WAYYYYY funnier dealing with press.

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