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8/29/2009 12:42:46 PM EDT
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8/29/2009 12:43:39 PM EDT
[#1]
W or w/o a shotgun?
8/29/2009 12:43:52 PM EDT
[#2]
What gun does he have?  ... because I'll be using an AR.  
8/29/2009 12:43:56 PM EDT
[#3]
I'd be fighting in the 205 weight class.  Lets see:  Rampage Jackson, Forrest Griffen, Chuck Liddell.......I don't think I'd last long at all.  
8/29/2009 12:44:20 PM EDT
[#4]
is it like the WWF, isn't it just scripted like fake wrestling

8/29/2009 12:44:30 PM EDT
[#5]
I bet I could run away until the ref flagged me for avoidance.  
8/29/2009 12:45:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Not very long at all.
8/29/2009 12:46:47 PM EDT
[#7]
I am 6'4" @ 290 lbs. Who would I have to fight?????
8/29/2009 12:47:50 PM EDT
[#8]
I have lived by the country ass whooping rules. Always throw the first strikes and you better be kicking ass within 15 seconds.


So I would say 15 seconds
8/29/2009 12:48:21 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
What gun does he have?  ... because I'll be using an AR.  


I know it's gonna be close range, and that targets will be moving fast, and that there is only one of them, I'm slap surrounded by people.

I'm going with the 1100 with seven rounds of 00
8/29/2009 12:48:27 PM EDT
[#10]
I should have specified - No firearms in the ring!
8/29/2009 12:48:31 PM EDT
[#11]
What are the odds I could get my " special date" chloroform rag on the fighter's face before I got ripped apart is my question.  I mean, its still wet from last Friday and that girl only weighed 110 lbs so I didn't have to use all the meds, there should be plenty extra.
8/29/2009 12:48:56 PM EDT
[#12]
I would last for as long as I could run around in circle in the ring before they catch me.
8/29/2009 12:49:44 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I am 6'4" @ 290 lbs. Who would I have to fight?????


Brock Lesnar.

I train MMA, and I wouldn't last a minute against a top pro in my weight class.  However, there are probably some licensed pros in my weight class that I could go the distance with.  If all goes well, I'll have a sanctioned fight next year, so I'll be able to prove or disprove that assertion.
8/29/2009 12:50:15 PM EDT
[#14]
170lbs, and get tunnel vision when fighting. I'd say I could last 60 sec.

edit: Prison rules, right?
8/29/2009 12:51:43 PM EDT
[#15]
I would end up the Middleweight class, so Anderson Silva would wipe the floor with me.

8/29/2009 12:52:30 PM EDT
[#16]
I'd have to fight BJ Penn.  It would last however long he felt like waiting before getting a takedown.  I'd stand with him but I wouldn't last a minute on the ground.
8/29/2009 12:52:52 PM EDT
[#17]
As long as it takes for him/her to connect a hit?
8/29/2009 12:53:25 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I am 6'4" @ 290 lbs. Who would I have to fight?????


Not sure, but I found this guy in your weight class.

8/29/2009 12:53:33 PM EDT
[#19]
However long it took him to run me down.
8/29/2009 12:54:05 PM EDT
[#20]
depends who i would be in against

im in great shape, young, 6'6 230, work out daily and love a good fight. I could go 3 mins with a smaller opponent. no someone like lesnar or a decent striking HW, would maul me quick. These guys are no joke
8/29/2009 12:54:31 PM EDT
[#21]
Depends on the fighter.



If you are talking someone like Steven Bonner, or Randy Coture, or Tito Ortiz...



Fucking ZERO seconds... I wouldn't even get in the fucking cage.



I can hold my own, and know what I am doing, but I have no disillusion about my capabilities.
8/29/2009 12:55:47 PM EDT
[#22]
I'd punch myself in the face and submit myself with an arm bar before I got SERIOUSLY hurt. Less than 10 seconds.
And I want 15% of the gate to do it.
8/29/2009 12:58:03 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I am 6'4" @ 290 lbs. Who would I have to fight?????


Brock Lesnar.

I train MMA, and I wouldn't last a minute against a top pro in my weight class.  However, there are probably some licensed pros in my weight class that I could go the distance with.  If all goes well, I'll have a sanctioned fight next year, so I'll be able to prove or disprove that assertion.



Brock??

.....I think I will pass.......

8/29/2009 12:59:46 PM EDT
[#24]
Ive trained in various self-defense oriented martial arts for the best part of 10 years where I did some full-contact fighting and ground work, and I worked as a bouncer, fighting in the 205 bracket I doubt I would last more than 10-20 seconds (depending on how fast the guy cottoned onto my lack of MMA experience).
8/29/2009 1:00:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
I would last for as long as I could run around in circle in the ring before they catch me.


I'd add in the time I can stay conscious after they catch me and I drop down into a fetal ball.
8/29/2009 1:02:03 PM EDT
[#26]
In my Defensive Tactics class earlier this spring, I went roughly 1:30 on the ground with an amateur MMA fighter with absolutely no striking involved plus he was only going about 75%.  He eventually got me into a kimura and that was that.  If there had been striking involved, there's no way in hell it would have lasted even half that long.  Of course, this is the kind of shit he trains for hours every day so I'd hope he'd be able to beat up on some lowly college students.



