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Posted: 4/23/2015 7:56:58 PM EDT

The wife and I were just watching the news and she asked what do I think would happen if a riot occurred where the vast majority of rioters were white?

Posted: 4/23/2015 7:57:38 PM EDT

[#1]

So what did you tell her?

Posted: 4/23/2015 7:57:56 PM EDT

[#2]

a lot of work would get done

Posted: 4/23/2015 7:59:16 PM EDT

[#3]

We call it a neighborhood bbq.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:00:26 PM EDT

[#4]

It would end around 7, so we could go water our lawns, gather up the recyclables and get ready for work the next day.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:03:43 PM EDT

[#5]

It's happened a few times in the past years. What do you think "The Battle for Seattle" was? Also, I believe Vancouver had celebrating that got out of control after a hockey game. In fact, if you look at most sports riots, most of the people wrecking stuff are white.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:04:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Ah yes. The "crazy cracker riots", I remember them well. Angry chants of "Saltines for all!" Cheeze-its were scattered everywhere. Sadly, the grahams were the first to go, under a high pressure jet of 2% milk. Such a tragedy.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:04:52 PM EDT

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I figured there would be a lot of white folk coming down with lead poisoning.
I don't think it would be tolerated. Don't think the man would stand down as they have in the past few incidents.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:07:18 PM EDT

[#8]

It's called a soccer riot.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:10:05 PM EDT

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They'd cancel the soccer match?

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:14:11 PM EDT

[#10]

My home town!

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:14:58 PM EDT

[#11]

They'd probably pick up after themselves.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:15:15 PM EDT

[#12]

Really wouldn't be much, most of us work

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:19:30 PM EDT

[#13]

There are "white people riots" every time the wrong team loses the right sporting event. College sports in particular. Hell, sometimes they will even riot because their school won the game.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:23:56 PM EDT

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id eat her bottom juice

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:27:10 PM EDT

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You mean a time when we would all come together? Crowding the streets? Full of rage? Screaming? Swearing? Thoughts of violence?

We White folk do that every week day. It's called the work commute/rush hour traffic.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:30:07 PM EDT

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I figured there would be a lot of white folk coming down with lead poisoning.
I don't think it would be tolerated. Don't think the man would stand down as they have in the past few incidents.

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So what did you tell her?

I figured there would be a lot of white folk coming down with lead poisoning.
I don't think it would be tolerated. Don't think the man would stand down as they have in the past few incidents.

You my friend are wrong.
We are far better armed than the cops.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:31:12 PM EDT

[#17]

You don't remember this?

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:31:34 PM EDT

[#18]

Well one time it happened America was born.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:32:07 PM EDT

[#19]

Cancel everything. First source I found didn't work...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYit8FWOlDc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5zsLzkdRU8

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:33:00 PM EDT

[#20]

Lots of Starbucks consumed

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:38:17 PM EDT

[#21]

I think that's called a "football game" in Europe.

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:39:58 PM EDT

[#22]

LOL looks like a marathon

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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:40:12 PM EDT

[#23]

I remember this one

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:42:22 PM EDT

[#24]

and those food court flash mobs!

Posted: 4/23/2015 8:46:24 PM EDT

[#25]

Those crazy white people stop traffic all the time in NOVA.,,,,Something needs to be done.

Posted: 4/23/2015 9:00:49 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:04:08 PM EDT

[#27]

SPARTY ON!

Couch burning, car flipping and flashing mostly.

Posted: 4/23/2015 9:06:43 PM EDT

[#28]

I don't have much time to riot so I'll sit this one out...

Posted: 4/23/2015 9:10:02 PM EDT

[#29]

White people don't riot. They're too busy working to pay for the EBT cards of the Obama voters who riot.

Posted: 4/23/2015 9:16:36 PM EDT

[#30]

If it was a true majority white riot, and not just some hippie anarchist world Bank / Occupy Protest, the aftermath would look like this.

It may take a while to get us out of the basement, but typically if things are bad enough to get Caucasians riled up and past the apathy stage, its going to be a serious shindig.

Posted: 4/23/2015 9:20:30 PM EDT

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That's called a party.

Posted: 4/23/2015 9:54:46 PM EDT

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That's a riot that I could get behind!

Posted: 4/23/2015 9:55:40 PM EDT

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You my friend are wrong.
We are far better armed than the cops.

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So what did you tell her?

I figured there would be a lot of white folk coming down with lead poisoning.
I don't think it would be tolerated. Don't think the man would stand down as they have in the past few incidents.

You my friend are wrong.
We are far better armed than the cops.

And armored.

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