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3/27/2021 11:49:11 AM EDT
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Luke 22:36
3/27/2021 11:50:24 AM EDT
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In on two

Or maybe three
3/27/2021 11:50:53 AM EDT
[#3]
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true
3/27/2021 11:53:37 AM EDT
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- jokes about glory holes are too close to the line -
Media: Professional liars that were too stupid to get into law school.
3/27/2021 11:55:31 AM EDT
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Sic Semper Tyrannis
3/27/2021 11:56:34 AM EDT
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But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true
3/27/2021 11:57:01 AM EDT
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He looks like an auctioneer.
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled posting
3/27/2021 11:57:53 AM EDT
[#8]
Began Phase 2




COOTIES RAT SEMON
3/27/2021 11:58:14 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By David0858:
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Get your feet off the dash, Hope.
I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
3/27/2021 11:58:23 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By PAspeedmaster:
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I laughed like a retard at this for way too long.

Also:

NorCal_LEO callsign: Brussel Sprout

I, for one, welcome our new Hawkeye overlords.
3/27/2021 11:58:27 AM EDT
[#11]
I've reviewed 3 pages...

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You do what you gotta do, I'll do what I gotta do. Whatever happens, happens. - Oscar "Manny" Manheim 1985
3/27/2021 12:00:12 PM EDT
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Luke 22:36
3/27/2021 12:03:41 PM EDT
[#13]
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true
3/27/2021 12:07:41 PM EDT
[#14]
3/27/2021 12:14:21 PM EDT
[#15]
OST
Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell
No Tyrant has ever found itself guilty of tyranny in it's own court. - ohland
I AM A PEACEABLE GUN OWNER
Proud FFA member - Future Felons of Amerika
3/27/2021 12:18:28 PM EDT
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Notice the amount of comments?
If'n hillbillies was a wantin to terrerize ye, we'd just fuck all yer wimminz an drank all yer beer while ye was a'workin.-Hillbilly69
3/27/2021 12:24:11 PM EDT
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3/27/2021 12:28:24 PM EDT
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This made me laugh today.
3/27/2021 12:36:48 PM EDT
[#19]
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true
3/27/2021 12:37:56 PM EDT
[#20]
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true
3/27/2021 12:42:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Did I mention the secret rule that you also get banned if you laugh?  


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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Vic_Crown:


I laughed and lost on page one.

Is this a record ?




Did I mention the secret rule that you also get banned if you laugh?  


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I made a career lengthy job out of falling foul of secret and suddenly invented rules
Having a gun does not make you armed, any more than having a guitar makes you a musician.
3/27/2021 12:42:33 PM EDT
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3/27/2021 12:47:33 PM EDT
[#23]
I have to save this on for use on here.

But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true
3/27/2021 12:59:06 PM EDT
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Liberal is a person who's mind is so open their brain has fallen out.
3/27/2021 1:02:39 PM EDT
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LOST! That was quick.
MEMBER: NRA, GOA, SAF, NYSRPA
3/27/2021 1:04:51 PM EDT
[#26]
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Welcome to the "official" You Laugh You Lose (YLYL) thread.  We are setting up an official thread because there have been problems with these threads in the past, in that people have posted jokes/memes that are too edgy.

We totally understand that humor is subjective, and what might offend one person might be considered hilarious by another.  Unfortunately, that means that we cannot tell you PRECISELY where the line is, because each joke is obviously different, and trying to come up with some explicit rule would result in a thousand rules and restrictions, and would STILL have a grey area and endless loopholes for barracks lawyers to try to weasel through in order to post as edgy a joke as possible.

As a general rule, if your joke relies on racial stereotypes, or encourages violence, or is using topics like incest, harm against children or animals, genocide, etc. to be funny, then it's probably best to NOT post it.  That's NOT an exhaustive list, but rather EXAMPLES of what may be over the line.

