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Originally Posted By LoBrau: It's a ridiculous idea. Obviously the truck should be towing a trailer with a magnet mounted on it oriented to repel a steel plate attached to the tailgate. That way when the magnet needs to be recharged you can just unhook the trailer and hook up to one with a fresh magnet. There is no flaw in this idea, I won't be taking questions. Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By _DR: Originally Posted By JThompson: Wait, I think he is on to something here. It would work if the magnet was strong enough, and the magnet supporting pole was fixed on the ground instead of the truck. Because observable motion is relative only to two separate objects, the truck cannot move as depicted. Even if the magnet's power was increased to impossible strength, all it would do is break or bend the pole so that the magnet would simply just affix itself to the the metal plate. The truck would never move. It's a ridiculous idea. Obviously the truck should be towing a trailer with a magnet mounted on it oriented to repel a steel plate attached to the tailgate. That way when the magnet needs to be recharged you can just unhook the trailer and hook up to one with a fresh magnet. There is no flaw in this idea, I won't be taking questions. Bullshit. I seent Wile E. Coyote do it a few times. |
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Originally Posted By WorkDroid: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGaaHNThVlM_QLma9rW9UNiGWlfBZDYrc_9UO29Y5HSLZhjWWvESBeZQBv&s=10 Front wheel drive trucks are useless, now put two magnets on the back set up so they repel each other and they might have something. Also, if you have magnets working to attract or repel each other, we call those ''Hemi magnets.'' |
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Originally Posted By R2point0: I finally figured out that he needed to do it or they wouldn't consider the movie for the Academy Awards. So he made 1 minor character as black as possible, and one as trans as possible. Boxes checked, bring on the oscars. And don't forget Matt Damon. He's an incredible actor, and a gay homosexual. Allegedly. |
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Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/OW50w3J.jpeg Ha, a friend of mine in engineering school was on a senior design team working with Hamilton beech trying to figure out a noise canceling blender. Spoiler alert, they did not figure it out. 
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords may not be a basis for a system of government, but strange men distributing Kalashnikovs from the back of a Toyota certainly can be.
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Originally Posted By _DR: It would work if the magnet was strong enough, and the magnet supporting pole was fixed on the ground instead of the truck. Because observable motion is relative only to two separate objects, the truck cannot move as depicted. Even if the magnet's power was increased to impossible strength, all it would do is break or bend the pole so that the magnet would simply just affix itself to the the metal plate. The truck would never move. (facepalm) |
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Originally Posted By LoBrau: Ha, a friend of mine in engineering school was on a senior design team working with Hamilton beech trying to figure out a noise canceling blender. Spoiler alert, they did not figure it out. Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/OW50w3J.jpeg Ha, a friend of mine in engineering school was on a senior design team working with Hamilton beech trying to figure out a noise canceling blender. Spoiler alert, they did not figure it out. And yet they could have easily made a sound muffling cover for it you slip on after you start it up. |
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I'm getting down to the last box, the others have all been destroyed...
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Originally Posted By fxntime: And yet they could have easily made a sound muffling cover for it you slip on after you start it up. |
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Originally Posted By LoBrau: Ha, a friend of mine in engineering school was on a senior design team working with Hamilton beech trying to figure out a noise canceling blender. Spoiler alert, they did not figure it out. Sometimes you just embrace the noise. 
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Originally Posted By fxntime: And yet they could have easily made a sound muffling cover for it you slip on after you start it up. Originally Posted By fxntime: Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/OW50w3J.jpeg Ha, a friend of mine in engineering school was on a senior design team working with Hamilton beech trying to figure out a noise canceling blender. Spoiler alert, they did not figure it out. And yet they could have easily made a sound muffling cover for it you slip on after you start it up. It had a cover, and they tried to induce a vibration in it that would be destructive to the vibration of the blender, thus canceling the noise, but there were too many variables for it to work. Apparently it actually made it perceptibly louder. 
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Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/LP64jvB.jpeg LMFAO Trevor Moore was a comedy genius. RIP  WKUK Going Home Alone |
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Originally Posted By R2point0: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/173228/1000019514_jpg-3824388.JPG And replacing them with different signs like "Anal Only" and "Taken, but open to cheating." Make one "Gay"
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Originally Posted By Spartacus: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/484/1000006526_png-3822881.JPG Broken hearts are for assholes. |
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Originally Posted By flcroc: I refuse to do it until after my birthday. I pooped in a box 5 years ago and all was clear, so I'm taking the whole damn 5 years.  Did my second one on Thursday.  Anesthesiologist and nurse were hotties. |
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Originally Posted By Fourman: "I refuse to do it until after my birthday. I pooped in a box 5 years ago and all was clear, so I'm taking the whole damn 5 years." https://media4.giphy.com/media/ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c/200.webp?cid=8dc8958ccc6yyhf1js4yhb7d2t6as5re6h3aliocfgnrlawy&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200.webp&ct=g  If Commercials were Real Life - Cologuard |
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Originally Posted By redoubt: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/74363/983-3824224.jpg There's an urban legend about a Japanese fishing boat that was sank by a cow, but sadly it appears to be just a myth. |
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Originally Posted By LoBrau: It's a ridiculous idea. Obviously the truck should be towing a trailer with a magnet mounted on it oriented to repel a steel plate attached to the tailgate. That way when the magnet needs to be recharged you can just unhook the trailer and hook up to one with a fresh magnet. There is no flaw in this idea, I won't be taking questions. Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By _DR: Originally Posted By JThompson: Wait, I think he is on to something here. It would work if the magnet was strong enough, and the magnet supporting pole was fixed on the ground instead of the truck. Because observable motion is relative only to two separate objects, the truck cannot move as depicted. Even if the magnet's power was increased to impossible strength, all it would do is break or bend the pole so that the magnet would simply just affix itself to the the metal plate. The truck would never move. It's a ridiculous idea. Obviously the truck should be towing a trailer with a magnet mounted on it oriented to repel a steel plate attached to the tailgate. That way when the magnet needs to be recharged you can just unhook the trailer and hook up to one with a fresh magnet. There is no flaw in this idea, I won't be taking questions. none of you have said anything at all about a treadmill... |
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Originally Posted By HeavyLeadFoot: none of you have said anything at all about a treadmill... Originally Posted By HeavyLeadFoot: Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By _DR: Originally Posted By JThompson: Wait, I think he is on to something here. It would work if the magnet was strong enough, and the magnet supporting pole was fixed on the ground instead of the truck. Because observable motion is relative only to two separate objects, the truck cannot move as depicted. Even if the magnet's power was increased to impossible strength, all it would do is break or bend the pole so that the magnet would simply just affix itself to the the metal plate. The truck would never move. It's a ridiculous idea. Obviously the truck should be towing a trailer with a magnet mounted on it oriented to repel a steel plate attached to the tailgate. That way when the magnet needs to be recharged you can just unhook the trailer and hook up to one with a fresh magnet. There is no flaw in this idea, I won't be taking questions. none of you have said anything at all about a treadmill... Sorry, I figured that part was understood and didn't think I had to mention it. 
