Posted: 10/3/2014 10:35:58 PM EDT
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Why do iTards always have to refer to their fucking phones only as iPhone and nothing else, such as "cell phone"? Is it in the contract when you buy one that you can only call it iPhone? Will jobs steal your children for failing to do so?
Why do people think it's OK to merge onto a fucking 70mph interstate at 45 mph then slam on the brakes at the end of the onramp? Why do I bother to park my new truck at the end of the parking lot at the store, only to walk out and see some fuckwit parked right next to me with about 20 empty spots all around us? Feel free to add your own. First world problems and all. |
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Because I can send a message from iSomething to iSomething without using text messages unless only cellular data is available. Much faster and doesn't break the message up if it's long.
So in my contacts lists I have entries for "cell" and for "iPhone" as appropriate, so I can remember who's got what. |
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Why ask why? Why ask why? It's the latest advertising gimmick. They don't want you to think, Rather dismiss it and go buy a drink.... BANANADANCE! Or something like that. Part of a long poem I wrote many years ago. It started out as a "Philosophy is a bunch of bullshit" type poem that somehow got sidetracked to a verse about Budweiser. I was drunk. Yeah, that's what it was...alcohol, because alcohol invokes existentialism, amiright? 
Somebody said something I didn't understand that sounded like "Bananadance" so there it is smack dab in the middle of the poem. Packed away in a sketchbook. Wow......that was 22 years ago, long forgotten, and you just yanked that memory out of my head. 
It's no literary masterpiece, but kept my mind occupied while Ren & Stimpy were playing with a Happy Hat. |
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Quoted: Why do iTards always have to refer to their fucking phones only as iPhone and nothing else, such as "cell phone"? Is it in the contract when you buy one that you can only call it iPhone? Will jobs steal your children for failing to do so? Why do people think it's OK to merge onto a fucking 70mph interstate at 45 mph then slam on the brakes at the end of the onramp? Why do I bother to park my new truck at the end of the parking lot at the store, only to walk out and see some fuckwit parked right next to me with about 20 empty spots all around us? Feel free to add your own. First world problems and all. |
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Quoted: Why do I bother to park my new truck at the end of the parking lot at the store, only to walk out and see some fuckwit parked right next to me with about 20 empty spots all around us? Feel free to add your own. First world problems and all. They might be parking there because they they know that there is a 99% chance that you will not slam your door into them.
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