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AR15.COM
1/2/2010 3:52:47 AM EDT
made me laugh tonight...

"Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British... he shot them."

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bf3_1261285654

1/2/2010 4:36:12 AM EDT
[#1]


"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber, Danny. Didn't want to do it; felt I owed it to them."



- Judge Smails
1/2/2010 4:48:43 AM EDT
[#2]
Me: Would you like to dance??

Her: NO

Me: Thats all right , I had to take a shit anyhow
1/2/2010 4:55:23 AM EDT
[#3]
Want to play the rape game?
No.
Thats the spirit!

Heard that from a friend.
1/2/2010 4:55:31 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Me: Would you like to dance??

Her: NO

Me: Thats all right , I had to take a shit anyhow



Me: Would you like to dance?

Her: NO

Me: I think you misunderstood. I said that you look fat in those pants.