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1/15/2013 5:17:10 AM EDT
$968.37

That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.

I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.
1/15/2013 5:18:26 AM EDT
[#1]
meh....that can't even buy you a Colt 6920
1/15/2013 5:18:51 AM EDT
[#2]
I will find out tomorrow. I'm sure I won't be too happy either.
1/15/2013 5:21:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
$968.37

That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.

I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.



File as though you have 12+ dependents.  This will take next to nothing out of your check.  Be sure to save all receipts, itemize the hell out of your return filing and screw the government hard.
1/15/2013 5:21:59 AM EDT
[#4]
Rich bastard.
1/15/2013 5:22:32 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
$968.37

That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.

I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.


So ... uh ... what do you do and do you have any job openings?
1/15/2013 5:22:37 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
$968.37

That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.

I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.


Holy shit...you are a 1 percenter....
I don't net that much in two weeks....
1/15/2013 5:23:39 AM EDT
[#7]
Pay Up

The FSA loves you

1/15/2013 5:25:42 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:



Quoted:

$968.37



That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.



I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.




So ... uh ... what do you do and do you have any job openings?


Jesus, no shit!



 
1/15/2013 5:27:25 AM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:

$968.37



That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.



I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.




So ... uh ... what do you do and do you have any job openings?


Jesus, no shit!

 


It's not as impressive if he only gets paid once a month.  



 
1/15/2013 5:31:10 AM EDT
[#10]
Don't get too excited. My take home is only about twice what was taken in taxes.
1/15/2013 5:32:21 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
$968.37

That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.

I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.


Holy shit...you are a 1 percenter....
I don't net that much in two weeks....


1/15/2013 5:33:47 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Don't get too excited. My take home is only about twice what was taken in taxes.


This. Don' be fooled.

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1/15/2013 5:33:51 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Pay Up

The FSA loves you



No they don't they actually despise you. They think you're the reason they're lazy and poor.
1/15/2013 5:34:56 AM EDT
[#14]
I get paid once a month, I'm a public employee so I could care less what people know what I make. Which is around 70k. So my taxes should be close to that.

Fucken bullshit.....lol. It is what it is.
1/15/2013 5:35:00 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Don't get too excited. My take home is only about twice what was taken in taxes.


You only get paid monthly?
1/15/2013 5:35:08 AM EDT
[#16]
ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH


This thread made me click on my paystub link through the Dept Intrawebz...........because I honestly don't know how much I make/pay/etc.  My wife handles that.







Looking at the taxes I pay just wrecked my F'ing day!  
1/15/2013 5:38:08 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
$968.37

That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.

I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.


$958.03 here feels great doesn't it
1/15/2013 5:39:21 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Don't get too excited. My take home is only about twice what was taken in taxes.


You only get paid monthly?


Twice a month.
1/15/2013 5:39:29 AM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:


Quoted:

$968.37



That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.



I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.




So ... uh ... what do you do and do you have any job openings?


Jesus, no shit!

 


It's not as impressive if he only gets paid once a month.  

 


lol, poor bastard.



 
1/15/2013 5:44:11 AM EDT
[#20]
I don't pay nearly that but it wouldn't bother me so much if it was for needed stuff (aircraft and tanks or bridges) but more and more every year it goes for stupid stuff and to pay the interest on money that was spent in years past on stupid stuff  that we didn't really have.

Every year the govertment gets more and more like a eighteen year old with his first credit card
1/15/2013 5:45:56 AM EDT
[#21]
I claim exempt on federal, have no state income tax here. All I pay is the 6.2% ss/medicare.

I try to invest enough money that I don't have to pay any income taxes. Sometimes i'll get dinged a bit around tax time but not much.
1/15/2013 5:48:14 AM EDT
[#22]
$970?  STFU you stupid 1%'er



















1/15/2013 5:51:17 AM EDT
[#23]
We better get used to it...it will only get worse at all levels.
1/15/2013 5:53:45 AM EDT
[#24]
you are the 1%
1/15/2013 5:54:06 AM EDT
[#25]
They only took 650.00 (biweekly) from my check. Shit I need a raise
1/15/2013 5:56:01 AM EDT
[#26]
I just looked at mine 3,383.38 out of my first check for 2013  . I feel special
1/15/2013 5:56:28 AM EDT
[#27]
What was the difference between now and then?
1/15/2013 5:57:44 AM EDT
[#28]
when I was not self employed, I would lose around $800 every two weeks.

