Posted: 3/19/2011 5:34:32 AM EDT
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Alright folks thought I'd give an update. I started a thread recently about how I asked my cheating whore to marry me. I thought I'd update. Thread:http://nastyhobbit.org/data/media/2/disregard-females.jpg I'm FO'ing. I'm taking my black chevy lumina back and moving out. I told her I'll pay this months and next months rent so that she can find a room mate. I'm giving her my white POS saturn because I'm not completely heartless. Here's how it went down. As you all know I had an apointment with her at 11PM yesterday, I became a total bitch, I decided that I would stay and "work through my feelings". I made her brownies and tried to be happy. fast forward to this morning. I down a couple shots of vodka and go into her room at 4:00am, and started feeling her up. Got the panties off and started to go in and she told me to stop. She was too sore for sex. So I laid back down and she asked me to eat her out. I asked if she has had sex recently and she said no. So I obliged her after she came she went back to sleep. She had asked me to wake her up at 5AM so that she could do something. She asked me to bring her her purse. Told me to go stand in the bathroom. I could hear her fucking around with a box. After she was finished I grabbed her purse and guess what I found in it. That's right a plan B pill box. Her name right on it. Considering she was on her period Thursday that leads me to believe she had sex on Friday at some point. Which means I just happened to get a nice taste of Anthonys dick. So I've packed my shit. I left her a note. Talked to her brother and let him know if he needed anything I could help him. I gave her friend fair warning so that she can stop brandy from killing herself if it comes to that. Fuck bitches. http://nastyhobbit.org/data/media/2/disregard-females.jpg The text in red combined with your avatar had me on the floor laughing. BTW, she couldn't have sex because she was sore and you still went down? How did Jody's baby batter taste? 
ETA: If she was sore, you can be sure she banged a guy of a certain ethnicity. My bet is she banged one of them dirty Danes. |
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The car or your airtight girlfriend?
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She fucks another guy and you give her a car?  pretty retarded eh? I know I am. But it's got 155K miles on it, and the front right tire is out of alignment. It's got like 1000 miles left before it blows out. both most likely |
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Alright folks thought I'd give an update. I started a thread recently about how I asked my cheating whore to marry me. I thought I'd update. Thread:http://nastyhobbit.org/data/media/2/disregard-females.jpg I'm FO'ing. I'm taking my black chevy lumina back and moving out. I told her I'll pay this months and next months rent so that she can find a room mate. I'm giving her my white POS saturn because I'm not completely heartless. Here's how it went down. As you all know I had an apointment with her at 11PM yesterday, I became a total bitch, I decided that I would stay and "work through my feelings". I made her brownies and tried to be happy. fast forward to this morning. I down a couple shots of vodka and go into her room at 4:00am, and started feeling her up. Got the panties off and started to go in and she told me to stop. She was too sore for sex. So I laid back down and she asked me to eat her out. I asked if she has had sex recently and she said no. So I obliged her after she came she went back to sleep. She had asked me to wake her up at 5AM so that she could do something. She asked me to bring her her purse. Told me to go stand in the bathroom. I could hear her fucking around with a box. After she was finished I grabbed her purse and guess what I found in it. That's right a plan B pill box. Her name right on it. Considering she was on her period Thursday that leads me to believe she had sex on Friday at some point. Which means I just happened to get a nice taste of Anthonys dick. So I've packed my shit. I left her a note. Talked to her brother and let him know if he needed anything I could help him. I gave her friend fair warning so that she can stop brandy from killing herself if it comes to that. Fuck bitches. http://nastyhobbit.org/data/media/2/disregard-females.jpg The text in red combined with your avatar had me on the floor laughing. BTW, she couldn't have sex because she was sore and you still went down? How did Jody's baby batter taste? 
