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Because it's radioactive. Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65. All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding. Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis. |
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Originally Posted By sergtjim: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG Because it's radioactive. Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65. All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding. Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis. View Quote Its a joke |
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Originally Posted By sergtjim: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG Because it's radioactive. Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65. All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding. Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis. View Quote Jokes on you. My hand is fuckin enormous and green now. Must be getting angry. |
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Find comfort in discomfort.
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Originally Posted By Hking: Originally Posted By sergtjim: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG Because it's radioactive. Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65. All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding. Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis. Its a joke I'm aware of that, hence the funny reply. |
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If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic
No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse. |
Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Whats the penis like? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Jokes on you. My hand is fuckin enormous and green now. Must be getting angry. Whats the penis like? Nothing yet. It looks like the cinnamon stick gives you hulk powers. I can only imagine what a hulk penis does. I'll put it in my pants when I get to work. |
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Find comfort in discomfort.
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NorCal_LEO callsign: Brussel Sprout
I, for one, welcome our new Hawkeye overlords. |
Originally Posted By Hking: Originally Posted By sergtjim: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG Because it's radioactive. Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65. All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding. Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis. Its a joke All I know is my teeth have never been whiter and my garden is spittin' out 50 lb tomatoes. |
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Originally Posted By sergtjim: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG Because it's radioactive. Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65. All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding. Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis. View Quote Jokes on you. Any biological male with that nail polish is hoping for the penis to fall off anyway. |
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#DIV/0!
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle: Jokes on you. Any biological male with that nail polish is hoping for the penis to fall off anyway. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By broken_reticle: Originally Posted By sergtjim: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG Because it's radioactive. Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65. All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding. Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis. Jokes on you. Any biological male with that nail polish is hoping for the penis to fall off anyway. Not necessarily so. A male cross dresser prefers to dress in female clothing but may retain his male genitals just as a female cross dresser may retain her female bits. Or maybe OP just likes nail polish. |
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"Having a discussion here is a lot like trying to teach knots to cub scouts. Some get it. Some try to. Some just chew on the rope."-me
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Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876: What edgy posting in ylyl thread feels like https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/5754070333_6f2cc8c2bb_o-1200x640_jpg-2820577.JPG What it actually looks like https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/Big_guy_drawing_gun_from_holster_jpg-2820578.JPG View Quote |
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Jokes on you. My hand is fuckin enormous and green now. Must be getting angry. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By sergtjim: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/264818/Ff66OvpWYAAqFnm-2575548_jpg-2820451.JPG Because it's radioactive. Can't read curies but I think the date is 1-65. All those little white dots are particles emitted by the radioactive bar you are holding. Fairly soon your hand will rot and fall off from radiation poisoning, followed shortly thereafter by your penis. Jokes on you. My hand is fuckin enormous and green now. Must be getting angry. Wanna know my secret? I'm ALWAYS angry! |
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"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump
FUCK JOE BIDEN! |
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/6a3-2541245.jpg View Quote Even worse than the BMP-1 some kindergartener found in a pack of Mother Stick. |
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"I assure you, Mr. Mowry, that I am quite serious when I ask you to oblige by walking bow-legged."
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: A purge the likes of which we haven't seen since the CTD days... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: A purge the likes of which we haven't seen since the CTD days... I still get their emails. I don't unsubscribe so I can delete them without opening every single day. |
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"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump
FUCK JOE BIDEN! |
Originally Posted By Superluckycat: Fat boy could be a GM in USPSA that would smoke all our asses. You never know..... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Superluckycat: Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876: What edgy posting in ylyl thread feels like https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/5754070333_6f2cc8c2bb_o-1200x640_jpg-2820577.JPG What it actually looks like https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/Big_guy_drawing_gun_from_holster_jpg-2820578.JPG Look at the chubby sausage fingers, barely holding the grip as it is coming out of the holster already. More funny. My boy's cat is helping me paint. Attached File |
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"Having a discussion here is a lot like trying to teach knots to cub scouts. Some get it. Some try to. Some just chew on the rope."-me
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Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876: Look at the chubby sausage fingers, barely holding the grip as it is coming out of the holster already. More funny. My boy's cat is helping me paint. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/IMG_0899_jpg-2820702.JPG View Quote Maintenance cat. |
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Improvise, Adapt, Overindulge.
