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Originally Posted By explodingvarmints: Well that was rude. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By explodingvarmints: Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
Well that was rude. Homie got left with blue balls. |
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Originally Posted By Chris_in_TX: Homie got left with blue balls. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Chris_in_TX: Originally Posted By explodingvarmints: Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer:
Well that was rude. Homie got left with blue balls. Hopefully he didn’t pay her yet. |
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Originally Posted By redoubt: I'd say she's a live-action Miss Piggy, but ... https://i.redd.it/e8dvjlq1zxi01.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By redoubt: Originally Posted By colklink: There is something about Amy Schumer She would look like a glazed cabbage patch doll when I was done with her I'd say she's a live-action Miss Piggy, but ... https://i.redd.it/e8dvjlq1zxi01.jpg I would be totally unsurprised if Amy fucked frogs. |
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"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump
FUCK JOE BIDEN! |
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Originally Posted By colklink: Dude I would make her wear a Miss Piggy snout while I plowed it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By colklink: Originally Posted By redoubt: I'd say she's a live-action Miss Piggy, but ... https://i.redd.it/e8dvjlq1zxi01.jpg Dude I would make her wear a Miss Piggy snout while I plowed it. You would have to do her in mud to be realistic. |
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"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump
FUCK JOE BIDEN! |
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: You would have to do her in mud to be realistic. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Originally Posted By colklink: Originally Posted By redoubt: I'd say she's a live-action Miss Piggy, but ... https://i.redd.it/e8dvjlq1zxi01.jpg Dude I would make her wear a Miss Piggy snout while I plowed it. You would have to do her in mud to be realistic. I'm sure she'll have brought enough to share. |
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In colklink's defense, Amy was decently attractive before she porked up.
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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View Quote Knowing Bill as we do, you have to think at one point...Hillary was a little freaky. |
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Your self destruction doesn't hurt them.
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Originally Posted By TribunusSanGeorgii: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/408270/1000007124_jpg-3313080.JPG View Quote Those tshirts would be even better if they were grammatically correct. Fucking apostrophe s. |
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I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
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Originally Posted By bluemax_1: Remco Pardoel vs Orlando Wiet View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By bluemax_1: Originally Posted By BobP: Originally Posted By rbb2: Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06: When she turned her back, little girl should have just kicked out her knees. Those things are doing double duty and she isn't getting up anytime soon. No shit, just run/jog/walk behind her and chop one knee. Fight over. When I was in HS, there was a 450+ lbs wrestler in our region. He was undefeated because people tried to wrestle him and once on the mat, he'd just lay on top of his opponent until they stopped squirming. Not many people have the strength to move a 450 mountain on the mat. Then he would use his belly to roll them on their back for the pin. A small heavyweight opponent, at approximately 190 pounds, figured out the way to beat the big guy was to run around behind him and push him over. Small guy would get the take down points and let the big guy go. It was certain defeat if you let the big guy get a good grip on you. Remco Pardoel vs Orlando Wiet What a fight 😅 I was at the match where the 450 pound guy got pushed over. It was in a new high school gym on a floating basketball floor. When the big guy hit the floor, there was a definite, but almost imperceptible wave created in the floor. We could feel it in the bleachers. The stuff of legend. |
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth: Those tshirts would be even better if they were grammatically correct. Fucking apostrophe s. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By MotorMouth: Originally Posted By TribunusSanGeorgii: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/408270/1000007124_jpg-3313080.JPG Those tshirts would be even better if they were grammatically correct. Fucking apostrophe s. Is this real? |
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth: Those tshirts would be even better if they were grammatically correct. Fucking apostrophe s. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By MotorMouth: Originally Posted By TribunusSanGeorgii: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/408270/1000007124_jpg-3313080.JPG Those tshirts would be even better if they were grammatically correct. Fucking apostrophe s. They live in Nebraska and they have Tim Walz’s genes. You might be asking too much. |
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Originally Posted By ArmedSerenity: Is this real? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By ArmedSerenity: Originally Posted By MotorMouth: Originally Posted By TribunusSanGeorgii: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/408270/1000007124_jpg-3313080.JPG Those tshirts would be even better if they were grammatically correct. Fucking apostrophe s. Is this real? It’s not AI. |
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I am not an AFT agent.
