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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:12:41 AM EST
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Page ownage!

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Because it's radioactive.  Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65.

All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding.

Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:27:53 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sergtjim:
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Because it's radioactive.  Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65.

All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding.

Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis.
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Its a joke
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:29:09 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sergtjim:
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Because it's radioactive.  Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65.

All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding.

Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis.
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Jokes on you.  My hand is fuckin enormous and green now.

Must be getting angry.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:30:12 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Hking:


Its a joke
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Originally Posted By Hking:
Originally Posted By sergtjim:
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Because it's radioactive.  Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65.

All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding.

Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis.


Its a joke

I'm aware of that, hence the funny reply.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:30:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Jokes on you.  My hand is fuckin enormous and green now.

Must be getting angry.
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Whats the penis like?
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:39:12 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:40:35 AM EST
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn:


Whats the penis like?
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn:
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Jokes on you.  My hand is fuckin enormous and green now.

Must be getting angry.


Whats the penis like?


Nothing yet.  It looks like the cinnamon stick gives you hulk powers.

I can only imagine what a hulk penis does.  I'll put it in my pants when I get to work.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:42:20 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:45:00 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Hking:


Its a joke
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Originally Posted By Hking:
Originally Posted By sergtjim:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG

Because it's radioactive.  Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65.

All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding.

Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis.


Its a joke


All I know is my teeth have never been whiter and my garden is spittin' out 50 lb tomatoes.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 8:46:56 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sergtjim:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG

Because it's radioactive.  Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65.

All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding.

Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis.
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Jokes on you.  Any biological male with that nail polish is hoping for the penis to fall off anyway.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 10:00:19 AM EST
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:


Jokes on you.  Any biological male with that nail polish is hoping for the penis to fall off anyway.
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:
Originally Posted By sergtjim:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG

Because it's radioactive.  Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65.

All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding.

Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis.


Jokes on you.  Any biological male with that nail polish is hoping for the penis to fall off anyway.

Not necessarily so.  A male cross dresser prefers to dress in female clothing but may retain his male genitals just as a female cross dresser may retain her female bits.

Or maybe OP just likes nail polish.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:24:33 AM EST
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What edgy posting in ylyl thread feels like
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What it actually looks like
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:47:08 AM EST
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Fat boy could be a GM in USPSA that would smoke all our asses.  You never know.....
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:13:29 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Jokes on you.  My hand is fuckin enormous and green now.

Must be getting angry.
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By sergtjim:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG

Because it's radioactive.  Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65.

All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding.

Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis.


Jokes on you.  My hand is fuckin enormous and green now.

Must be getting angry.


Wanna know my secret?

I'm ALWAYS angry!

Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:20:00 PM EST
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Even worse than the BMP-1 some kindergartener found in a pack of Mother Stick.


Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:25:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:

A purge the likes of which we haven't seen since the CTD days...


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Originally Posted By Klee:
WTH did I miss?

https://i.imgur.com/B8mPCaQ.png

A purge the likes of which we haven't seen since the CTD days...




I still get their emails.

I don't unsubscribe so I can delete them without opening every single day.


Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:17:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Superluckycat:
Fat boy could be a GM in USPSA that would smoke all our asses.  You never know.....
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Originally Posted By Superluckycat:
Fat boy could be a GM in USPSA that would smoke all our asses.  You never know.....

Look at the chubby sausage fingers, barely holding the grip as it is coming out of the holster already.  

More funny. My boy's cat is helping me paint.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:31:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876:

Look at the chubby sausage fingers, barely holding the grip as it is coming out of the holster already.  

More funny. My boy's cat is helping me paint.
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Maintenance cat.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:34:29 PM EST
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My fortune cookie from lunch. Apparently the talent in China isn’t any better than here.
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:40:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TrainSafe:
My fortune cookie from lunch. Apparently the talent in China isn't any better than here.
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It is funny that a Jap in America invented the fortune cookie lol.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:50:11 PM EST
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Arts and Crafts!

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"Why tho? WHY THO!?" - Destination F (Vol. 28)
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 3:36:26 PM EST
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My fortune cookie from lunch. Apparently the talent in China isn’t any better than here.
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In bed.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 3:38:21 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876:

Look at the chubby sausage fingers, barely holding the grip as it is coming out of the holster already.  

More funny. My boy's cat is helping me paint.
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Cat needs white strips
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 4:18:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn:


Whats the penis like?
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 7:19:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876:

Look at the chubby sausage fingers, barely holding the grip as it is coming out of the holster already.  

More funny. My boy's cat is helping me paint.
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Give his ass a stripe down the back, and put him outside so Pepe can try to mate with him.  
Link Posted: 5/19/2023 8:32:18 AM EST
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It's the large woman he's been dreaming of.
Link Posted: 5/19/2023 10:52:10 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Javak:

It's the large woman he's been dreaming of.
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Imagine their children.... (if that thing is even capable.. not sure it's OEM)
Link Posted: 5/19/2023 3:43:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MongooseKY:
Imagine their children.... (if that thing is even capable.. not sure it's OEM)
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Originally Posted By MongooseKY:
Originally Posted By Javak:

It's the large woman he's been dreaming of.
Imagine their children.... (if that thing is even capable.. not sure it's OEM)

You're not sure???
Looool, that's funny 🤣
Link Posted: 5/19/2023 4:29:58 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/19/2023 4:33:40 PM EST
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I actually found the guy on instagram that wrote that for the class.

I feel it is no less important than some Huckleberry Finn crap that gets paraded around as greatness.

Mario stomps on turtles.   That is his journey.   What gives some stupid english instructor the right to negatively comment on that?
Link Posted: 5/19/2023 5:45:42 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/20/2023 7:08:13 AM EST
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Maybe it's Mike Tyson's car?
Link Posted: 5/20/2023 6:57:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn:


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The penis likes cooter, but will settle for oral or anal.
Link Posted: 5/20/2023 9:15:30 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/20/2023 10:04:40 PM EST
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Death by flip flop

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Link Posted: 5/20/2023 10:51:21 PM EST
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Death by flip flop

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Take a guess which adult grew up in the good old USA?
Link Posted: 5/21/2023 5:29:39 AM EST
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Originally Posted By zach_:

Take a guess which adult grew up in the good old USA?
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She chose violence.
Link Posted: 5/21/2023 5:36:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TrainSafe:
My fortune cookie from lunch. Apparently the talent in China isn’t any better than here.
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...in bed.
Link Posted: 5/21/2023 6:08:35 AM EST
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Death by flip flop

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@Davod0858

In the hands of the expert LA chancla will f... you up




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