Posted: 5/27/2010 10:48:31 PM EDT
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50 stupid Yahoo Answers Fails.
Some of these are freaking hilarious! "I've only been with my girlfriend for about 4 weeks, but the doctor says she's 4 months pregnant. Why is my sperm so potent?" 
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The Hunting Section will make you face palm. |
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I used to think Yahoo! Answers was a terrible tragedy until I started paying attention to youtube comments. The only thing that lets me think there is hope for mankind is the belief that most of these are just obnoxious trolls who know better. For those who are not trolling, no points and may god have mercy on their souls. |
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This is a good site too:
http://www.yahooanswerfail.com "My 11 year old son beat up a guy with down syndrome and his parents want 2 press charges, should I confront them? Now he is so scared staying in his room all day talking to his shotgun." 
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Pedrobear? 
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Like I said, trolled hard.  |
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That is always amazing.  |
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My boy lost his arms when he was 7 years old in a car accident, and now he is 15 years old. I don't know how to say this, but I have been masturbating him, because he asked me to and I feel that I must help my son with his needs and since he has no means to do it himself. I know its part of boys growing up, like we all have. And I don't want to deprive him from it because of his disability. However, my wife does not know this and I don't know how to approach her with this situation. What do I Do? Id appreciate all responses. God Bless You all. |
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My boy lost his arms when he was 7 years old in a car accident, and now he is 15 years old. I don't know how to say this, but I have been masturbating him, because he asked me to and I feel that I must help my son with his needs and since he has no means to do it himself. I know its part of boys growing up, like we all have. And I don't want to deprive him from it because of his disability. However, my wife does not know this and I don't know how to approach her with this situation. What do I Do? Id appreciate all responses. God Bless You all. That's almost as good as the one about the kid who hit his nuts with the hammer and his dad gave his nuts "CPR". Which seemed weird, but his dad always wanted to play with his nuts, so what do you do?
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This was easily the funniest thing I had seen in my life up until that point. I can't even fucking think about it without losing it. Epic funny...
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