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Originally Posted By txgp17: John Cena has granted over 650 wishes for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. 3 times more than the person in the #2 spot. He also gave $1 million to BLM. There's reasons to hate him, and reasons to pat him on the back. View Quote He also fucked Amy Schumer in Train Wreck, so he's basically a ghoul. |
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"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump
FUCK JOE BIDEN! |
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/258158/IMG_1289_jpeg-3312438.JPG View Quote We had a couple brits at the house for 2 weeks when it was 95-105. They were hatin it. |
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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Originally Posted By Jame_Retief: First you set up a trust. It holds stocks in major corporations that are unlikely to fold. Then you jump forward and pull the cash from the trust to upgrade the Delorean with Mr. Fusion. With the leftover cash you buy whatever is used to access the internet and get a record f the stock market from 1970 on. Then go back to 1970 and begin investing carefully. Never enough to queer the market, but enough to build wealth and set yourself up to subtly influence the direction the country is going in. Why be careful? If you were to cause a large disruption, make huge amounts in unusual ways, etc., then you would draw attention from the Time Continuum Cops who would then come to find you and put a stop to your plans. View Quote Just go back to about 2010 and buy a shit ton of bitcoin. |
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice. |
A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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Originally Posted By redoubt: I'd say she's a live-action Miss Piggy, but ... https://i.redd.it/e8dvjlq1zxi01.jpg View Quote Dude I would make her wear a Miss Piggy snout while I plowed it. |
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/258158/IMG_1289_jpeg-3312438.JPG View Quote The worst heat I have ever endured was a moderately warm afternoon at the British Museum in 2013. Apparently, they haven't discovered AC yet. I made it through summer hurricane deployments with the Texas State Guard that were more pleasant in terms of moving air and humidity. I grew up in Houston. This was still worse for some reason. Something about the still indoor air, I guess? Outside it was quite nice. |
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Originally Posted By colklink: Dude I would make her wear a Miss Piggy snout while I plowed it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By colklink: Originally Posted By redoubt: I'd say she's a live-action Miss Piggy, but ... https://i.redd.it/e8dvjlq1zxi01.jpg Dude I would make her wear a Miss Piggy snout while I plowed it. |
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Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice. |
Originally Posted By rbb2: No shit, just run/jog/walk behind her and chop one knee. Fight over. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By rbb2: Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06: When she turned her back, little girl should have just kicked out her knees. Those things are doing double duty and she isn't getting up anytime soon. No shit, just run/jog/walk behind her and chop one knee. Fight over. When I was in HS, there was a 450+ lbs wrestler in our region. He was undefeated because people tried to wrestle him and once on the mat, he'd just lay on top of his opponent until they stopped squirming. Not many people have the strength to move a 450 mountain on the mat. Then he would use his belly to roll them on their back for the pin. A small heavyweight opponent, at approximately 190 pounds, figured out the way to beat the big guy was to run around behind him and push him over. Small guy would get the take down points and let the big guy go. It was certain defeat if you let the big guy get a good grip on you. |
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/258158/IMG_1289_jpeg-3312438.JPG View Quote “At high noon, the natives swoon, no further work is done. But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun” |
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"Let's go Brandon!"
If somebody tries to kill you... you try to kill them right back! "You can get more done with a kind word and a gun... than with a kind word alone!" Al Capone |
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Originally Posted By M1907Sling: But it's so greasy & salty & cheesy View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By M1907Sling: Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL: That is disgusting. So is Lizzo's Vajayjay, but I'm not eating that either. |
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/Colin_Farrel-Disgusted.gif View Quote |
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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Originally Posted By BobP: When I was in HS, there was a 450+ lbs wrestler in our region. He was undefeated because people tried to wrestle him and once on the mat, he'd just lay on top of his opponent until they stopped squirming. Not many people have the strength to move a 450 mountain on the mat. Then he would use his belly to roll them on their back for the pin. A small heavyweight opponent, at approximately 190 pounds, figured out the way to beat the big guy was to run around behind him and push him over. Small guy would get the take down points and let the big guy go. It was certain defeat if you let the big guy get a good grip on you. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By BobP: Originally Posted By rbb2: Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06: When she turned her back, little girl should have just kicked out her knees. Those things are doing double duty and she isn't getting up anytime soon. No shit, just run/jog/walk behind her and chop one knee. Fight over. When I was in HS, there was a 450+ lbs wrestler in our region. He was undefeated because people tried to wrestle him and once on the mat, he'd just lay on top of his opponent until they stopped squirming. Not many people have the strength to move a 450 mountain on the mat. Then he would use his belly to roll them on their back for the pin. A small heavyweight opponent, at approximately 190 pounds, figured out the way to beat the big guy was to run around behind him and push him over. Small guy would get the take down points and let the big guy go. It was certain defeat if you let the big guy get a good grip on you. Remco Pardoel vs Orlando Wiet |
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Psalm 144:1 Praise the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle.
Callsign: "Nub" |
Originally Posted By Abominable: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/348465/IMG_8735_jpeg-3312587.JPG View Quote Attached File |
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You just know this belongs here
John Denver sings "War Pigs" (Black Sabbath) |
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Got my 45 on so I can rock on.
