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15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23325 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:44:28 PM EDT [#1] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23326 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:47:06 PM EDT [#2] Kept waiting for the punchline - was disappointed. It seems Miller Lite doesn’t understand their audience either. pic.twitter.com/TXGoEPYzbw Mythinformed (@MythinformedMKE) May 15, 2023
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

Achilleas Semi educated Greek Redneck from KY Joined Mar 2005 Posts 1612 EE 100% (71) KY, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:48:52 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/96067/Fx8MDUpagAEuiwR_jpg-2853773.JPG View Quote

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23327 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:51:18 PM EDT [#4] For all the grammer nazis out there Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

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Posted: 6/16/2023 7:52:06 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
You will lose.

I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. \uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/8efLKgiik2
— \uD83C\uDF79 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 3, 2023

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Best comedians are the ones who can think on the fly, and just switch up on a moments notice, vs the ones with the 100% scripted, rehearsed shows, who get thrown off if anything/anyone distracts/redirects them.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23328 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:52:18 PM EDT [#6] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23329 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:55:54 PM EDT [#7] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23330 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:57:24 PM EDT [#8] Good news and bad news.... Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23331 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:58:07 PM EDT [#9] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23332 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:58:34 PM EDT [#10] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

elcope U.S. Army Warrant Officer, 920B & 915E, CW5 Joined Feb 2001 Posts 43749 EE 100% (5) MT, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 7:59:55 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: You will lose. I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. \uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/8efLKgiik2 — \uD83C\uDF79 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 3, 2023 View Quote Yeah, that was pretty good.
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15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23333 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:01:19 PM EDT [#12] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

chmodx Medium speed, some drag Joined Feb 2012 Posts 24254 EE 100% (92) USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:02:09 PM EDT [#13] Attached File

Mech2007 Coherent Ramblings Joined Nov 2007 Posts 140084 EE 100% (3) NY, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:13:40 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/96067/FxwAy5JaMAAU64-_jpg-2853813.JPG View Quote I'd take "Good Looking." Unfortunately, I'd have to go in on her with six other guys.
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15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23334 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:14:37 PM EDT [#15] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23335 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:18:56 PM EDT [#16] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23336 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:19:51 PM EDT [#17] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23337 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:21:47 PM EDT [#18] Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

TxLewis Wsbptkt Now, more than ever. Joined Mar 2001 Posts 55090 EE 100% (20) TX, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:22:50 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: You will lose. I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. \uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/8efLKgiik2 — \uD83C\uDF79 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 3, 2023 View Quote Lost and shared
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TacticalGarand44 Pitter Patter, let's get atter. Joined Dec 2014 Posts 57043 EE 100% (31) ND, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:39:51 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/96067/FvkgWmEakAA6p1Z_jpg-2853841.JPG View Quote I've seen a picture like that but the guy has orange makeup all over his jaw and mouth.
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FJB247 Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 1381 EE 100% (9) FL, USA	Posted: 6/16/2023 8:42:55 PM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/96067/FukwLADaMAANVTQ_jpg-2853878.JPG View Quote Thats a good one

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tspike Too old to care about your feelings.. Joined Mar 2001 Posts 9471 EE 100% (119) VA, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 1:41:26 AM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: You will lose. I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. \uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/8efLKgiik2 — \uD83C\uDF79 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 3, 2023 View Quote That was well worth the watch lol
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Hobs98

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Posted: 6/17/2023 2:30:04 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By tspike:

That was well worth the watch lol

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Originally Posted By tspike:

Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
You will lose.

I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. \uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/8efLKgiik2
— \uD83C\uDF79 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 3, 2023

That was well worth the watch lol

Ok. That guy is good

ConcernedCitizen

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Posted: 6/17/2023 2:40:54 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Hobs98:

Ok. That guy is good

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Originally Posted By Hobs98:

Originally Posted By tspike:

Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
You will lose.

