Posted: 2/7/2006 7:15:26 PM EDT
| Who was President when Martin Luther King was being wiretapped by the federal government? |
[sarcasm on] The Halliburton time machine (HTM) is manufactured from evil assault weapons, gas guzzling SUV's, dangerous sniper rifles and a shoelace. It runs on the blood of downtrodden minorities and those unfortunate innocents at Abu Gharib (sp?). It works simply because of the extreme desire of the Republicans to move America back into the 1950's. |
Actually, it runs on the energy expended by the Dems trying to find some dirt on most Republicans in office. All the "wasted" energy they put forth is not wasted after all. It is being harnessed and put to a use that will better mankind, and keep the sheeple in their pens. |
[hippie voice]Corporations, man, you can't forget corporations![hippie voice]  |
+1 It is Bush's fault. Dinosaur extinction? Bush's fault. Haliburton time machine used to travel back in time, kill all the dinosaurs to create fossil fuels in order to create dependance on fossil fuels in order for Bush to go to war with Iraq under false pretenses because he is a war monger. MLK assassination? Bush's fault. Bush doesn't care about black people. Sickle cell? Bush's fault. Bush doesn't care about black people. Boobonic plague? Bush's fault. Hindenburg trajedy? Bush's fault Titanic? You guessed it! Adam eating the apple? Uh-huh.... Bush's fault. |