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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Why men prefer guns

Posted: 8/12/2007 2:25:14 AM EDT

Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... Drum roll, please!

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

Posted: 8/12/2007 2:42:58 AM EDT

[#1]

I prefer guns because they have a hole that's actually snug.

Posted: 8/12/2007 2:57:39 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I prefer guns because they have a hole that's actually snug.

Too much info

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:03:47 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I prefer guns because they have a hole that's actually snug.

Sounds like you like your guns TOO MUCH. You must have a little wiener too

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:35:41 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I prefer guns because they have a hole that's actually snug.

Too bad it's a .17

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:45:59 AM EDT

[#5]

Because obviously we are compensating for our tiny pathetic penis's.

Posted: 8/12/2007 3:48:46 AM EDT

[#6]

I can lock it in the safe when Im done with it.

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:13:55 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... Drum roll, please!

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

excellent

Posted: 8/12/2007 4:50:05 AM EDT

[#8]

Your family won't disown you if you have a black one.

Posted: 8/12/2007 5:14:24 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I prefer guns because they have a hole that's actually snug.

Too bad it's a .17

Posted: 8/12/2007 5:18:08 AM EDT

[#10]

Because guns arent going to go cry to the police once you let them out of the well after you whispered, "It puts the lotion on its skin...." to them for 2weeks straight.

Posted: 8/12/2007 5:21:44 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Because guns arent going to go cry to the police once you let them out of the well after you whispered, "It puts the lotion on its skin...." to them for 2weeks straight.

Do you know my ex?? He promised if I let him out he wouldn't tell anyone!!

Posted: 8/12/2007 5:32:52 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I prefer guns because they have a hole that's actually snug.

Definitely sounds like a personal problem.

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