I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. \uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/8efLKgiik2
— \uD83C\uDF79 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 3, 2023

That was well worth the watch lol

Ok. That guy is good

And she was a good sport.

RogueShot12er Member Joined Apr 2012 Posts 12951 EE 100% (1) IN, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 6:54:34 AM EDT [#27] Attached File

Saddler Joined May 2009 Posts 9544 EE 93% (14) GBR	Posted: 6/17/2023 7:11:56 AM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: And she was a good sport. View Quote Her mum must have been an even better sport if the woman was one of 9 sisters!

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ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 51742 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 1:39:42 PM EDT [#31] Attached File
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LoBrau The Virginian Joined Aug 2008 Posts 30711 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 2:27:04 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/114465/1000002577_png-2854573.JPG View Quote Lol never noticed the gun lock holding that whole shit show together before.

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ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 51745 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 4:39:43 PM EDT [#34] Attached File
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

dmnoid77 Turgid Member Joined Mar 2008 Posts 28889 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 4:51:16 PM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By Boom_Stick: https://i.redd.it/dh247pjjpvn41.jpg View Quote Attached File Kobayashi Maru’d.
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Dagger41 Member Joined Sep 2011 Posts 55766 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 5:12:04 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: You will lose. I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. \uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/8efLKgiik2 — \uD83C\uDF79 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 3, 2023 View Quote I love that guy (no homo)
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ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 51757 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 8:50:46 PM EDT [#37] Attached File
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ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 51769 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 9:21:25 PM EDT [#38] Holy Shit! \uD83D\uDE33\uD83D\uDE2E?\uD83D\uDCA8\uD83D\uDE28 OUCH? \uD83E\uDD74\uD83E\uDEE3\uD83D\uDE35?\uD83D\uDCAB pic.twitter.com/S3e2DruDbM Emily (@Emme0703) June 17, 2023
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

ludder093 Curmudgeon extraordinaire Joined Jan 2007 Posts 51770 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 9:21:45 PM EDT [#39] Attached File
	Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon Fact is stranger than fiction -Mark Twain

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23341 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 9:28:45 PM EDT [#40] Attached File Attached File I've wanted to do it so badly. Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

LoBrau The Virginian Joined Aug 2008 Posts 30712 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 9:38:47 PM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By ludder093: Holy Shit! \uD83D\uDE33\uD83D\uDE2E?\uD83D\uDCA8\uD83D\uDE28 OUCH? \uD83E\uDD74\uD83E\uDEE3\uD83D\uDE35?\uD83D\uDCAB pic.twitter.com/S3e2DruDbM Emily (@Emme0703) June 17, 2023 View Quote Did the mustang survive?

G1F2-EE Member Joined Aug 2011 Posts 11362 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 9:47:46 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By 15jonshoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/96067/FwLs-4IaIAALUW7_jpg-2853831.JPG View Quote

15jonshoot Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 23346 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 9:56:21 PM EDT [#43]
	Pureblood I’m old enough to remember “close enough for government work” as a joke, not official FBI policy.

chmodx Medium speed, some drag Joined Feb 2012 Posts 24263 EE 100% (92) USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 9:57:13 PM EDT [#44] Stormtrooper Falls Down Stairs On The Way To Star Wars Premiere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEPcxs5IIJI

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 32117 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 10:04:12 PM EDT [Last Edit: BillyDBerger] [#45] nvm.
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chmodx Medium speed, some drag Joined Feb 2012 Posts 24264 EE 100% (92) USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 10:07:23 PM EDT [#46] Attached File

XJ Winner, 2013 JD Power for best first reply Joined Jul 2004 Posts 18561 EE 100% (11) USA	Posted: 6/17/2023 10:14:05 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By chmodx: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/292592/2021-04-10_jpg-2855193.JPG View Quote The first funny thing in many pages

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 31081 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 6/18/2023 7:05:26 AM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By XJ: The first funny thing in many pages View Quote . the oldies are the goodies . .
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