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10/17/2008 10:20:31 AM EDT

 So, with winter time upon us soon, I've been thinking. Would it be safer to live in the northern part of the U.S. if a zombie outbreak would occur? I mean, they would freeze outside or become sluggish, so that we could easily pick them off, right?
10/17/2008 10:23:15 AM EDT
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 So, with winter time upon us soon, I've been thinking. Would it be safer to live in the northern part of the U.S. if a zombie outbreak would occur? I mean, they would freeze outside or become sluggish, so that we could easily pick them off, right?


I don't know about sluggish, but they would definitely freeze solid and be immobile.  Just remember, come the spring they'll thaw out good as new.
10/17/2008 10:25:12 AM EDT
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I don't know about sluggish, but they would definitely freeze solid and be immobile.  Just remember, come the spring they'll thaw out good as new.

This. Warm days, and spring would bring thawed out zombies.
10/17/2008 10:29:00 AM EDT
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Read the manual WWZ it is explained in there.


10/17/2008 10:32:36 AM EDT
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Can't you just go out and find them, then stab them in the head with a prybar?

They can't move to get you so why not.
10/17/2008 10:34:17 AM EDT
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yes.  read the zombie survival guide
10/17/2008 10:36:46 AM EDT
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yes.  read the zombie survival guide

The Zombie Survival Guide (and WWZ, for that matter) is littered with inaccuracy and asshattery.

Brooks fucks Obama.
10/17/2008 10:36:49 AM EDT
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Just think how much fun the January frozen zombie smashing trips will be up here in Maine. 30 pack, sledge hammer and snow shoes
10/17/2008 10:38:47 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://

10/17/2008 10:40:55 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://


Preparedness.

Someday they will come.

When they do, I'll be ready.

...and non-believers such as yourself will be eaten.

10/17/2008 10:41:36 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://



Did you miss the documentary, "Dawn of the Dead"?!??
10/17/2008 10:41:51 AM EDT
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Cooler climates would be safer.  
10/17/2008 10:44:38 AM EDT
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Colder is better, all your answers are here:

10/17/2008 10:44:48 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://



I'm judging you right now...
{Please don't gut me)
10/17/2008 10:46:25 AM EDT
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yes.  read the zombie survival guide

The Zombie Survival Guide (and WWZ, for that matter) is littered with inaccuracy and asshattery.

Brooks fucks Obama.


hahahahaha that is the funniest thing i read all day
10/17/2008 10:47:31 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://




Why else would one have an ammo fort
10/17/2008 10:50:44 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://




Why else would one have an ammo fort


Word!
10/17/2008 10:55:20 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://



We expected much more from you, Ed....much more.
10/17/2008 11:09:27 AM EDT
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zombie plan
10/17/2008 11:22:31 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://



Did you miss the documentary, "Dawn of the Dead"?!??



I've never seen "Dawn of the Dead"
10/17/2008 11:24:24 AM EDT
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Read World War Z.... that scenario was addressed and it's an overall cool book.
10/17/2008 11:36:12 AM EDT
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When we start having the zombies do all the menial jobs (ala Shaun of the Dead), will the illegal aliens complain about them stealing jobs?
10/17/2008 11:57:30 AM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://



Did you miss the documentary, "Dawn of the Dead"?!??



I've never seen "Dawn of the Dead"

They're going to start with your tender parts.

[zombie]Nom. Nom. Nom.[/zombie]
10/17/2008 12:07:12 PM EDT
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Can't you just go out and find them, then stab them in the head with a prybar?

They can't move to get you so why not.


Yes, if they are frozen solid count it as a prime opportunity to go out and practice your crowbar skills.
10/17/2008 12:18:12 PM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://




Why else would one have an ammo fort


Blue Helmets
10/17/2008 12:21:41 PM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://



Did you miss the documentary, "DawnShaun of the Dead"?!??


Fixed it.
10/17/2008 12:51:39 PM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://


Preparedness.

Someday they will come.

When they do, I'll be ready.

...and non-believers such as yourself will be eaten.




+1
10/17/2008 7:47:20 PM EDT
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WTF is the obsession with zombies on this board?  [://



Did you miss the documentary, "Dawn of the Dead"?!??



I've never seen "Dawn of the Dead"

They're going to start with your tender parts.

[zombie]Nom. Nom. Nom.[/zombie]



I think I may have to watch it soon.