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth: Those tshirts would be even better if they were grammatically correct. Fucking apostrophe s. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By MotorMouth: Originally Posted By TribunusSanGeorgii: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/408270/1000007124_jpg-3313080.JPG Those tshirts would be even better if they were grammatically correct. Fucking apostrophe s. "Walz's for Trump" "Walz is for Trump" Each of them is a Walz which is for Trump So their correct |
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The cost of treason isn't paid in Dollars.
USA
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Originally Posted By Make_Mine_Moxie: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/20240904_195718_jpg-3313546.JPG View Quote Badger song (Badger badger badger , mushroom mushroom) |
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Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe per diem - Seize the expense check |
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Then there came from hunting, the weather-eyed shooter.
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000010217-3313126.jpg View Quote “Drill Instructor “ |
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Aimless - The police academy ain't med school
Aimless - Crying on a Dwi arrest because there is a kid in the car is a sign of some underlying mental health issues. CallSign : Armbar |
Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3313597.JPG View Quote |
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Prov 11:9 An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered.
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Originally Posted By Dino: lol I'm in my 50's and routinely help younger people with their computers. They can use phones, not computers. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Dino: Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3313597.JPG |
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“If I snap my fingers, you’ll forget that you were ever gay.” *Snap*
How do you even defend against that?
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View Quote I haven't seen that in probably 20 years. It's even stupider than I remember. |
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You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil.
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead |
View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Mariner82: Originally Posted By Infantry26: This. The new generation seems to lack very basic computer skills. Hell I've seen plenty of teens who can't type on a keyboard. Pretty funny that you got that wrong... This is what he was trying to share: |
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- jokes about launching Mexican kids into space are probably over the line -
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Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3313597.JPG View Quote The thing about GenX is we are the last of the feral children. We made fun of each other and occasionally got into fist fights. The next day we were all best friends again, a lot of the time it didn't even take a day to reconcile. |
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Would you declare God guilty to justify yourself?
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Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
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Originally Posted By Scott-S6: Pretty funny that you got that wrong... This is what he was trying to share: https://i.ibb.co/NLzdkXY/c1846350-f30b-4144-bbc6-f2d64a904cae-text.gif View Quote |
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You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil.
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead |
A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000014586_jpg-3312453.JPG View Quote Benny Hill reboot? |
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I wasn't expecting you so soon. Usually I have to say "drunken half-wit" three times before you show up.
CoC 87 -- Excessive Honesty. On a thread record of 94 Ignore Lists!!! |
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Got my 45 on so I can rock on.
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Originally Posted By M1907Sling: It's been posted b4, but I don't fucking care, it is aresome!!! https://i.imgur.com/rhzcLwX.jpeg View Quote Rost nard |
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Threadkiller galore. Graham R. Notsee
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View Quote Rost buy T prefer toe Milwaukee cover |
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Threadkiller galore. Graham R. Notsee
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Originally Posted By colklink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000014608_jpg-3314318.JPG View Quote If the recruiter I went to or the one at my HS had made even that trivial amount of effort I would be getting out of Leavenworth about now. |
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Originally Posted By Make_Mine_Moxie: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/20240904_195718_jpg-3313546.JPG View Quote There’s a snake in there somewhere. |
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Originally Posted By Hunter-Killer: “If I snap my fingers, you’ll forget that you were ever gay.” *Snap* How do you even defend against that?
View Quote I think I'm gonna get everyone at the office to play along and convince the one black guy that I snapped my fingers and he turned white. He just can't see it because he's so used to seeing himself as black, but for everyone else, he has changed. Any guesses as to how long it'll be before I get the call from HR? I almost look forward to the "Tried convincing black guy that he had turned white." write-up. |
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I wasn't expecting you so soon. Usually I have to say "drunken half-wit" three times before you show up.
CoC 87 -- Excessive Honesty. On a thread record of 94 Ignore Lists!!! |
Psalm 144:1 Praise the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle.
Callsign: "Nub" |
Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
Originally Posted By M1907Sling: This... THIS... is Arfcom in a nutshell. https://i.imgur.com/aTahTth.jpeg View Quote How did they miss Climax in CO |
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