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9/8/2008 6:34:20 AM EDT
blah I should have used rape for a more enteraining thread.  that's what I get for not sleeping in almost 24 hours
9/8/2008 6:35:59 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
Theoretically if you caught someone else fucking your wife under ideal conditions (AKA wouldn't get caught).  What would you use?  

I only own handguns, but I think I'd shoot my way up his legs and take full advantage of my 33rd magazines!


Car keys.  As in, insert them in the ignition and drive somewhere to cool down.  Seriously, why would you kill anyone?
9/8/2008 6:36:16 AM EDT
[#2]
What if it is the old receipt checker from Walmart doing your wife? You are in a world of trouble then aren't you?


9/8/2008 6:36:26 AM EDT
[#3]
IBTL
9/8/2008 6:36:57 AM EDT
[#4]
Why it's every young arfcomers dream to gun someone down.
9/8/2008 6:37:14 AM EDT
[#5]
There was a story like this out recently (Texas?). Guy comes home and catches his wife doing the nasty with her boyfriend. She freaks and yells "Rape!" so the husband caps the guy. The guy goes to trial but gets found 'not guilty'.

9/8/2008 6:37:42 AM EDT
[#6]
Lawyer
9/8/2008 6:38:35 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Why it's every young arfcomers dream to gun someone down.


DO NOT TAKE THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY.


9/8/2008 6:38:51 AM EDT
[#8]
I'd take a pic with my cell phone camera, then go talk to a lawyer.

I like owning guns and not being in prison.

ETA: my joke response is about as non-COC-compliant as you can get, there's a webcomic that had a cuckolded husband plotline and this reminded me of it.
9/8/2008 6:39:11 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
There was a story like this out recently (Texas?). Guy comes home and catches his wife doing the nasty with her boyfriend. She freaks and yells "Rape!" so the husband caps the guy. The guy goes to trial but gets found 'not guilty'.



Wrong.

The husband was exonerated right of the bat.

The wife was convicted.
9/8/2008 6:39:30 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Theoretically if you caught someone else fucking your wife under ideal conditions (AKA wouldn't get caught).  What would you use?  

I only own handguns, but I think I'd shoot my way up his legs and take full advantage of my 33rd magazines!


Car keys.  As in, insert them in the ignition and drive somewhere to cool down.  Seriously, why would you kill anyone?


This.  Only after I take pictures.

File for divorce and leave her.

Seriously it is not worth the pains of going through court for murder or manslaughter.

Max
9/8/2008 6:40:15 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Lawyer


Private investigator, Then Lawyer.
Nothing like having proof of the affair, It makes the divorce go much smoother.
9/8/2008 6:40:23 AM EDT
[#12]
You automatically want to blame the guy?
She had somethng to do with it too.
I would shoot them both, with a camera. Evidnece in court is golden.
In the long run you are more ahead, when you can get that divorce without losing all your stuff in the process.

What did the Jedi teach? Don't let your emotions cloud your judgement.
9/8/2008 6:40:27 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Why it's every young arfcomers dream to gun someone down.


It goes almong with the walter mitty tacticool fanboy mentality.

9/8/2008 6:40:38 AM EDT
[#14]
Shake his hand and tell him thanks for the help.
9/8/2008 6:40:39 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Theoretically if you caught someone else fucking your wife under ideal conditions (AKA wouldn't get caught).  What would you use?  

I only own handguns, but I think I'd shoot my way up his legs and take full advantage of my 33rd magazines!


Car keys.  As in, insert them in the ignition and drive somewhere to cool down.  Seriously, why would you kill anyone?


That.
9/8/2008 6:41:05 AM EDT
[#16]
What would I do?

Personally, I'd tell the guy; "You can have her, I don't want her. I'm just going to grab a few things and I'll be on my way to Florida"
9/8/2008 6:41:22 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Lawyer


+1

- Clint
9/8/2008 6:41:28 AM EDT
[#18]
Oh, found the article:


Woman Convicted Of Manslaughter After Husband Shot Her Lover
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May 3, 2008 2:25 p.m. EST



Amy Beeman - AHN
Fort Worth, TX (AHN) -- A woman is awaiting sentencing after being convicted on Friday of manslaughter as a result of her affair with a 32-year-old man.

