Posted: 4/25/2006 6:50:32 AM EDT
| Do you remember the first time you got your ass kicked? Or the very first time you had to fight as a child? Have you ran into some one since you were kids that you fought, what was their demeanor? |
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First fight as a child? Yup, never forget it. Kid took my homework from me in 7th grade. Everyone thought since I was the quiet one that I'd puss out. Got my homework back and my parents were sued (with no luck however  ) for hospital bills and pain and suffering.His demeanor was to be an asshole and try to ridicule me. |
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Yes, it only happened once. When I was 15 I flipped off some surfers. I got my ass kicked, including a boxer's fracture from blocking a punch by a much larger dude. I wised up, stopped flipping the bird, and started carrying a weapon. Back then it was OK to wear a folding Buck knife in a sheath on your belt, even at school. I used the knife defensively just once, when I was 19. It did the job. |
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First outside of family was kindergarden. Straight from the farm I was tad quiet. There was this tricycle everyone wanted to ride. I waited days and days until nobody was on it and took my turn. Another larger boy decided he would just drag my ass off by the hair. Well to make a long story short, I got expelled from kindergarden for being violent. Probably the most notible meet after fighting as a kid was the neighborhood bully. I laid this guy out twice as a kid. Once with a coke bottle and another time I put him the hospital with a rabbit punch which split his lip so bad it took seventeen stiches. Both times, I was defending my little brother which this ape was picking on. The lip thing he father came to my house and informed my parents he was going to cut my head off and send it to them in a box. That was a mistake btw. Well he turned cop informant and now with some protecton went on a spree kicking the ass of every guy that grew up in the neighborhood. He hurt a couple of the guys pretty bad which they had broken bones, lost jobs, etc. I mean this guys was the Earths scum and had already killed two guys not from the neighborhood in bars and knocked his pregnant wife out causing a misscarriage. I go back to my hometown to visit my parents and see a close friend of mine which this guy has just put in the hospital. My friend tells me he hadn't talked to him in years and he just walked up to him and started beating on him with a club. I figured hell I'm on the list for sure for I was the only kid my neighborhood who ever beat him up. He was big so won alot. Needless to say, I'm packing at this point. I'm walking down the street and sure as shit here he comes not only coming but with ballbat. I figure "Oh shit, I'm going to have to kill this nut." Still I walk on and do my best to show no sign I even recognize him. I'm hoping he'll just walk on. He doesn't. He walks right up to me. "Hey buddy, How you doing? Long time no see." he says. "Fine and you Mark?" I reply "Fine. See ya.l" and off he walks. Six months later, my mom sends me a newspaper article. The guy drunk, high, or both broke into a ladies house which he use to live and assaulted her. I guess he had worn out his police protection for he was and still is to this day in the mental hospital for the criminaly insane. Tis life. Tj |
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I remember my first "fight." I was in 4th grade and one of my friends had just shaved his head. I kept calling him a skinhead when we were out at recess one day and he started getting pissed off. He said that is I didn't quit, he'd beat the shit out of me, so of course, I kept taunting him. On the way back in from recess, I was walking uyp some stairs and he ran up behind me and knocked me down and beat the shit out of me. A second incident occurred a couple years later when it was snowing and he (same guy) asked me to go get his gloves out of his back yard. I told him to get them himself (I actually believe I asked him if I looed like Mr. Belvedeere) and he chased after me with a snow shovel. By the way, him and I are best friends now.....And next time, I'm gonna beat the shit outta him |