Posted: 2/4/2005 10:39:29 PM EDT
  
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mmk
I think thats still legal in a few states |
Really? I thought the PETA freaks would've stomped it out by now. |
I checked Illegal in 48 states, didnt say the 2 its still legal in though |
Sadly they did here in Oklahoma a couple years ago........BASTARDS..... |
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i like that second one....a silky hen? or something like that... they used to have them roaming around Knotts berry farm in california. cute little things. images.google.com/images?q=silky%20hen&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi |
Save a cow, eat a chicken. Would make a great bumper sticker if it was made to look like an animals rights sticker. 
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Now you're talkin  .  "Whatcha, I say, whatcha got there boy? Hmmm...looks like sodee-pop!" *shake* *shake* *shake* "Watch it fizz!" *KABLOOOOOEEEEYYYY!!!* |
Cock fighting is still legal in La. Every year some one from the city tries to have it outlawed. I guess in time it will be outlawed, another piece of our culture will be out the window due to being PC. If you ever in the Breaux Bridge area on a Friday or Saturday night try to make one before the PC people have it outlawed.
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You don't have any Chicken 
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A married guy is notorious for staying out waaayyy too late drinking, and his wife is suspicious. One night he comes home, completely littered, with a chicken under his arm. He walks in the door, sees his wife and proclaims, "This is the pig I've been screwing!" The wife says, "You drunken idiot! That's not a pig, that's a chicken." The husband replies, "I was talking to the chicken." |
my mom's uncle raises fighting cocks down in louisiana |
| I HATE chickens. My in-bred welfare-sucking neighbor (had) about 30 fighting roosters he let roam. I got pretty sick of cleaning up all the chicken shit from my porch, my cars (including a 1957 Coronet), and all the equipment in my barn. The final straw was when one of the little bastards was roosting in the rafters of my barn took a big runny dump on my wife. (in retrospect, that was pretty funny) It broke a bunch of windows trying to get out. I kinda miss not having them around anymore...it was nice having fast moving, reacting targets every morning for a whole summer. He doesn't keep chickens anymore. |
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or another perv?
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That coop has to be nasty to clean out. Chickens are the stupidest and nastiest animals on Earth. The Neutral Observer's wife's chickens are pseudo-free range. They have a large fenced in enclosure that they can roam freely inside, and a little hut type thing that is open on two sides that they can roost in. There are three advantages to this: 1) The Neutral Observer doesn't have to crawl into a coop to clean up chicken shit and subsequently die from the disease-carrying little vermin. 2) The chickens don't lay their eggs in their own shit. 3) Free range chickens seem to lay many more eggs for some reason. EDIT: The Neutral Observer feeds them chicken feed, corn, and sometimes bread scraps. |
Growing up we also raised chickens. As far as tonight pics...well, they are code SGatr15 |