Tracy Robertson, 37, was having sex with her lover, Devin LaSalle in a truck parked outside of her home one December night in 2006 when her husband came home. Robertson cried rape to cover up the affair, and her husband, Darrell, fatally shot LaSalle as he drove away.

The local CBS affiliate reported that Robertson was afraid her husband would kill her, so she lied about being raped and only confessed it was consensual after LaSalle was killed.

Darrell Robertson was never indicted for the crime He was found to be within the law for protecting his family from aggravated assault, since his wife said she had been raped.

According to the website homesweethome.com, the affair had been ongoing, and Darrell who was out playing poker had called his wife 19 times within 40 minutes before their seven-year-old daughter picked up the phone and said she could not find her mother, although she did hear a knock at the door a while before. Darrell came home and saw the unfamiliar truck in front of his house. He saw the couple inside, pulled out his gun, and told his wife to get out of the truck. Darrell shot four bullets at the truck as LaSalle tried to get away, but he was struck in the head.

Authorities traced a text message from Robertson that clearly invited LaSalle over that evening. According to the homesweethome article, it said, "Hi friend, come see me please! I need to feel your warm embrace!"

The Robertsons have three children.

This is Tracy Robertson's first offense. She faces up to twenty years in prison.

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9/8/2008 6:41:38 AM EDT
[#19]
If we throw realism into it car keys and an attorney as well.
9/8/2008 6:41:39 AM EDT
[#20]
I would shoot the the wife
9/8/2008 6:41:41 AM EDT
[#21]
lawyer (camera first)
9/8/2008 6:42:05 AM EDT
[#22]
A dude I know was banging away on a married woman and her husband showed up at the bedroom door holding a hatchet.

Dude is sweating like he's getting ready to die.  He's thinking about his next move.  Then the husband tells dude he has one minute to leave.

Dude says "ok."



9/8/2008 6:42:32 AM EDT
[#23]
Sounds like the guy just outed a big problem.  Agree with the other posters that say you should shake his hand.

I'd use my restraint - and go somewhere else for a while.

Shooting them over such a thing can't be condoned.  There will be other women and any "vengeance" that I might want to put down on her will be handed out to her, by herself, many times over in the future.

9/8/2008 6:43:02 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Theoretically if you caught someone else fucking your wife under ideal conditions (AKA wouldn't get caught).  What would you use?  

I only own handguns, but I think I'd shoot my way up his legs and take full advantage of my 33rd magazines!


Car keys.  As in, insert them in the ignition and drive somewhere to cool down.  Seriously, why would you kill anyone?


If it was in my home, I'd think my wife was being raped.
9/8/2008 6:43:22 AM EDT
[#25]
the only thing i'd admit in public to using is the door knob to leave and the cell phone for my lawyer.
9/8/2008 6:43:24 AM EDT
[#26]
Nothing, i am not a murderer.
9/8/2008 6:44:49 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Lawyer


Private investigator, Then Lawyer.
Nothing like having proof of the affair, It makes the divorce go much smoother.


Depends on the state.  If you silently threaten to make it public, though, she might agree to your terms.
9/8/2008 6:44:58 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Why it's every young arfcomers dream to gun someone down.


DO NOT TAKE THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY.




The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!

9/8/2008 6:45:19 AM EDT
[#29]
Actually, I'd probably just pull out the pre-nup and tell them to get out of MY house. I have always felt sorry for the guys that get violent at stuff like that. It just screams "I needed you! Why did you hurt me!? This is just like highschool!"
9/8/2008 6:46:07 AM EDT
[#30]
Why shoot the guy? The slut\whore wife is the one cheating on you!!!
9/8/2008 6:46:07 AM EDT
[#31]
I would call up some pie myself and go have me a fun night!  None of that is worth killing people over IMO.  If its over, its over.
9/8/2008 6:47:36 AM EDT
[#32]
So at least have the courtesy to shoot him on the upstroke.

So when he collapses he gets a free down-stroke.  And then when the paramedics show up and pull him off, he gets another free upstroke.

9/8/2008 6:49:34 AM EDT
[#33]
CoC #4