Posted: 5/6/2009 8:59:26 PM EDT
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Ok SHTF and the few survivors are left to slowly clean out the area where they live to maintain security and rebuild what is left of society. You have at your disposal only what you can scrounge up. So what would the ultimate zombie cleanup weapon be? It must be something you can build with what you have on hand or could scrounge up.
Here's my personal favorite. A 55 gal drum full of rocks, sticks, nails, bits of chain and metal, and whatever the hell else I can stuff un the barrel. At it core is some type of improvised explosive to make it the claymore from hell.  Put a battery powered radio on top of it on full blast to attract the dead. When a couple of hundred are around triggered some type of radio control and splatter the bastards all over the place.
Another favorite. 55 gal drum full of fuel. Burn em down. Any others? |
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fuel might work better, but might get you a bunch of shambling tourches that burn down whatever is left. where's that flaming zombie smiley?..
much safer and more gooder to burn 'em after you kill 'em... the other exloding 55 gal drum would really only be somewhat effective if it was at head level, otherwise your're just shredding them, and you end up with a bunch of crippled zombies missing legs and toro parts but still dragging themselves around and still infecting folks. sure you'd kill some but really just mangle most of them... you could always nuke them from orbit, it really is the only way to be sure... 
i'll just stick with the old stand by, .22lr for the win!.. K. |
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Zombie cleanup is easy!
1. Find the least productive/popular/attractive member of your group*. 2. Strap some explosives to him/her. 3. Throw him/her out the door with a deadman (no pun intended) trigger on him**. 4. Wait for a horde of zombies to arrive. *Or use the last guy to be bitten by a zombie. He's gonna change anyway, right? ** Or install a radio control link to the bomb switch. |
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Win... |
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THats fucking SWEET!!! |
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small town only i think this would be....
dig a circle pit like O put a remote controled dummy in the middle with a prerecorded voice yelling for zombies to come get him...have it stand in the middle 'island' of the pit so that any zombie to approach from any direction would fall into the pit....make the pit as deep as you can so that they cant climb out...have containers of gas in the pits with small fire producing explosives attached(remote detonated) then as it fills up...detonate them so that it burns them to ash alternately...instead of gas, fix up a natural gas line with burners on the bottom with a remote starter(kinda like a massive gas stove) again this would only work in a small town really keeblerelf |
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heres the winner! |
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Ok, I give. You win 
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