As a potential rule of thumb, maybe ask yourself "would I be okay telling this joke at a family gathering?" or "would this joke be okay to send out in a work email?" - if you can definitely answer yes to those questions, then you are probably fine.  (And again, this is not a rule - so please don't post a meme making a dark holocaust joke, and then defend it by saying you work at a crematorium and you and your colleagues make Jew/oven jokes all the time, so therefore it should be okay because you WOULD send this joke in a work email.   Again, I am not describing a rule - I am giving an example).

Ultimately, the mods/staff who oversee this thread will be following their best judgment.  If they think something is "over the line" they will remove the image/joke from the thread, and they will remove the poster's ability to post in the thread.  In other words, if you cross the line, you will receive a ban from the thread, and likely an account warning. (This is directly in response to members constantly telling us "Do not lock the thread - lock the violators").  This also means that the mods can definitely use your help.  If you see a joke/meme that you think is over the line, please use the report button and let the mods know so they can clean it up and we can keep the thread going.  Please DO NOT QUOTE a joke/meme if you think it might be over the line; doing so makes the job of the mods harder.  In fact, if you see a questionable post, if you encourage your fellow member to go back and edit/delete it, it will save work for mods, and will potentially save your fellow member from being booted from the thread.  This is an important point: the more you can help the mods, and the more you can police yourselves and members who might cross the line (accidentally or deliberately), the easier it will be for us to keep this thread open.  

Since humor is inherently subjective, you are going to have to trust the mods, if you are going to post in this thread.  If you do not trust the mods to be fair, then you probably shouldn't post in the thread.  

I will be the Staffer overseeing this thread, and I will use my judgment (in consultation with mods and other Staff), and I will be checking it daily.  The mods and I will be coordinating and communicating, to make sure we are as consistent as possible.  

If your goal is to share fun jokes, images and memes with others on the site, and have a good laugh, then we want you to post in this thread, and we thank you for contributing to the site.   If your goal is to post dark or edgy jokes, or to try to discover EXACTLY where the line is, so you can tip-toe along it, or to try to push that line further out ... then we really prefer you refrain from posting in the thread.
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Insecurity is loud, confidence is quiet.
"Violence is rarely the answer, but when it is... it is the only answer." Tim Larkin
3/27/2021 1:12:54 PM EDT
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Official Arfcom Nickname: Mothball
"What's biting Glatigny?"
"I think he's beginning to realize that we've got to play with fifty-two cards and he doesn't like it at all . . . Those twenty extra cards aren't at all to his liking."
3/27/2021 1:16:49 PM EDT
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Psalm 144:1 Praise the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle.
Callsign: "Nub"
3/27/2021 1:25:25 PM EDT
[#29]
CAN YOU HELL PME? IMMA DRANK
3/27/2021 1:26:43 PM EDT
[#30]
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Originally Posted By flyhack72:
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This made me laugh today.
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The ghetto version.

Ghetto Birthday Party: Spiderman Breaks It Down

3/27/2021 1:27:13 PM EDT
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"We shall never return to social sanity till we begin at the beginning, where all history starts, with a man and a woman, and a child, and with the province of liberty and property which these need for their full humanity" -- G.K. Chesterton
3/27/2021 1:34:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Little specific but I laughed.

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3/27/2021 1:46:18 PM EDT
[#33]
MEMBER: NRA, GOA, SAF, NYSRPA
3/27/2021 1:46:29 PM EDT
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Whatever happened to KenMac?
I dont think this is a brains type of operation.
3/27/2021 1:55:35 PM EDT
[#35]
Meme will self destruct in 31 days for safety.

3/27/2021 2:32:27 PM EDT
[#37]
I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
3/27/2021 2:33:47 PM EDT
[#38]
Oldie but goodie

USS Ranger (CV-61)
‘86-‘90

Free Kyle Rittenhouse “defender of Kenosha“

I think I will go out and lick shopping cart handles till I get the coronavirus just to get it over with

3/27/2021 2:44:18 PM EDT
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3/27/2021 2:53:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
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... and nobody has been banned!!