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My fortune cookie from lunch. Apparently the talent in China isn’t any better than here.
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Bro, I stayed in the Marines for 26 years and been to cola warrior like 10 times, I'm all about bad decisions. -HDLS
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Land of the once free & the home of the narrative.
AL, USA
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Originally Posted By TrainSafe: My fortune cookie from lunch. Apparently the talent in China isn't any better than here. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/308466/RenderedImage_jpeg-2820728.JPG View Quote |
"Whoever makes himself great will be made humble. Whoever makes himself humble will be made great." -Jesus
"if it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth" - Linus from Charlie Brown |
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Aimless - The police academy ain't med school
Aimless - Crying on a Dwi arrest because there is a kid in the car is a sign of some underlying mental health issues. CallSign : Armbar |
Originally Posted By TrainSafe: My fortune cookie from lunch. Apparently the talent in China isn’t any better than here. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/308466/RenderedImage_jpeg-2820728.JPG View Quote In bed. |
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I wear a hat of QQ-A-1876
NRA CRSO NRA Pistol Instructor NRA Rifle Instructor 10MM is best MM |
Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876: Look at the chubby sausage fingers, barely holding the grip as it is coming out of the holster already. More funny. My boy's cat is helping me paint. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/IMG_0899_jpg-2820702.JPG View Quote |
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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon
Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain |
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There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward
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Originally Posted By Ridgerunner9876: Look at the chubby sausage fingers, barely holding the grip as it is coming out of the holster already. More funny. My boy's cat is helping me paint. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/IMG_0899_jpg-2820702.JPG View Quote |
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Can't believe I actually said "scrotum lady" out loud. - Agent Funky
Zero to DeeJ in about 5 posts. - Troutman84 |
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Originally Posted By Dan1918A2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/157991/IMG_0407_jpeg-2821688.JPG View Quote |
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"Some people have issues. Sounds like he signed up for an entire subscription." ~Brohawk
Proud member of Team Ranstad. Arfcom St Jude Mafia 2 years Arfcom callsign: trenchfoot |
View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By d16man: Originally Posted By Dan1918A2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/157991/IMG_0407_jpeg-2821688.JPG https://i.giphy.com/media/5DpF7t1WzLnCU/giphy.webp It's the large woman he's been dreaming of. |
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Got my 45 on so I can rock on.
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01010111 | 57 | 127 | LXXXVII
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Originally Posted By MongooseKY: Imagine their children.... (if that thing is even capable.. not sure it's OEM) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By MongooseKY: Originally Posted By Javak: It's the large woman he's been dreaming of. You're not sure??? Looool, that's funny 🤣 |
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I wear a hat of QQ-A-1876
NRA CRSO NRA Pistol Instructor NRA Rifle Instructor 10MM is best MM |
Originally Posted By JAD762: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/266317/IMG_6179-2820464.jpg View Quote I actually found the guy on instagram that wrote that for the class. I feel it is no less important than some Huckleberry Finn crap that gets paraded around as greatness. Mario stomps on turtles. That is his journey. What gives some stupid english instructor the right to negatively comment on that? |
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I can't think of anything to say. Nada, zip, nothing.
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I wear a hat of QQ-A-1876
NRA CRSO NRA Pistol Instructor NRA Rifle Instructor 10MM is best MM |
I wear a hat of QQ-A-1876
NRA CRSO NRA Pistol Instructor NRA Rifle Instructor 10MM is best MM |
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Originally Posted By THOT_Vaccine: https://i.postimg.cc/9fCPPFK9/IXLqzw7.jpg View Quote Maybe it's Mike Tyson's car? |
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Psychopolitician 003
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But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true |
Originally Posted By David0858: Death by flip flop [tweet] Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) May 20, 2023[/tweet] View Quote Take a guess which adult grew up in the good old USA? |
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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Originally Posted By TrainSafe: My fortune cookie from lunch. Apparently the talent in China isn’t any better than here. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/308466/RenderedImage_jpeg-2820728.JPG View Quote ...in bed. |
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Originally Posted By David0858: Death by flip flop [tweet] Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) May 20, 2023[/tweet] View Quote @Davod0858 In the hands of the expert LA chancla will f... you up |
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1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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