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Duramaximus Member Joined Jun 2021 Posts 1978 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 6/7/2022 2:40:31 PM EDT [#1]
	“There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism – by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide.” - Ayn Rand

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 7715 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 6/7/2022 8:22:46 PM EDT [#2] In a related note there are few things more culturally disasterous than American churches encouraging their youth, particularly their young daughters, to graduate and leave town for college. https://t.co/4RQPyuAIBb pic.twitter.com/QE3uy2be9h — FrogButt (@butt_watermelon) June 7, 2022 Managing expectations through branding: Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

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Posted: 6/7/2022 10:07:32 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Enzo300:

GOTTAMM!! That whole twitter thread is solid gold. Prof tells him if that's his "comedy", he shouldn't move out of his moms basement yet. Everyone piles on her for making fun of him being disabled and needing family help and the backpedaling is pure gold. Played, played again, and playing again in the twitter loop.

If this is your "comedy" act don't move out of your mom's basement just yet, Bro.
Michele Dauber (@mldauber) June 6, 2022

"Michele" could lift a bus with that jaw.
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Are you sure that isn't Ted Cruz in drag?

"During the second 100 days, we will design, build and open a library dedicated to my first 100 days." -Barack Obama, May 9 2009

HoyaSaxa Joined Dec 2013 Posts 3291 EE 0% (0) NV, USA	Posted: 6/7/2022 10:15:08 PM EDT [#4] SCOTUS about to turbocharge this thread I can’t wait to own page 1,000.

mPisi

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Posted: 6/8/2022 12:32:53 PM EDT

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Leadership is always displayed, for good or ill. English article is linked.

THIS IS CRAZY

The boss at one of the largest pharmaceutical companies in Spain has been caught by Police with a fake covid passport.

Retweet if you think this should be bigger news\uD83D\uDEA8
PeterSweden (@PeterSweden7) June 7, 2022

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Just a nice illustration by Jeffrey Smith (see, Rolling Stone magazine is not completely useless, it's from their article on Sky King.)

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

AJ-IN-JAX Get the F*%# away from my coffee!! Joined Dec 2005 Posts 41685 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 6/8/2022 12:37:36 PM EDT [#6] Attached File
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Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 25183 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 6/8/2022 2:11:30 PM EDT [#7] Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

AJ-IN-JAX Get the F*%# away from my coffee!! Joined Dec 2005 Posts 41686 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 6/8/2022 2:40:57 PM EDT [#8] Attached File
	"Because free men will never consent to give up the means of defending their liberties." ---- XBONE: AJ in JAX

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 45110 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 6/8/2022 4:30:36 PM EDT [#9]
	Always blame autocorrect.

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 726 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/8/2022 6:25:22 PM EDT [#10]

Saddler Joined May 2009 Posts 9168 EE 93% (14) GBR	Posted: 6/8/2022 8:17:38 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/398238/93F3ACC5-7080-4C4E-855D-FF90595E9BB3_jpe-2411557.JPG View Quote To be fair to Mrs McConaughey, her shoes more than likely came from a 10 year old victim; but one in the sweatshop where her shoes were made...(plus her jacket, handbag, etc....)

nophun Joined Feb 2014 Posts 6419 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: 6/8/2022 8:31:44 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By Pesty: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/398238/93F3ACC5-7080-4C4E-855D-FF90595E9BB3_jpe-2411557.JPG View Quote Fucking ghoul. She don't care about those dead kids, she's in it for hubby's fame. Just like that Markle cunt showing up during the families morning. Burn in hell, both of you.

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 727 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/8/2022 9:00:06 PM EDT [#13]

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 7719 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 6/8/2022 10:02:16 PM EDT [#14] Fenix Ammunition is very patient with fake customers Don't threaten me with a good time, baby pic.twitter.com/AYEeQNvu6m — Fenix 'Blow the Lungs Out Of The Body' Ammunition (@FenixAmmunition) June 8, 2022 Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

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postban Try and stop me you jumped up little shit! Joined Jan 2001 Posts 6230 EE 100% (49) MI, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 6:32:27 AM EDT [#16] I deny the foul rumor. I am not associated with this “sequel.” pic.twitter.com/VgBOFBIi8Z — Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) June 9, 2022
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Posted: 6/9/2022 11:10:55 AM EDT

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I was halfway into a cringe but then it delivered the keks.

