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Andrewh Joined Aug 2001 Posts 10088 EE 100% (9) TX, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 10:30:55 AM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By Vic_Crown: Canadian oil company logo....... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/168273/Screenshot_20210911-210839_Chrome_jpg-2087453.JPG View Quote lol, it is real, and they really sent them out. https://globalnews.ca/news/6618775/greta-thunberg-decal-apology/

SgtKiwi MILITVM XPISTI Joined Mar 2001 Posts 8175 EE 100% (185) FL, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 11:12:12 AM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By NCUrk: I am only 52,but at my job. I am Wallace. View Quote I'm 49, but in the same boat. DoD civilian with approx 160 in my department mixed mil/civ.
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M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 4511 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 11:44:31 AM EDT [#3] Well, this'll get the clothes dry...

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M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 4512 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 12:14:23 PM EDT [#5] Fucking... A. This is why I got that .458 WinMag... .

M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 4513 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 12:22:12 PM EDT [#6] Well, that's one way to move a bed

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M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 4516 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 1:03:35 PM EDT [#9] Well, this was a little jarring... Not saying I support it, but I understand... .

M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 4517 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 1:49:08 PM EDT [#10] This is certainly appropriate .

Joe731 Member Joined Sep 2004 Posts 9334 EE 100% (1) OR, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 2:19:53 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: Well, that's one way to move a bed View Quote Reminds me of something

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 36793 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 2:41:15 PM EDT [#12] You think you're fast until https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrfjbafo4uk
	Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 4521 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 3:16:55 PM EDT [#13] How many physics nerds we got here? Pulp Mario .

TacticalGarand44 Pitter Patter, let's get atter. Joined Dec 2014 Posts 43636 EE 100% (31) ND, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 3:20:54 PM EDT [Last Edit: TacticalGarand44] [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: https://i.imgur.com/O2Y1tsd.jpeg How many physics nerds we got here? https://i.imgur.com/tF3ucqq.jpeg Pulp Mario https://i.imgur.com/cl3VATg.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/C5G2IbB.jpeg . View Quote Red shift Blue shift Old shit New shit
	Nou ani Anquietas. Hic qua videum.

M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 4523 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 3:54:49 PM EDT [#15] Let's see how many get this... .

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DK-Prof PsychoPolitical Master and Father Boog Joined Feb 2001 Posts 144378 EE 100% (11) VA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 6:23:16 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By ecophon: https://www.avforums.com/attachments/inked54239_li-jpg.1569680/ View Quote If that goose is not careful, it’s about to get a “stuffing” of its very own!
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Posted: 9/12/2021 6:43:01 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

If that goose is not careful, it's about to get a "stuffing" of its very own!

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Originally Posted By ecophon:
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If that goose is not careful, it's about to get a "stuffing" of its very own!

You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil.

Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.

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Posted: 9/12/2021 8:04:24 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

If that goose is not careful, it's about to get a "stuffing" of its very own!

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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

If that goose is not careful, it's about to get a "stuffing" of its very own!

Does anyone have the old screen shot of the goose story dk posted a long time ago. I have it somewhere on my computer but can't seem to locate it.

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 29161 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 8:44:50 PM EDT [Last Edit: kar98k] [#23] . its in kitwulfens magical adventures in the archives http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102&page=10 .
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Pogo55 In "Slack" mode Joined Jun 2006 Posts 14665 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 9:15:53 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: . View Quote That is my wife to a Tee.
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beitodesstrafe No! I'm with the science team! Joined Nov 2007 Posts 84708 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 9:22:06 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By Pogo55: That is my wife to a Tee. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By Pogo55: Originally Posted By M1907Sling: https://i.imgur.com/REC22ya.jpeg . That is my wife to a Tee.
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Notcalifornialegal Not Particularly Interesting Joined Sep 2009 Posts 12771 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 9:24:01 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By ecophon: https://www.avforums.com/attachments/inked54239_li-jpg.1569680/ View Quote Fuckin actually lol'd
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Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 42959 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 9:24:35 PM EDT [#27]
	Always blame autocorrect.

M1907Sling Joined Mar 2019 Posts 4526 EE 100% (2) PA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 9:24:39 PM EDT [#28] .

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Javak Call Sign: Meatbag Joined Jun 2001 Posts 19763 EE 100% (5) CA, USA	Posted: 9/12/2021 9:29:39 PM EDT [#30] Let me sing you a song of Arfcom lore of yore (to the tune of Gilligan's Island theme song) Sit right back and you'll hear a tale of bestiality If you wish to violate a goose or drake in its cavity Put its head in a dresser drawer as you perform depravity Slam it shut when you reach the peak and enjoy the ecstasy.
	Got my 45 on so I can rock on.

