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Posted: 4/26/2012 10:33:04 AM EDT

Alright let's do would you rather.

I'll start then you answer mine and post your own.

Would you rather get a severe paper cut on your peehole or orally pleasure Nancy pelosi for one hour while she has a yeast infection?

Go.

Posted: 4/26/2012 11:52:07 AM EDT

[#1]

I think you just made everybody sick with the mere thought of the Pelosi option.

Posted: 4/26/2012 11:53:27 AM EDT

[#2]

You mean you don't like getting papercuts on your peehole?

Posted: 4/26/2012 11:57:14 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

You mean you don't like getting papercuts on your peehole?

I remember growing up poor and only having paper dolls. Saved up bottles and cans until I could afford a blow-up doll....no more cut peepee hole....... snow 4' deep uphill both ways....

Posted: 4/26/2012 11:57:27 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Alright let's do would you rather.

I'll start then you answer mine and post your own.

Would you rather get a severe paper cut on your peehole or orally pleasure Nancy pelosi for one hour while she has a yeast infection?

Go.

Bring some hops and barley and make beer.

Posted: 4/26/2012 11:58:45 AM EDT

[#5]

I would rather not...

Posted: 4/26/2012 12:32:40 PM EDT

[#6]

I was having a good day until I read that

Thanks buddy

Posted: 4/26/2012 12:44:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Pee hole.

Let's see here... Ill try to make this apply to arfcom....

Would you rather have an elephant ejaculate directly into your face and receive your choice of any handgun, -OR- preform a blowjob and swallow, while receiving a choice of any TWO rifles.

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Posted: 4/26/2012 12:47:41 PM EDT

[#8]

I hate this place sometimes.

Posted: 4/26/2012 1:00:49 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I hate this place sometimes.

Ill put you down for a pair of 10/22s then.

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Posted: 4/26/2012 1:04:42 PM EDT

[#10]

[/RonWhite]Would you rather be drug naked over a bed of cactus with your mouth over the tailpipe of a Greyhound bus? Orrrrrrr sandpaper the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth?[RonWhite\]

Posted: 4/26/2012 1:07:43 PM EDT

[#11]

I'll take the paper cut.

Would you rather fish your wallet out (bare handed) of a portalet that stands at a concert serving free beer OR give Rosie O'Donnel an enema?

Posted: 4/26/2012 1:08:29 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Pee hole.

Let's see here... Ill try to make this apply to arfcom....

Would you rather have an elephant ejaculate directly into your face and receive your choice of any handgun, -OR- preform a blowjob and swallow, while receiving a choice of any TWO rifles.

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uknowhowiknowyoure

Posted: 4/26/2012 1:24:08 PM EDT

[#13]

none of the above, I'd rather stare at the sun through my spotting scope

Posted: 4/26/2012 5:03:51 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Pee hole.

Let's see here... Ill try to make this apply to arfcom....

Would you rather have an elephant ejaculate directly into your face and receive your choice of any handgun, -OR- preform a blowjob and swallow, while receiving a choice of any TWO rifles.

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uknowhowiknowyoure

I don't think a shot in the face from an elephant would really make you gay unless you really liked it.

Posted: 4/26/2012 6:26:56 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Alright let's do would you rather.

I'll start then you answer mine and post your own.

Would you rather get a severe paper cut on your peehole or orally pleasure Nancy pelosi for one hour while she has a yeast infection?

Go.

This is ARFCOM. Do both!

Posted: 4/26/2012 6:38:01 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

I'll take the paper cut.

Would you rather fish your wallet out (bare handed) of a portalet that stands at a concert serving free beer OR give Rosie O'Donnel an enema?

Depends...Can I give the enema with a pressure washer?

Posted: 5/2/2012 12:59:08 PM EDT

[#17]

Would you rather watch porn with your parents, or watch a porn starring your parents?

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