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords may not be a basis for a system of government, but strange men distributing Kalashnikovs from the back of a Toyota certainly can be.
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Originally Posted By LoBrau: Sorry, I figured that part was understood and didn't think I had to mention it. Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By HeavyLeadFoot: Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By _DR: Originally Posted By JThompson: Wait, I think he is on to something here. It would work if the magnet was strong enough, and the magnet supporting pole was fixed on the ground instead of the truck. Because observable motion is relative only to two separate objects, the truck cannot move as depicted. Even if the magnet's power was increased to impossible strength, all it would do is break or bend the pole so that the magnet would simply just affix itself to the the metal plate. The truck would never move. It's a ridiculous idea. Obviously the truck should be towing a trailer with a magnet mounted on it oriented to repel a steel plate attached to the tailgate. That way when the magnet needs to be recharged you can just unhook the trailer and hook up to one with a fresh magnet. There is no flaw in this idea, I won't be taking questions. none of you have said anything at all about a treadmill... Sorry, I figured that part was understood and didn't think I had to mention it. And they said watching Road Runner cartoons would rot your brain... |
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Originally Posted By Rope-A-Dope: Sometimes you just embrace the noise. https://hips.hearstapps.com/mtg-prod/65c1e486ce227b00088cbffa/hrdp-1210-worshams-top-fuel-margarita-maker-01.jpg  AQPIsKLbdNapMgOyanFB.mp4 I prefer Top Gear's version. |
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Originally Posted By flcroc: I refuse to do it until after my birthday. I pooped in a box 5 years ago and all was clear, so I'm taking the whole damn 5 years. In other words, get the scope. It is painless and some great sleep to boot. Don't be me... |
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Originally Posted By dorobuta: And they said watching Road Runner cartoons would rot your brain... Originally Posted By dorobuta: Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By HeavyLeadFoot: Originally Posted By LoBrau: Originally Posted By _DR: Originally Posted By JThompson: Wait, I think he is on to something here. It would work if the magnet was strong enough, and the magnet supporting pole was fixed on the ground instead of the truck. Because observable motion is relative only to two separate objects, the truck cannot move as depicted. Even if the magnet's power was increased to impossible strength, all it would do is break or bend the pole so that the magnet would simply just affix itself to the the metal plate. The truck would never move. It's a ridiculous idea. Obviously the truck should be towing a trailer with a magnet mounted on it oriented to repel a steel plate attached to the tailgate. That way when the magnet needs to be recharged you can just unhook the trailer and hook up to one with a fresh magnet. There is no flaw in this idea, I won't be taking questions. none of you have said anything at all about a treadmill... Sorry, I figured that part was understood and didn't think I had to mention it. And they said watching Road Runner cartoons would rot your brain... Rockets and roller skates FTW!
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Originally Posted By Make_Mine_Moxie: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/HRP0LkkacAAm9wQ_jpg-3825000.JPG Five pages of colonoscopy stories inbound... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/keep-on-truckin_jpg-3825001.JPG But what about the steamed hams? 
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords may not be a basis for a system of government, but strange men distributing Kalashnikovs from the back of a Toyota certainly can be.
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Originally Posted By RarestRX: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRyd2ozbIAAnWsm?format=jpg&name=large Are you kidding? She'd apparently get 91.67% of the vote. 
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Originally Posted By ELittlefield: https://i.imgur.com/FnAkZvB.jpeg" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/FnAkZvB.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/SG3znaz.jpeg" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/SG3znaz.jpeg The truth hurts. Men don't open car doors for women because they are chivalrous, they do it to protect their car doors from destruction. |
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I'm getting down to the last box, the others have all been destroyed...
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Originally Posted By dorobuta: And they said watching Road Runner cartoons would rot your brain... In case you were wondering, there is a channel on YouTube that has all the Road Runner cartoons posted. You're welcome. |
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Originally Posted By fxntime: The truth hurts. Men don't open car doors for women because they are chivalrous, they do it to protect their car doors from destruction. I honestly don't understand why most women I know can't close a car door using appropriate amount of force. |
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Originally Posted By _DR: I honestly don't understand why most women I know can't close a car door using appropriate amount of force. And Oh Lawsy! if you bring that to their attention. |
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Originally Posted By ELittlefield: https://i.imgur.com/FnAkZvB.jpeg" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/FnAkZvB.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/SG3znaz.jpeg" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/SG3znaz.jpeg Yep.....not sure why my wife always has to slam the damn door!! |