ErikOR Member Joined Oct 2009 Posts 3887 EE 100% (15) OR, USA	Posted: 9/13/2021 12:51:27 AM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: https://i.imgur.com/O2Y1tsd.jpeg How many physics nerds we got here? https://i.imgur.com/tF3ucqq.jpeg Pulp Mario https://i.imgur.com/cl3VATg.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/C5G2IbB.jpeg . View Quote Red shift.

Thoughtcrime

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Posted: 9/13/2021 12:54:49 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By ErikOR:

Red shift.

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Originally Posted By ErikOR:

Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
https://i.imgur.com/O2Y1tsd.jpeg

How many physics nerds we got here?

https://i.imgur.com/tF3ucqq.jpeg

Pulp Mario

https://i.imgur.com/cl3VATg.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/C5G2IbB.jpeg
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Red shift.

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Posted: 9/13/2021 12:55:00 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By ErikOR:

Red shift.

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Originally Posted By ErikOR:

Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
https://i.imgur.com/O2Y1tsd.jpeg

How many physics nerds we got here?

https://i.imgur.com/tF3ucqq.jpeg

Pulp Mario

https://i.imgur.com/cl3VATg.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/C5G2IbB.jpeg
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Red shift.

Also some foreshortening, apparently objects also get shorter in the direction of travel, so I've read.

JThompson WTB: Free Ammo Joined Feb 2001 Posts 11353 EE 100% (72) FL, USA	Posted: 9/13/2021 4:46:51 AM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: How many physics nerds we got here? https://i.imgur.com/tF3ucqq.jpeg . View Quote Doppler Effect???
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kpel308 Legbreaker Extraordinaire Joined Jan 2001 Posts 32284 EE 0% (0) IRQ	Posted: 9/13/2021 5:28:31 AM EDT [Last Edit: kpel308] [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By M1907Sling: https://i.imgur.com/D4si1Zl.jpeg . View Quote >Laughs in Filipino< https://www.cbc.ca/kidscbc2/the-feed/4-months-of-Christmas-in-the-Philippines
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David0858

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Posted: 9/13/2021 5:31:19 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By kar98k:
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its in kitwulfens magical adventures in the archives

http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102&page=10

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/80786/golden-goose2-2088571.jpg
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DAMN!!! . It was that long ago?? 07/10/07? I was reading that thread as that was posted.

But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true

Scott-S6 Joined Dec 2002 Posts 7464 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/13/2021 7:14:03 AM EDT [Last Edit: Scott-S6] [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By CherokeeRose: Also some foreshortening, apparently objects also get shorter in the direction of travel, so I've read. View Quote Appear shorter to an observer with a different frame of reference when they are approaching.

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Posted: 9/13/2021 9:02:31 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
https://i.imgur.com/xCO4IFt.jpeg

This is certainly appropriate

https://i.imgur.com/D9tEL1q.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/oqiqPKm.jpeg
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All of her body parts belong to her.

When she uses those parts to make another person, she is then just as responsible for that person's well-being when they are inside of her as when they are outside of her.

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Posted: 9/13/2021 11:55:18 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By kar98k:
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its in kitwulfens magical adventures in the archives

http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102&page=10

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/80786/golden-goose2-2088571.jpg
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I missed this thread. I got the gist of the reference, but never fully understood the reference until now.

Ignorance is bliss.

Notcalifornialegal Not Particularly Interesting Joined Sep 2009 Posts 12774 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 9/13/2021 11:56:45 AM EDT [#40]
	No one is coming. It's up to us. Safety isn't the top concern, but it is a top 10.

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Posted: 9/13/2021 1:26:43 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By ecophon:
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If that goose is not careful, it’s about to get a “stuffing” of its very own!

Phrasing.

"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump

usp45 Member Joined Apr 2001 Posts 916 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 9/13/2021 1:51:15 PM EDT [#42] @dkprof Attached File

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	... Allegedly

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 36807 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 9/13/2021 2:01:28 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: . its in kitwulfens magical adventures in the archives http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102&page=10 https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/80786/golden-goose2-2088571.jpg . View Quote
	Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

ackspac Joined Apr 2008 Posts 4957 EE 100% (5) KY, USA	Posted: 9/13/2021 6:11:06 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/441745/3F186A32-8532-402C-AFCE-2FB991EFF399_jpe-2089283.JPG View Quote Dale on a quail? But he's dead Jim.

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Posted: 9/13/2021 6:12:46 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By ackspac:

Dale on a quail?
But he's dead Jim.

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Originally Posted By BadBobTheAlbino:
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Dale on a quail?
But he's dead Jim.

For what is dead may never die

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ecophon Joined Mar 2010 Posts 950 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 9/13/2021 6:15:25 PM EDT [#47]

BenjaminDover Member Joined Nov 2020 Posts 2208 EE 100% (5) FL, USA	Posted: 9/13/2021 6:17:13 PM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By ecophon: https://www.avforums.com/attachments/240871222_562657065065608_143607330535990626_n-jpg.1570174/ View Quote Oh scissor me timbers