[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Wife + Gun Part Package (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/5/2017 5:01:54 PM EDT
| It's 4pm and the wife has a front row seat to street from her office. UPS should be here any minute with a package for me. Inside said package is a gun part that I don't care to explain....what should i do? |
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Call her and set up dinner date quick 1)don't show up. 2)Go play with your new stuff for a couple of days. 3)Then, go get a bad haircut, and tell her that two Hispanic women kidnapped you and finally just decided to let you go. 4)You barely escaped with your life, and there was a box they must have left behind in your car with an AR upper in it. 5)They told you not to go to the police or they'll kill your family. 6)We need to do something with this upper. I need to keep this off the streets. I'll hang onto it for safe keeping. Problem solved. This is not rocket science, op. |
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This to start. Then; 1)don't show up. 2)Go play with your new stuff for a couple of days. 3)Then, go get a bad haircut, and tell her that two Hispanic women kidnapped you and finally just decided to let you go. 4)You barely escaped with your life, and there was a box they must have left behind in your car with an AR upper in it. 5)They told you not to go to the police or they'll kill your family. 6)We need to do something with this upper. I need to keep this off the streets. I'll hang onto it for safe keeping. Problem solved. This is not rocket science, op. |
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Go shit on the floor on the other side of the house. Blame it on the dog and get your package while she's cleaning it up. Me: honey dog shit in the house, come clean it up Her: you found it so you clean it up *door bell rings* Her: let me get that since you're cleaning up dog shit ... |
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It's 4pm and the wife has a front row seat to street from her office. UPS should be here any minute with a package for me. Inside said package is a gun part that I don't care to explain....what should i do? |
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lol i love this Quoted:
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or " it's that piece I got under warranty for that other gun , you remember ages ago, they took their time with it" |
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so how do you see this going down? Because I see it unfolding like this.... Me: honey dog shit in the house, come clean it up Her: you found it so you clean it up *door bell rings* Her: let me get that since you're cleaning up dog shit ... |
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it's funny you say that because it's a 7.5 adams upper Quoted:
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This to start. Then; 1)don't show up. 2)Go play with your new stuff for a couple of days. 3)Then, go get a bad haircut, and tell her that two Hispanic women kidnapped you and finally just decided to let you go. 4)You barely escaped with your life, and there was a box they must have left behind in your car with an AR upper in it. 5)They told you not to go to the police or they'll kill your family. 6)We need to do something with this upper. I need to keep this off the streets. I'll hang onto it for safe keeping. Problem solved. This is not rocket science, op. "Why u need a 7.5 derpy piston upper?" "Because I'm retarded  !!"
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It's 4pm and the wife has a front row seat to street from her office. UPS should be here any minute with a package for me. Inside said package is a gun part that I don't care to ex9plain....what should i do? At 4:01pm you start warming up your back hand pimp slap and tell her who the fuck is in charge up in that shit. She'll be like, damn baby, you in charge and I ain't nevuh gonna tell you, you can't by no fuckin' gun parts. You gonna open that box right in front of her ass, pull out dat MagPul AR MOE FDE shit you bought and be back to sqaure one, a whooped ass pansy mutha fucka with no god damn sense. How's that? |
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too bad OP bailed.
I recently bought a gun and hid it from the wife. She actually doesn't care but... She will start to ask me to buy something. Considering that I had to seriously dip into the monthly earnings. I really didn't have cash to buy anything. So I hid it. Then after a week I brought it out and didn't act like I just bought something. Still don't know if she caught on yet. |