Think about that amount of cash, every two weeks.
That is a shit ton of money any way you look at it.
1/15/2013 5:58:44 AM EDT
[#29]
First world problems.
1/15/2013 5:58:51 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
I just looked at mine 3,383.38 out of my first check for 2013  . I feel special


1/15/2013 5:59:09 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
$968.37

That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.

I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.


I feel your pain brother I'm in the same boat and it sux.

1/15/2013 6:07:02 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
I just looked at mine 3,383.38 out of my first check for 2013  . I feel special


He also has a 1,000sq/ft bathroom.







(who remembers that thread?)
1/15/2013 6:09:05 AM EDT
[#33]





Quoted:





Quoted:


Don't get too excited. My take home is only about twice what was taken in taxes.






You only get paid monthly?



Todays the 15th so it sounds like twice monthly.
Doh, answered already





 
1/15/2013 6:09:35 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I just looked at mine 3,383.38 out of my first check for 2013  . I feel special




What?! $3383.38 deducted from one paycheck? Please tell me you only get paid monthly...
1/15/2013 6:10:13 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I just looked at mine 3,383.38 out of my first check for 2013  . I feel special


He also has a 1,000sq/ft bathroom.





(who remembers that thread?)


Helo!


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1/15/2013 6:14:47 AM EDT
[#36]
You guys make me feel poor I only had $352.38 taken out.  Thats ONLY fed and state tax though.  Doesn't include fica or healthcare or retirement
1/15/2013 6:16:28 AM EDT
[#37]
No it's twice monthly . I work in the oil and gas industry
1/15/2013 6:20:32 AM EDT
[#38]
He's nowhere close t being a 1%...




1/15/2013 6:20:54 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Don't get too excited. My take home is only about twice what was taken in taxes.


You still take home twice what i do.



Yet I survive.
1/15/2013 6:21:12 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pay Up

The FSA loves you



No they don't they actually despise you. They think you're the reason they're lazy and poor.


Very true

It's Jealousy, but of course they don't realize it took
effort to put yourself in the position to earn a decent wage.

1/15/2013 6:21:30 AM EDT
[#41]
I was 809.15 last year, waiting till tomorrow for the first check of the year
1/15/2013 6:25:02 AM EDT
[#42]
Exactly , it took years of 12-18hour work days working in the weather and elements. Being gone from home weeks & months at a time to get to where I am . But I'm basically penalized for all that hard work.

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1/15/2013 6:34:30 AM EDT
[#43]
apparently isn't not fair.... and you'll be paying your fair share real soon.
1/15/2013 6:37:06 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Don't get too excited. My take home is only about twice what was taken in taxes.




yea, ide be real pissed to. the govt continually likes to fuck me to. as a part owner of an independent company (a band), they tax us twice, first the business, then us individually.
ie: i made roughly 150,00 in 2007. i had to pay roughly 60k in taxes.

you bet your sweet ass im writing off everyfuckinthing! punk bitches up there man. bah, i need coffee.

1/15/2013 6:56:52 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
They only took 650.00 (biweekly) from my check. Shit I need a raise


I got a raise...taxes killed it.

1/15/2013 7:17:58 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Don't get too excited. My take home is only about twice what was taken in taxes.


You only get paid monthly?


Twice a month.


Then, I'll ask again, do you have any openings? Because by my math, you make over twice as much as me and live in a place that is about a 30% cheaper. Plus you have Paul Rand. So yea, any openings?
1/15/2013 8:08:39 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
They only took 650.00 (biweekly) from my check. Shit I need a raise


I got a raise...taxes killed it.



My sister got a 3.5% raise at the first of the year and after the new taxes, she's making 7.5% less than last year.
1/15/2013 8:12:14 AM EDT
[#48]



Quoted:


$968.37



That's how much in state and federal taxes were taken out of my paycheck today. Have to make sure we can keep paying the FSA to sit on their asses.



I'm getting reeeeeeal sick of this shit.


I hear ya.  For my first two week paycheck of this year. $1,212.80 taken out in taxes.



Single, no house, no kids.  Unless you want to count the 1,000's a FSA fuck trophies I support



 
1/15/2013 8:14:58 AM EDT
[#49]
I'm glad that I pay for my health insurance with pre-tax dollars.
1/15/2013 8:15:30 AM EDT
[#50]
The gov't STEALS $315 a week in taxes from me.  That is UP $61 a week from last year.  I thought there were going to be "No new taxes"...
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