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11/19/2006 1:40:25 PM EDT
Clips...  

While watching the Cowboys/Colts game, I was loading some Radway Green onto stripper clips when my wife says "That's pretty."

I said: "Huh? "

Wife: "Those bullets [on the stripper clips], they're pretty... wonder what your mom would think if we used some of those for decorations for the Christmas tree? Maybe put some grenades and other stuff on there too..."



Pretty stripper clips!  

And I guess that makes my Radway Green the Bullet of the Day!

So what did you think this thread was going to be about?
11/19/2006 1:41:19 PM EDT
[#1]
I'll buy that wife off you... how much you want?
11/19/2006 1:51:39 PM EDT
[#2]
I feel used...
11/19/2006 5:02:44 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
I'll buy that wife off you... how much you want?


She's not for sale...

Got anything to trade? She'll be 39 next week... so how about a 19 year old + a 20 year old?

11/19/2006 5:04:42 PM EDT
[#4]
<--- Has been known to use de-milled 50 BMG rounds as X-mas tree ornaments.
11/19/2006 5:06:16 PM EDT
[#5]
So this was all just one big tease!?!?
11/19/2006 5:06:24 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll buy that wife off you... how much you want?


She's not for sale...

Got anything to trade? She'll be 39 next week... so how about a 19 year old + a 20 year old?



If he had a 19 and a 20-year old, he wouldn't be trying to buy someone's wife!  

Me, on the other hand?  Will you take 3 kids, a rusty Mauser, a mixed breed dog, and my word I'll be your best friend?  
11/19/2006 5:35:15 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll buy that wife off you... how much you want?


She's not for sale...

Got anything to trade? She'll be 39 next week... so how about a 19 year old + a 20 year old?



If he had a 19 and a 20-year old, he wouldn't be trying to buy someone's wife!  

Me, on the other hand?  Will you take 3 kids, a rusty Mauser, a mixed breed dog, and my word I'll be your best friend?  


Hell, I've got 2 25 year olds, 2 23 year olds, and a 24 year old but none of them think stripper clips and grenades belong on a Christmas tree!
11/19/2006 5:39:39 PM EDT
[#8]
Man, I wanted to be the first to say:


IBTL


11/19/2006 5:39:50 PM EDT
[#9]
I've already told my wife that when she's 40 I'm going to trade her in for two 20's.  
11/19/2006 6:11:20 PM EDT
[#10]
11/19/2006 6:16:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Radway Green ammo is pretty.
11/19/2006 6:22:10 PM EDT
[#12]
MILFs rule! 39 is perfect.



"How much for your women?"


11/20/2006 5:31:26 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll buy that wife off you... how much you want?


She's not for sale...

Got anything to trade? She'll be 39 next week... so how about a 19 year old + a 20 year old?



If he had a 19 and a 20-year old, he wouldn't be trying to buy someone's wife!  

Me, on the other hand?  Will you take 3 kids, a rusty Mauser, a mixed breed dog, and my word I'll be your best friend?  


Well.. I already have 1 kid and 4 cats...

So how much ammo you throwing in with that Mauser?

Kidding! Wouldn't trade my wife for the world. She thought taking a helicopter out to the Grand Canyon and getting married on Halloween a few years ago was a cool idea... She hates chick flicks and would rather watch football, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, etc. Heck.. I think she even knows more of the names of the NFL referees than I do... Plus, she killed her first deer when she was 11 (I wonder why she keeps reminding me of that, though... )

11/20/2006 5:37:09 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
11/20/2006 5:45:08 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Radway Green ammo is pretty.


All show and no go. Short cycles like hell in most my ARs.
11/20/2006 6:09:20 AM EDT
[#16]
My grandpa uses White Castle hamburger boxes as ornaments, an entire 3 foot tree with nothing but the White Castle boxes.
11/20/2006 10:13:46 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'll buy that wife off you... how much you want?


She's not for sale...

Got anything to trade? She'll be 39 next week... so how about a 19 year old + a 20 year old?



If he had a 19 and a 20-year old, he wouldn't be trying to buy someone's wife!  

Me, on the other hand?  Will you take 3 kids, a rusty Mauser, a mixed breed dog, and my word I'll be your best friend?  


Well.. I already have 1 kid and 4 cats...

So how much ammo you throwing in with that Mauser?

Kidding! Wouldn't trade my wife for the world. She thought taking a helicopter out to the Grand Canyon and getting married on Halloween a few years ago was a cool idea... She hates chick flicks and would rather watch football, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, etc. Heck.. I think she even knows more of the names of the NFL referees than I do... Plus, she killed her first deer when she was 11 (I wonder why she keeps reminding me of that, though... )

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AND she is stunning!  You, sir, are one VERY lucky man.  One very BLESSED man, I should say.  I wish you and her and your family peace, prosperity, and daily happiness and love.  Hang on to her, bro!  That really is one special lady you got there!