Ok Let's Go REMIX - The Remix Bros

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DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN?!

On Saturday (6/4), this man assaulted an employee, stole phones, and cash from the store. After the assault, the man ran westbound on Bethany Home Rd. See suspect description below. (1/2) pic.twitter.com/dnaxESL20Y
Phoenix Police (@PhoenixPolice) June 7, 2022

NYC plastic surgeon believes so strongly in gender-affirmative care, she is willing to recommend puberty blockers for healthy children as young as 9 years old. pic.twitter.com/34VxGVAvG8
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15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 19521 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 1:52:58 PM EDT [Last Edit: 15jonshoot] [#18] Oopsy daisy

VACaver Member Joined Jun 2006 Posts 37166 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 4:11:13 PM EDT [#19] Attached File

OG1 Land of the once free & the home of the narrative. Joined Jan 2012 Posts 13291 EE 100% (198) AL, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 4:15:45 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By VACaver: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/100647/287165867_10227825784339401_883067636908-2412694.JPG View Quote Attached File
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GTLandser Member Joined Oct 2004 Posts 7765 EE 100% (25) GA, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 8:57:18 PM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By VACaver: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/100647/287165867_10227825784339401_883067636908-2412694.JPG View Quote

raven Joined Feb 2001 Posts 95649 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 10:35:25 PM EDT [#24] - Dear Mark Ruffles, calm dowm! I'm sure you have never read the Brazilian Constitution, but I can assure you it's nothing like the complicated Hulk scripts you have to memorize:"AHGFRR". Read it and you'll find out I'm not only respecting it, but protecting Brazil's rule of law. https://t.co/djBbccMAPX Jair M. Bolsonaro (@jairbolsonaro) June 10, 2022

motown_steve We are white men sir! Joined Mar 2004 Posts 106858 EE 100% (112) TX, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 10:39:24 PM EDT [#25] Whoever originally posted this, it checks out: Attached File
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Unpierced Member Joined Jun 2002 Posts 2521 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 10:42:55 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By motown_steve: Whoever originally posted this, it checks out: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/50575/hQLUH8A_jpeg-2413091.JPG View Quote

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 7722 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 10:52:01 PM EDT [#27] >with enough efficiency no land will become a wasteland It'll become a wasteland because I'll raise an army of American Neo-Scythians and we'll burn it to the foundations. Stay in the city, bugs https://t.co/UpthBAf99P EnochPowell (@MogTheUrbanite) June 9, 2022 Attached File Attached File \\ Attached File My culture is not a costume Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

blazin Joined Jan 2014 Posts 57 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 6/9/2022 11:03:45 PM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By motown_steve: Whoever originally posted this, it checks out: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/50575/hQLUH8A_jpeg-2413091.JPG View Quote Lost me on the first question 😐

Mariner82

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Posted: 6/10/2022 3:11:05 AM EDT

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>with enough efficiency no land will become a wasteland

It'll become a wasteland because I'll raise an army of American Neo-Scythians and we'll burn it to the foundations.

Stay in the city, bugs https://t.co/UpthBAf99P
EnochPowell (@MogTheUrbanite) June 9, 2022

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That religion thing is just not true. All the Central and South American heathens were converted to Catholicism, as were many Chinese (until Mao got ahold of them).

You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil.

Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.

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Posted: 6/10/2022 3:53:15 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Mariner82:
That religion thing is just not true. All the Central and South American heathens were converted to Catholicism, as were many Chinese (until Mao got ahold of them).

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Pretty sure they were stoked that they could worship a God without cutting out other people's hearts, and them worring if they were next.