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No one has been banned YET
3/27/2021 2:55:41 PM EDT
[#42]
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Welcome to the "official" You Laugh You Lose (YLYL) thread.  We are setting up an official thread because there have been problems with these threads in the past, in that people have posted jokes/memes that are too edgy.

We totally understand that humor is subjective, and what might offend one person might be considered hilarious by another.  Unfortunately, that means that we cannot tell you PRECISELY where the line is, because each joke is obviously different, and trying to come up with some explicit rule would result in a thousand rules and restrictions, and would STILL have a grey area and endless loopholes for barracks lawyers to try to weasel through in order to post as edgy a joke as possible.

As a general rule, if your joke relies on racial stereotypes, or encourages violence, or is using topics like incest, harm against children or animals, genocide, etc. to be funny, then it's probably best to NOT post it.  That's NOT an exhaustive list, but rather EXAMPLES of what may be over the line.

As a potential rule of thumb, maybe ask yourself "would I be okay telling this joke at a family gathering?" or "would this joke be okay to send out in a work email?" - if you can definitely answer yes to those questions, then you are probably fine.  (And again, this is not a rule - so please don't post a meme making a dark holocaust joke, and then defend it by saying you work at a crematorium and you and your colleagues make Jew/oven jokes all the time, so therefore it should be okay because you WOULD send this joke in a work email.   Again, I am not describing a rule - I am giving an example).

Ultimately, the mods/staff who oversee this thread will be following their best judgment.  If they think something is "over the line" they will remove the image/joke from the thread, and they will remove the poster's ability to post in the thread.  In other words, if you cross the line, you will receive a ban from the thread, and likely an account warning. (This is directly in response to members constantly telling us "Do not lock the thread - lock the violators").  This also means that the mods can definitely use your help.  If you see a joke/meme that you think is over the line, please use the report button and let the mods know so they can clean it up and we can keep the thread going.  Please DO NOT QUOTE a joke/meme if you think it might be over the line; doing so makes the job of the mods harder.  In fact, if you see a questionable post, if you encourage your fellow member to go back and edit/delete it, it will save work for mods, and will potentially save your fellow member from being booted from the thread.  This is an important point: the more you can help the mods, and the more you can police yourselves and members who might cross the line (accidentally or deliberately), the easier it will be for us to keep this thread open.  

Since humor is inherently subjective, you are going to have to trust the mods, if you are going to post in this thread.  If you do not trust the mods to be fair, then you probably shouldn't post in the thread.  

I will be the Staffer overseeing this thread, and I will use my judgment (in consultation with mods and other Staff), and I will be checking it daily.  The mods and I will be coordinating and communicating, to make sure we are as consistent as possible.  

If your goal is to share fun jokes, images and memes with others on the site, and have a good laugh, then we want you to post in this thread, and we thank you for contributing to the site.   If your goal is to post dark or edgy jokes, or to try to discover EXACTLY where the line is, so you can tip-toe along it, or to try to push that line further out ... then we really prefer you refrain from posting in the thread.
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Best joke starts off the thread !!!
You can't have no idea how little I care
3/27/2021 2:56:45 PM EDT
[#43]
Meanwhile in Denmark . . .



WHEN THE TRUTH IS FOUND TO BE LIES.
AND ALL THE JOY WITHIN YOU DIES . . . . . .
3/27/2021 2:59:08 PM EDT
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3/27/2021 3:00:29 PM EDT
[#45]
I used to be a people person but people fucked that up, too.
FREE SYLVAN
3/27/2021 3:01:27 PM EDT
[#46]
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Originally Posted By David0858:
I have to save this on for use on here.

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I GUARANTEE she learned that from her mother.
You can't have no idea how little I care
3/27/2021 3:05:40 PM EDT
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That is SOOO wrong
3/27/2021 3:07:34 PM EDT
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3/27/2021 3:12:35 PM EDT
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3/27/2021 3:20:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:

Get your feet off the dash, Hope.
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:

Get your feet off the dash, Hope.


Lol

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