Why Chat rules. > General Discussion

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:48:35 PM EDT

Lesbians?
Robots?
Alligator Death?
Ninjas?
Pirates?
Why that's the basis of one AWESOME FUCKING MOVIE. But i digress.

<MisterFloppy> i want to be a robot alligator with two hydraulic penises
[ProfessorEvil] That's so going to be my new sigline.
.....
<MisterFloppy> dude, it would be so awesome to see someone be killed by a robot alligator
<Seth> why not a real alligator?
[ProfessorEvil] cuz robots make it better.
<Hank> yeah, like if the robot alligator like freaked out and started chopping heads off
<Gloftoe> and then a guitar wailed?
<Hank> that would be cool, and by cool i mean totally sweet
<Gloftoe> and then I pooped my pants!
<MisterFloppy> a robot alligator ninja pirate would be the ultimate
<Hank> fuck yeah!
<Seth> you forgot lesbian
<MisterFloppy> LESBIAN
<Seth> a robot lesbian ninja pirate alligator
<Gloftoe> and CHOPING OFF TEH HEDS!
<Seth> with 2 penises
<Seth> Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
<MisterFloppy> FREAKING AWESOME
<SO-COM> it needs a detachable hydraulic penis

and the crowd rejoiced.

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:51:05 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:51:12 PM EDT

[#2]

FREAKING AWESOME

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:51:33 PM EDT

[#3]

and of course there's always ME! ;]

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:51:48 PM EDT

[#4]

And I thought you were going to say it was becuase I couldnt go in there.

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:53:51 PM EDT

[#5]

you guys are goofy

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:54:02 PM EDT

[#6]

Oh yeah we talk about guns too apparently. Occasionally.

For the uneducated or curious

er, and Yeah this too

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:54:28 PM EDT

[#7]

dude, chat is cool. and by cool, i mean totally sweet.

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:55:33 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
dude, chat is cool. and by cool, i mean totally sweet.

I love chat with all my body.

Especially my peepee.

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:56:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:56:27 PM EDT

[#10]

actually, prof fucked up the link, here it is

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:58:36 PM EDT

[#11]

fixed link.

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:59:08 PM EDT

[#12]

its threads like those that assist in my attempts to fill the infallable realm between the texture of crunchy peanut butter and the seductive smoothness of jam

Posted: 8/25/2004 11:59:21 PM EDT

[#13]

I didn't think anyoen else here watched adult swim..

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:00:18 AM EDT

[#14]

And you guys say Mary Jane is NOT harmful.

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:00:53 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
And you guys say Mary Jane is NOT harmful.

Only if she's trying to shoot Jedi with a shotgun.

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:01:00 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I didn't think anyoen else here watched adult swim..

I watched because i forgot they stopped showing athf reruns.

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:02:07 AM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:13:00 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
And you guys say Mary Jane is NOT harmful.

HEY! ITS ONLY HARMFUL WHEN SOMEBODY DIES

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:14:34 AM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:15:11 AM EDT

[#20]

looks like an airsofter

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:18:11 AM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:20:38 AM EDT

[#22]

they even have a book now amazon.com link

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:22:23 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
looks like an airsofter

That would be NSFJojo

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:23:34 AM EDT

[#24]

Hey MOM, Meet Honzo!

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:25:24 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=18311

You're sweet alright

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:32:58 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
they even have a book now amazon.com link

Some reviews:

Better than the Bible, August 18, 2004
Reviewer: R. Burns "balls"

I am a total lesbo, but if I had to be straight, I would be all about Robert Hamburger, so that is why I read this book. In fact, when I read it, it was so good even -I- popped a 10 foot boner, and I'm like a chick!....And if you think that this review sucks, then you are a hopeless pirate loser and probably would not appreciate this genius book anyway, so don't bother buying it.

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:56:04 AM EDT

[#27]

Glad I missed it.

Chat = General Discussion + Firearms Forums + <some softporn site> + Bear Pit Rules, in REALTIME!

How could you NOT Like it?!?!??

-- brass

Posted: 8/26/2004 1:04:05 AM EDT

[#28]

dude, it was magical. it was like killing yourself because you get super pissed and there's no one else around to kill.

