Posted: 12/18/2006 8:45:55 AM EDT
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On Father's Day, a fourth grade teacher began the lesson by asking her students what their fathers did for a living. All of the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. After some prodding from the teacher about his dad, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all of his clothes, on stage in front of the other men, and they put money in his underwear. That is, if he's wearing any. If a customer likes him, he'll take the guy upstairs and give him a private lap dance for a price. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with the guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by the boys statement, hurriedly gives the other children an assignment, and takes Justin out into the hall. Kneeling down and taking the boys hand, the concerned teacher gently asks, "Is that really true about your father?" "No,' says the boy," he works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure Hillary Clinton's nomination for President in 2008. I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids, so I made the rest up!" Yeah, it's probably a vintage dupe, but I like it. |
Sixguns, I think you upset a Hillary Clinton fan. 
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I wish we had some kind of crybaby emoticon. |
Nancy, is that you? |
Bush bots, commence attack!!!! |
That would be your boy Clinton. |
 WTF are you talking about? The economy is fine! Oh, right, you're taling about the grandmas who have to eat dog food to get their 
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<------------DU is to the left. 
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