 
8/29/2009 1:02:13 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I am 6'4" @ 290 lbs. Who would I have to fight?????


Brock Lesnar.

I train MMA, and I wouldn't last a minute against a top pro in my weight class.  However, there are probably some licensed pros in my weight class that I could go the distance with.  If all goes well, I'll have a sanctioned fight next year, so I'll be able to prove or disprove that assertion.


Holy hell.. Lesnar makes my google image guy look feeble.

And after actually seeing the UFC fellas around my weight, I'm gonna say 30 seconds if I run like a girl
8/29/2009 1:02:55 PM EDT
[#28]
Damn, me and GSP........I have good chin discipline but it would probably only take 1 or two exchanges and he would land one on the button.

Does the top ranked fighter KNOW he's going against jo-schmo? or does he think we're versed in MMA as well?
8/29/2009 1:03:41 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm a pretty tough guy, but my fat body would last less than minute in my weight class, and I would probably fare just as well against lighter/faster guys as well.
8/29/2009 1:05:40 PM EDT
[#30]
Until Brock Lesnar caught me.
8/29/2009 1:05:53 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Damn, me and GSP........I have good chin discipline but it would probably only take 1 or two exchanges and he would land one on the button.

Does the top ranked fighter KNOW he's going against jo-schmo? or does he think we're versed in MMA as well?


For argument's sake, he knows your level of experience, but he's at 100%.
8/29/2009 1:06:58 PM EDT
[#32]
My weight class I would be knocked out in about a minute and I am in good physical condition for fighting (just no fight training).

Heavyweight.
8/29/2009 1:07:57 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


I should have specified - No firearms in the ring!


What kind of crap rules are those?



Okay, two Colt Walker revolvers.  



 
8/29/2009 1:08:41 PM EDT
[#34]
As long as I could run away from him
8/29/2009 1:09:56 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I should have specified - No firearms in the ring!

What kind of crap rules are those?

Okay, two Colt Walker revolvers.  
 


Shit man, I don't think I'd last 30 seconds with Brock Lesnar even under those rules, and provided both revolvers went to me.
8/29/2009 1:09:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I am 6'4" @ 290 lbs. Who would I have to fight?????


I think guys like me and you would have to make our own class
8/29/2009 1:17:48 PM EDT
[#37]
As long as it took for him to catch me.  I bet I could out run him for 10 seconds.
8/29/2009 1:18:49 PM EDT
[#38]




Quoted:



Quoted:

I am 6'4" @ 290 lbs. Who would I have to fight?????




I think guys like me and you would have to make our own class




6'4 @ 290 is average in the the heavyweights.
8/29/2009 1:19:56 PM EDT
[#39]
No guns in the ring?  Fine, I will snipe him from the challenger entrance.
8/29/2009 1:20:46 PM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:

I am 6'4" @ 290 lbs. Who would I have to fight?????




I think guys like me and you would have to make our own class




6'4 @ 290 is average in the the heavyweights.
Heavyweight  - Over 205 lbs. to 265 lbs.



That is the weigh in for Heavyweights.





 
8/29/2009 1:22:52 PM EDT
[#41]
At this point in my life?  Not very fucking long.  Maybe 30 seconds if I could run away fast enough and he got tired of chasing me.
8/29/2009 1:24:57 PM EDT
[#42]
1 minute in my weight class (185lbs.)

Past that, fuck no.
8/29/2009 1:25:20 PM EDT
[#43]
They'd just give up. No one can win against the fish-net speedo
8/29/2009 1:27:01 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Until Brock Lesnar caught me.


I weigh 165, I done seened Brock Lesnar throwing around guys in his weight class like rag dolls, and that was before he started beating on them.


FUCK THAT!!!

If I was lucky he would throw me through the cage to a beat-down free zone.
8/29/2009 1:29:01 PM EDT
[#45]
Can I pop a CS grenade and mask?
8/29/2009 1:29:35 PM EDT
[#46]
Lesnar
8/29/2009 1:32:21 PM EDT
[#47]



I'm a pretty sharp bell-ringer and almost never get hit. If he could only strike, no takedowns - he'd have a problem for the first minute or so. If he wasn't out or cut up by then, my gastank would be empty.  


 
8/29/2009 1:33:24 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Damn, me and GSP........I have good chin discipline but it would probably only take 1 or two exchanges and he would land one on the button.

Does the top ranked fighter KNOW he's going against jo-schmo? or does he think we're versed in MMA as well?


For argument's sake, he knows your level of experience, but he's at 100%.


Well then if he knows the only fight training I have is a Green belt in American Kempo, and that was 10 years ago, he' not going to fear me, he'll wait for me to throw a punch, and counter and it will be over in the first exchange.
8/29/2009 1:33:57 PM EDT
[#49]


Toe to toe (being stupid) not that long. Running around like a little girl, twice as long.

8/29/2009 1:34:57 PM EDT
[#50]
I'm all hopped up on mountain dew, I'll come at you like  a SPIDER MONKEY
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