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Originally Posted By BobP: When I was in HS, there was a 450+ lbs wrestler in our region. He was undefeated because people tried to wrestle him and once on the mat, he'd just lay on top of his opponent until they stopped squirming. Not many people have the strength to move a 450 mountain on the mat. Then he would use his belly to roll them on their back for the pin. A small heavyweight opponent, at approximately 190 pounds, figured out the way to beat the big guy was to run around behind him and push him over. Small guy would get the take down points and let the big guy go. It was certain defeat if you let the big guy get a good grip on you. View Quote |
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Aimless - The police academy ain't med school
Aimless - Crying on a Dwi arrest because there is a kid in the car is a sign of some underlying mental health issues. CallSign : Armbar |
Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice. |
Originally Posted By Javak: You just know this belongs here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5m5ycA_QHk View Quote That was pretty good, I grew up listening to Black Sabbath while my parents were John Denver fans and I actually like some of Johns songs. |
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Team Ranstad Camp Patriot Task Force Dagger Foundation Tennessee Squire A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. |
Originally Posted By Javak: You just know this belongs here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5m5ycA_QHk View Quote Dammit. Beat. |
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Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3312598.JPG View Quote Anyone remember the X-Files episode where some creature is killing people in an HOA for rule infractions. So Mulder and Scully go undercover as a couple and buy a unit. Mulder tries to summon the creature by building a coy pond in his front yard. Whenever I hear HOA news stories, I can't not think of this episode. |
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Originally Posted By ShermanMcCoy: Anyone remember the X-Files episode where some creature is killing people in an HOA for rule infractions. So Mulder and Scully go undercover as a couple and buy a unit. Mulder tries to summon the creature by building a coy pond in his front yard. Whenever I hear HOA news stories, I can't not think of this episode. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNmM4MDBkODQtYmM3Ny00ODA0LTkyMzUtZWZlNmY2NzVkMzlmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTA4NzExMDg@._V1_.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By ShermanMcCoy: Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3312598.JPG Anyone remember the X-Files episode where some creature is killing people in an HOA for rule infractions. So Mulder and Scully go undercover as a couple and buy a unit. Mulder tries to summon the creature by building a coy pond in his front yard. Whenever I hear HOA news stories, I can't not think of this episode. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNmM4MDBkODQtYmM3Ny00ODA0LTkyMzUtZWZlNmY2NzVkMzlmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTA4NzExMDg@._V1_.jpg Haha, yeah, that was a good one. That and the ‘Cops’ episode really stand out in memory. It amused how, at least in the early seasons, most of the episodes had Scully doubting Mulder, Mulder being right, and then the very next episode she went right back to doubting him. |
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Haha, yeah, that was a good one. That and the 'Cops' episode really stand out in memory. It amused how, at least in the early seasons, most of the episodes had Scully doubting Mulder, Mulder being right, and then the very next episode she went right back to doubting him. View Quote |
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Originally Posted By Pokernut: Well she was a woman. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Pokernut: Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Haha, yeah, that was a good one. That and the 'Cops' episode really stand out in memory. It amused how, at least in the early seasons, most of the episodes had Scully doubting Mulder, Mulder being right, and then the very next episode she went right back to doubting him. Attached File |
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Haha, yeah, that was a good one. That and the ‘Cops’ episode really stand out in memory. It amused how, at least in the early seasons, most of the episodes had Scully doubting Mulder, Mulder being right, and then the very next episode she went right back to doubting him. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: Originally Posted By ShermanMcCoy: Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3312598.JPG Anyone remember the X-Files episode where some creature is killing people in an HOA for rule infractions. So Mulder and Scully go undercover as a couple and buy a unit. Mulder tries to summon the creature by building a coy pond in his front yard. Whenever I hear HOA news stories, I can't not think of this episode. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNmM4MDBkODQtYmM3Ny00ODA0LTkyMzUtZWZlNmY2NzVkMzlmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTA4NzExMDg@._V1_.jpg Haha, yeah, that was a good one. That and the ‘Cops’ episode really stand out in memory. It amused how, at least in the early seasons, most of the episodes had Scully doubting Mulder, Mulder being right, and then the very next episode she went right back to doubting him. Weren't their undercover names that Mulder came up with in the HOA episode "Rob and Laura Petrie"? |
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Originally Posted By 9mmmac: So is Lizzo's Vajayjay, but I'm not eating that either. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By 9mmmac: Originally Posted By M1907Sling: Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL: That is disgusting. |
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"Send lawyers, guns and money... the shit has hit the fan." -Warren Zevon
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Somewhere in the United States is a little girl…whose mother is a stripper, her father is a crack head, and her grandfather is President of the United States.
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Originally Posted By explodingvarmints: Seek help. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By explodingvarmints: Originally Posted By colklink: There is something about Amy Schumer She would look like a glazed cabbage patch doll when I was done with her Seek help. Some people are so sick that they are beyond help. |
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Originally Posted By bluemax_1: Remco Pardoel vs Orlando Wiet View Quote One of my favorite fights because the commentators had to eat crow so hard. " Orlando is going to get out of this any second. He's so strong and skilled" >elbow< "Oh. Oh my. We didnt see that coming" >elbow elbow elbow elbow< "Hey, ref. I dont think Orlando wants to play head bouncy between elbow and floor any more" |
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"Having a discussion here is a lot like trying to teach knots to cub scouts. Some get it. Some try to. Some just chew on the rope."-me
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
View Quote She tryna' get the money fo' the payment |
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I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
View Quote Well that was rude. |
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Somewhere in the United States is a little girl…whose mother is a stripper, her father is a crack head, and her grandfather is President of the United States.
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Want to bet a case of PMAGS on it?
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
View Quote That man is a surgeon with that thing! |
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Originally Posted By user4574: I would happily enjoy the misery that came later from eating that. That looks amazing! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By user4574: I would happily enjoy the misery that came later from eating that. That looks amazing! Would devour. My 4yo grandson always wants to share the pepperoni on my pizza, and this way we'd both have enough. |
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Kick Ass.
Take Names. Repeat As Necessary. |
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