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She fucks another guy and you give her a car? You've got it wrong. He ate her out first. So to recap: Be a whore=get your box licked & win a car. OP, you are in for a tough life. I've been stupid but I'm learning. I know. I plan on getting counseling as well. This will never happen to me again. I will refuse to put up with lieing and I don't plan on getting THIS involved with a female. |
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Quoted: Thanks for quoting as it appears the OP has been.. condensed.....Quoted: Alright folks thought I'd give an update. I started a thread recently about how I asked my cheating whore to marry me. I thought I'd update. Thread:http://nastyhobbit.org/data/media/2/disregard-females.jpg I'm FO'ing. I'm taking my black chevy lumina back and moving out. I told her I'll pay this months and next months rent so that she can find a room mate. I'm giving her my white POS saturn because I'm not completely heartless. Here's how it went down. As you all know I had an apointment with her at 11PM yesterday, I became a total bitch, I decided that I would stay and "work through my feelings". I made her brownies and tried to be happy. fast forward to this morning. I down a couple shots of vodka and go into her room at 4:00am, and started feeling her up. Got the panties off and started to go in and she told me to stop. She was too sore for sex. So I laid back down and she asked me to eat her out. I asked if she has had sex recently and she said no. So I obliged her after she came she went back to sleep. She had asked me to wake her up at 5AM so that she could do something. She asked me to bring her her purse. Told me to go stand in the bathroom. I could hear her fucking around with a box. After she was finished I grabbed her purse and guess what I found in it. That's right a plan B pill box. Her name right on it. Considering she was on her period Thursday that leads me to believe she had sex on Friday at some point. Which means I just happened to get a nice taste of Anthonys dick. So I've packed my shit. I left her a note. Talked to her brother and let him know if he needed anything I could help him. I gave her friend fair warning so that she can stop brandy from killing herself if it comes to that. Fuck bitches. http://nastyhobbit.org/data/media/2/disregard-females.jpg The text in red combined with your avatar had me on the floor laughing. BTW, she couldn't have sex because she was sore and you still went down? How did Jody's baby batter taste? |
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Quoted: Alright folks thought I'd give an update. I started a thread recently about how I asked my cheating whore to marry me. I thought I'd update. Thread:http://nastyhobbit.org/data/media/2/disregard-females.jpg I'm FO'ing. I'm taking my black chevy lumina back and moving out. I told her I'll pay this months and next months rent so that she can find a room mate. I'm giving her my white POS saturn because I'm not completely heartless. Here's how it went down. As you all know I had an apointment with her at 11PM yesterday, I became a total bitch, I decided that I would stay and "work through my feelings". I made her brownies and tried to be happy. fast forward to this morning. I down a couple shots of vodka and go into her room at 4:00am, and started feeling her up. Got the panties off and started to go in and she told me to stop. She was too sore for sex. So I laid back down and she asked me to eat her out. I asked if she has had sex recently and she said no. So I obliged her after she came she went back to sleep. She had asked me to wake her up at 5AM so that she could do something. She asked me to bring her her purse. Told me to go stand in the bathroom. I could hear her fucking around with a box. After she was finished I grabbed her purse and guess what I found in it. That's right a plan B pill box. Her name right on it. Considering she was on her period Thursday that leads me to believe she had sex on Friday at some point. Which means I just happened to get a nice taste of Anthonys dick. So I've packed my shit. I left her a note. Talked to her brother and let him know if he needed anything I could help him. I gave her friend fair warning so that she can stop brandy from killing herself if it comes to that. Fuck bitches. Soak your tongue in bleach, then go take your car and apartment back. Tell her to make you a sammich before you kick her out. I cannot comprehend the sheer concentration of pure fail that I have just read. |
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Knowing she was a cheating whore, after having to ask her if she had just had sex with anyone.....you still ate her out?! FAIL! Seriously, you need to grow some balls instead of tasting the ones that having been banging your chick. ETA: IRONIC AVATAR IS IRONIC this, said she was too sore to fuck should have thrown a serious red flag. now, on top of being her doormat you are a proxy c**k sucker, and she planned it that way. no cars, no rent evac all your stuff and let one of her other BFs carry her ass. ETA. now go bang her friend for the hell of it. |