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1/9/2010 11:00:02 PM EDT
It was inevitable..
1/9/2010 11:02:04 PM EDT
[#1]
wolverine
1/9/2010 11:02:19 PM EDT
[#2]
You've been listening to that dirty Californian, haven't you.  

1/9/2010 11:02:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
wolverine


+1
1/9/2010 11:04:48 PM EDT
[#4]
too close to call
1/9/2010 11:04:52 PM EDT
[#5]
The wolverine will rip the ass out of a chimp. from the front.
1/9/2010 11:05:04 PM EDT
[#6]
Chimp. A chimp will rip that fucker's balls of and eat them in front of it. Then it would rip it's face off and eat that too.



But if we're talking a Red Dawn Wolverine, then they would win because AK47/RPG/etc  beats chimp every time.
1/9/2010 11:13:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Chimp picks up a big fucking rock..........crushes wolverine's skull........chimp eats wolverine. End of story.
1/9/2010 11:50:33 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Chimp picks up a big fucking rock..........crushes wolverine's skull........chimp eats wolverine. End of story.


Ok, supposing no weapons are available to the chimp.   I'd still bet on it but I think it would get cut up BAD and probably die.
1/10/2010 3:46:27 AM EDT
[#9]


If theres any high ground available the chimp will find it.

1/10/2010 3:48:18 AM EDT
[#10]
Chimp.
1/10/2010 3:55:51 AM EDT
[#11]
Chimp gets badly bitten before ripping the wolverine in two twelve.




1/10/2010 3:58:22 AM EDT
[#12]
70 pound chimp , 70 pound wolverine wins.


140 pound chimp , 70 pound wolverine .....chimp wins
1/10/2010 4:05:06 AM EDT
[#13]

 
1/10/2010 4:06:07 AM EDT
[#14]
Chimp.
 
1/10/2010 4:20:17 AM EDT
[#15]
So if chimps are so bad ass how come they weren't the top dogs before we showed up? You never hear of them called "King of the Jungle."
1/10/2010 4:20:42 AM EDT
[#16]
My money's on the chimp. I saw a Jeff Corwin special on adult chimps after the last one went berserk and killed someone. A chimp would treat a wolverine like the gorilla treated samsonite in the 70s commercial.



1/10/2010 4:21:13 AM EDT
[#17]
1/10/2010 4:25:47 AM EDT
[#18]
This is a female...so imagine a male. If the wolverine lasted 30 seconds I would be impressed




1/10/2010 4:27:38 AM EDT
[#19]
According to this site http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Pan_troglodytes.html
They don't have any natural predators, except us.

Chimpanzees are hunted as food by humans in many parts of their range. There is no direct evidence of predation on chimps by other animals, although there are some sympatric predators that are likely candidates for taking an occasional chimpanzee––especially young ones. These are leopards (Panthera pardus), pythons (Phython sabae), and martial eagles (Poleamaetus bellicosus). (Goodall, 1986; Jones et al., 1996)


Of course it also blames brewerys for chimp attacks on humans

Chimpanzees have been known to prey upon young humans when the opportunity arises, although the propensity for this behavior is closely related to the presence of waste from human beer-making facilities. Chimpanzees eat these attractive, fermented leavings and become intoxicated, making them more likely to become aggressive.


Damn dirty apes.
1/10/2010 4:36:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Chimp. A chimp will rip that fucker's balls of and eat them in front of it. Then it would rip it's face off and eat that too.

But if we're talking a Red Dawn Wolverine, then they would win because AK47/RPG/etc  beats chimp every time.


QFTMFT

Chimps are SCARY!  Even through the show Monster Quest is dumb, check out the one on Killer Chimps.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8e9GldATqc

OK, HTF do you embed videos?!
1/10/2010 4:42:10 AM EDT
[#21]

Wolverines are real badass.  I don't know who would win but it would be ugly.
1/10/2010 4:46:38 AM EDT
[#22]




Quoted:

So if chimps are so bad ass how come they weren't the top dogs before we showed up? You never hear of them called "King of the Jungle."




Humans are weak

Humans have opposable thumbs



There you have it.
1/10/2010 5:07:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Quoted:
So if chimps are so bad ass how come they weren't the top dogs before we showed up? You never hear of them called "King of the Jungle."


Humans are weak
Humans have opposable thumbs

There you have it.


RIF, I asked about before humans were on the scene, not why we are the top of the food chain.