Mariner82 Underway is the ONLY way Joined Jan 2013 Posts 36921 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 5:18:48 AM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By Mauser556: Pretty sure they were stoked that they could worship a God without cutting out other people's hearts, and them worring if they were next. View Quote That is a benefit.
	You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil. Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 729 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 7:52:46 AM EDT [#32]

JohnWicksDawg Joined May 2017 Posts 355 EE 0% (0) LA, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 8:12:20 AM EDT [Last Edit: JohnWicksDawg] [#33] To mPisi: Sure wish you'd find some humorous memes instead of the drivel you post. Quantity < Quality

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 730 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 8:12:23 AM EDT [#34]

Kharn

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Posted: 6/10/2022 8:24:27 AM EDT

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Who buys an electric wood chipper?

Kharn

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Posted: 6/10/2022 8:26:36 AM EDT

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Who buys an electric wood chipper?

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Who buys an electric wood chipper?

Kharn

People who care about their kids AND the environment.

Capt_Rhodes Horror Guy Joined Sep 2009 Posts 12937 EE 100% (3) IN, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 8:37:15 AM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By VACaver: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/100647/287165867_10227825784339401_883067636908-2412694.JPG View Quote Exactly where I am at right now.

ArGyLe64 Lord Uniball Joined Mar 2007 Posts 2418 EE 93% (15) OK, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 9:04:09 AM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By motown_steve: Whoever originally posted this, it checks out: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/50575/hQLUH8A_jpeg-2413091.JPG View Quote Attached File
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Capt_Rhodes Horror Guy Joined Sep 2009 Posts 12939 EE 100% (3) IN, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 9:07:05 AM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By motown_steve: Whoever originally posted this, it checks out: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/50575/hQLUH8A_jpeg-2413091.JPG View Quote I did Dio and it came out as Power Metal? Is Dio Power Metal?

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CodDawkins digital janitor... Joined Sep 2001 Posts 728 EE 100% (79) GA, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 12:46:35 PM EDT [#41]

ponykilr Hillbilly Joined Feb 2004 Posts 2860 EE 100% (16) USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 1:36:39 PM EDT [#42] “I want Trump back.” pic.twitter.com/PnTvQLRsqz Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) June 10, 2022
	Just send it.

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 45149 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 2:42:46 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By ponykilr: “I want Trump back.” pic.twitter.com/PnTvQLRsqz Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) June 10, 2022 View Quote this is worth watching. I wonder how many people she asked in order to get those answers? 5? 100?
	Always blame autocorrect.

stpeteaustin Member Joined Oct 2005 Posts 6192 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 3:19:37 PM EDT [#44]

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 45156 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 3:35:47 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By stpeteaustin: https://i.postimg.cc/NM948CHW/katebush.jpg View Quote if only.
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Pesty

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Posted: 6/10/2022 3:42:40 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
this is worth watching.
I wonder how many people she asked in order to get those answers? 5? 100?

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:

Originally Posted By ponykilr:

“I want Trump back.” pic.twitter.com/PnTvQLRsqz
Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) June 10, 2022

this is worth watching.
I wonder how many people she asked in order to get those answers? 5? 100?

This is great

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ShrnMarlow (@ShrnMarlow) June 10, 2022

You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon.

Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

Pcmangler Member Joined Oct 2018 Posts 2144 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 5:24:18 PM EDT [#47] Attached File

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mPisi

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Posted: 6/10/2022 7:23:55 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Mauser556:

Pretty sure they were stoked that they could worship a God without cutting out other people's hearts, and them worring if they were next.

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Originally Posted By Mariner82:
That religion thing is just not true. All the Central and South American heathens were converted to Catholicism, as were many Chinese (until Mao got ahold of them).

Pretty sure they were stoked that they could worship a God without cutting out other people's hearts, and them worring if they were next.

You guys are going to have to point out where anything I posted there referred to religion, I am a little confused.

Originally Posted By JohnWicksDawg:
To mPisi:

Sure wish you'd find some humorous memes instead of the drivel you post.
Quantity < Quality

You keep up the good work too!

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 19535 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 6/10/2022 8:59:30 PM EDT [#50]

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