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4/26/2009 4:03:39 PM EDT
Hope it's not a dupe.

A DEA agent, together with an ATF and an FBI agent, as part of a task force,  arrive at a ranch in western Nebraska .  


The agents tell the rancher,  "We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The DEA agent verbally explodes saying,  
"Mister, we have the authority of  the Federal Government with us."  
Reaching into his rear pocket and  removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer.  
"See this  badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish on any  land. No questions asked nor answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you  understand?"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.  
Later, the old  rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their  lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is  gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and  yells at the top of his lungs.....  
"Your badges! Show him your badges!"
4/26/2009 4:05:00 PM EDT
[#1]
LMFAO!
4/26/2009 4:20:49 PM EDT
[#2]
i like it
4/26/2009 4:24:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Sweet!
4/26/2009 4:27:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Love it..
4/26/2009 4:31:06 PM EDT
[#5]