[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Your 2012 Predictions (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/29/2011 8:12:29 PM EDT
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Sports related, Hollyweird, U.S. Politics, Economic, Geo-political, National, and Global. You gotta prediction for the next year post it here. |
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2012 you say? Hmmmm, let's see...
Phillies win the world series, Lions win the Superbowl (yup, you read that right from an Eagles fan, Stafford is the real deal!). Other than that, same ole' shit different flies. Dec. 22nd will be a partly cloudy day in Jersey with no changes otherwise because even Armageddon doesn't want to come here, the rest of you though, your hosed.... Lol |
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Sports related, Hollyweird, U.S. Politics, Economic, Geo-political, National, and Global. You gotta prediction for the next year post it here. Sports Related: the NBA will cease to exist, thank god! Hollyweird: Limousine Liberals in Hollywood will all simultaneously combust after hearing Sarah Palin will be running for POTUS, and after those fruitcakes are in hell, she'll announce she was just kidding. US Politics: Joe Bidens hair plugs will fall out and he'll join the Hair Club for Men Geo-Political (Global): Putin will star as Darth Vader in the upcoming Broadway play "Star Wars the Musical" |
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There will be an ammunition shortage and heavy sales of any firearm that is not popular with the grabbers and looks "black".
Nancy Pelosi will burst into flames. The Universe is getting fed up an will simply stop its toleration of her. Chevrolet will quietly stop production of the Volt. Nissan Leaf sales will explode. The Toyota Scion iQ will win an award for being more ugly than the Honda Fit, and less useful. Westboro Church will step over the line and get a smack down. Maybe from the Universe. Maybe from someone that says God told him to, only. Rumors of Castro's demise will continue, for a while. Relations with Cuba won't change, unfortunately, unless there's a coup from the inside. Someone will remember the proximity of Prince Edward Island and Newfoundland to Maine. There will be a giant outbreak of e coli infection caused by an unconscionable plant owner that neglects basic, simple hygiene practices. China will continue to pollute hell out of their own back yard. Pakistan will get a serious talking to from Hilary. The Cardinals will win the World Series next year, too. The Rams will move. The Blues will have yet another interminable season. I'll still be glad there isn't a pro basketball team based in St. Louis. The numbers of reported murders in the City of St. Louis will increase. There will be four articles written in the Post Disgrace about the theft of brick from all the wonderful architectural treasures (burned out and collapsing row houses) in the city and its terrible toll on the availability of low cost housing. Ted Kennedy will remain sober. |
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A large downturn in the Chinese economy will result in the world slipping into a major economic depression. That is an interesting theory. Do you care to elaborate how this comes to be if you don't mind? It would be utterly catastrophic if China took a downturn at this point in time. Or are you just guessing at this? |
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In The US: Republicans nominate Romney. Obama wins 2012 election. Stock market tanks ~ 2000 points in the first couple of months of his second term. QE3 is announced. F-35 program is cancelled. Hyper inflation in the range of 15-20% Worldwide: Worldwide recession hits Q2. Greece finally crashes and the Euro losses 30% of it's value. North Korea does something stupid to South Korea and the US gets involved. Israel bombs Iranian missile sites. |
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Quoted: Quoted: A large downturn in the Chinese economy will result in the world slipping into a major economic depression. That is an interesting theory. Do you care to elaborate how this comes to be if you don't mind? It would be utterly catastrophic if China took a downturn at this point in time. Or are you just guessing at this? I wish I was. Australia's ecomomy is closely tied to China, and the whispers are starting to get louder about a massive housing bubble and a lot less global demand for their products. As for it being a large downturn..well thats speculating...but as for a reduction on growth..for sure. |
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The truth comes out... AGAIN. http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/12/taylor-lautner-gay.png Fake cover is fake. |
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Quoted: Yeah, I would hope so, as the cover is dated for 2012.Quoted: The truth comes out... AGAIN. http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/12/taylor-lautner-gay.png Fake cover is fake. Either that, or maleante has discovered time travel and is fucking with us from a week in the future. |
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The Astros will depart the NL with another embarrassing season –– not as embarrassing as this last one though.
The Colts don't get Andrew Luck The Packers lose the Super Bowl (and I'm a Packer bandwagon fan). Something will happen in North Korea, not too sure what, but something. Chavez kicks the bucket and there is a power vacuum in Venezuela sparking riots. A major hurricane slams into the US (please don't let it be here). The GOP takes the Senate by just two seats. China starts to show major signs of floundering. The Euro is done and mass riots take over. Medvedev has an "accident". SCOTUS says the individual mandate is a no go but the rest stays. Somebody is going to bomb Iran or take someone out. (How's that for being vague?) Jobless rate still hovers around 8%. Pakistan goes full retard, India goes half-retard in response. Prince William and Catherine will have a kid. Egypt follows Pakistan and goes full retard. iPad3 comes out and turtle neck sales skyrocket. |
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Saints win the Superbowl
Heat wins the Finals Canucks win the Cup <––Vancouver still "riots" 
Illegal immigrants and their children are one of the primary voting blocks, and both parties pander for their vote. Gas hits 5.00 a gallon, and people accept it. Prices up everywhere, grocery, goods and services. Health insurance prices go full retard. College tuition skyrockets. The beating drum of "green" "new generation" and a new and improved slacker mentality keeps the kids happy in their youth empowerment bubble. What was once middle income barely has a lifestyle of baseline poverty, after paying the bills. The Angels make it to the Series again!! Only to lose in 5! 
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Market prices stabilize within the 8%-10% inflation range and the housing market begins an upswing. The availability of cash spurs more infrastructure investment and growth and the middle class is saved. The poor get reduced benefits. China begins to develop a middle class. Iran stirs the pot. Nothing happens. Israel stirs the pot. Nothing happens. Obama gets reelected. Dolphins win the superbowl. |