NINJAS RULE, BITCHES! DAMNIT!

Posted: 8/26/2004 10:52:38 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Glad I missed it.
-- brass

Yeah right if you were there it would have been even worse. And you'd have loved it. Don't lie.

Posted: 8/26/2004 10:55:23 AM EDT

[#30]

Shouldn't you be in school?

Posted: 8/26/2004 10:58:27 AM EDT

[#31]

gee

glad i went to bed before that topic came up

silly menz

Posted: 8/26/2004 11:27:09 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Shouldn't you be in school?

No, they keep threatening me with lawsuits if I come back.

Posted: 8/26/2004 11:33:36 AM EDT

[#33]

I guess I haven't had enough to drink yet. Hon, another beer please!

Posted: 8/26/2004 11:49:54 AM EDT

[#34]

arfcom has chat?!?!?

Posted: 8/26/2004 11:56:01 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
arfcom has chat?!?!?

You're one to talk.

Posted: 8/26/2004 12:07:26 PM EDT

[#36]

this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong.

This has always been the best line.

Posted: 8/26/2004 2:01:24 PM EDT

[#37]

chat is kinda like an informative bad acid trip with a case of the giggles.

Posted: 8/26/2004 2:03:06 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
And you guys say Mary Jane is NOT harmful.

Yes...but she sure is TIGHT!

SGatr15

Posted: 8/26/2004 2:53:54 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
chat is kinda like an ~~informative~~ uniformative bad acid trip with a case of the giggles.

Fixed it for ya

Posted: 8/26/2004 5:10:25 PM EDT

[#40]

Its boring now.

Posted: 8/26/2004 5:20:14 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Its boring now.

Some Ninja love will fix that.

Posted: 8/26/2004 5:39:55 PM EDT

[#42]

I glanced at the chat button on the front page earlier today and wondered to my self, "I wonder what sort of stuff goes on in chat." I almost clicked on the button. But I had to go to class.

thank goodness for class.

Posted: 8/26/2004 8:25:51 PM EDT

[#43]

Hey guys and gals, they are talkin about guns in chat!

Get in there and straighten it out!

I always forget the link!

chat.ar15.com for the java client (loads quick, couple quirks)

if you have mIRC or other IRC chat client:

Server: chat.ar15.com
Port: 6667 (or 7000 or a couple other defaults work)

Posted: 8/26/2004 8:45:34 PM EDT

[#44]

Posted: 8/26/2004 8:50:38 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
if you have mIRC or other IRC chat client:

I recommend vIRC instead, which is actually free to use.

And of course, the undeniable proof of Pink Pistols visiting our site.

[ProfessorEvil] They like Bukkake!
<Gloftoe> lol
<CK> yeah you do
<Gloftoe> In Nagasaki they go spunky for your love!
[ProfessorEvil] CK you need to have your parents remove the "Mature Content" filter so you can get some of the jokes we tell
<CK> fuck you
<Sgtar15> His momma is a Vulcan
[ProfessorEvil] Please keep me out of the gay fantasies, ok?
<CK> Sorry, cant do that.
<CK> I i have wet dreams about you everynight
<Sgtar15> CK is a fag?
<Sgtar15> a butt pirate?

Posted: 8/26/2004 8:53:46 PM EDT

[#46]

Speaking of which, I haven't been to chat in a long time and pissed off JAFO...I'm on my way!

Posted: 8/26/2004 9:45:51 PM EDT

[#47]

HMmmm.... here are some interesting quotes from chat that Ive saved over time.

<JAFO> yeah, you did like my wig and strap-on, didn't ya?
<thebeekeeper1> best fifty bucks I ever spent

<DaBunny> I haven't be able to shoot anybody since Vietnam......it sucks

<JAFO> wtf
<JAFO> Bravo has some "reality" show called "Boy Meets Boy"
<JAFO> I'm not gonna see CK on there, am I?
<ColonelKlink> fuck you
<JAFO> no thanks
<JAFO> save it for your TV show ;)

<R-32> Im wearing shower shoes and a teal pair of spandex
<NoKarma> thank god R-32 dosnt have a web cam

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