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7/18/2017 2:30:12 PM EDT
Was sitting in a panhandle bar one day, and a guy mentioned he liked ted danson. I said, man he fucked whoopi goldberg ! Guy looked at me; i nodded emphatically affirmative; he pondered his drink a while; then said "I didn't know a man could get that drunk"
7/18/2017 2:31:38 PM EDT
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7/18/2017 2:34:31 PM EDT
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7/18/2017 2:45:24 PM EDT
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OPNI
7/18/2017 4:06:46 PM EDT
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Wasn't she leaving the country if Dapper Don got elected?

Trump 2020
7/18/2017 4:08:45 PM EDT
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<CoC>

See, I actually DO know when to keep my mouth shut.
Sometimes.
7/18/2017 4:17:51 PM EDT
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Just what we need to hear from an Oakland prostitute/heroin addict. Wonder she doesn't have AIDS.
7/18/2017 4:26:42 PM EDT
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Just what we need to hear from an Oakland prostitute/heroin addict. Wonder she doesn't have AIDS.
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same reason possums don't get rabies?
7/18/2017 4:31:00 PM EDT
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How those cackling holes stay on the air is beyond me.
Jedediah Bila agreeing to be part of that cluster fuck
7/18/2017 4:31:41 PM EDT
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It sure seems like her and those other old bitches would be hollering about that genital mutilation case, if the doctors involved were white guys - holy shit! We'd all be deaf from the outcry.
7/18/2017 6:19:40 PM EDT
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Can you imagine waking up in the morning with that lying in bed next to you and your arm around her?  I really would try to chew my arm off rather than risk waking her.
7/18/2017 6:20:53 PM EDT
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I'd wager that is one nappy bush.
7/18/2017 6:27:14 PM EDT
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Color me Purple
7/18/2017 6:33:04 PM EDT
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I'd stick it in a sausage grinder before I'd fuck Whoopie Goldberg.
7/18/2017 6:34:35 PM EDT
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I'd stick it in a sausage grinder before I'd fuck Whoopie Goldberg.
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7/18/2017 7:24:25 PM EDT
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Can you imagine waking up in the morning with that lying in bed next to you and your arm around her?  I really would try to chew my arm off rather than risk waking her.
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Then you chew your other arm off too so that it can't happen again.