Posted: 7/24/2014 4:54:50 PM EDT
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this is your lucky day "joe h." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2185c_VsjlI
Man how do I say this? We have an intelligence that transcends our mortal bounds easily. Forget the God notion which I take comfort in.. Is this really it? Forget mortality for a moment, souls, doing good, But are WE as a Eternal LifeForce eternal>?? For every reaction there is a reaction or compensation in the universe. I.E. Force meets force... I welcome your input 
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this is your lucky day "joe h." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2185c_VsjlI Man how do I say this? We have an intelligence that transcends our mortal bounds easily. Forget the God notion which I take comfort in.. Is this really it? Forget mortality for a moment, souls, doing good, But are WE as a Eternal LifeForce eternal>?? For every reaction there is a reaction or compensation in the universe. I.E. Force meets force... I welcome your input  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-qBUWOYfE
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so.....
if the universe is full of infinite possibilities, with infinite parrallel universes encompassing infinite possibilities for each and every living forrce in the universe..... that means that somewhere, someplace in time/space, in some alternate universe, you could be a crab crawling around an infested cooter? sorry that may have been dickish...sounded funny in my headd though |
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Wat this...Can U find the CLICK button??? Please IM be if you can't 
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/70305702?trkid=13641907
Yeah, in the perspective of a forced minute, this is my 2 cents on This guy's video! All badge's go to him and his crazy balls :) Yeah homo get lost, nobody cares, this guy pushes human limits and my interest after having a near death exp. yrs ago :) Quoted:
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Wat Wat this...Can U find the CLICK button??? Please IM be if you can't
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/70305702?trkid=13641907
Yeah, in the perspective of a forced minute, this is my 2 cents on This guy's video! All badge's go to him and his crazy balls :) Yeah homo get lost, nobody cares, this guy pushes human limits and my interest after having a near death exp. yrs ago :) |
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suppose a company made two different computers...
one, you stick your head into, and it zaps information into you rbrain.....a la, neo...."whoa, i know kung fu" the other computer, you stick your dick in it and it.....well, does its thing...... GD would obviously get both....but... which unit would produce better sales? wchih unit is currently in production? |
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This one time years ago, up near Rainier, I got a rodent of unusual size in a Cracker Jack box with my good friend Sgt. Ireland. We took the jellyfish we'd been saving and created a ring to reflect the light and shield our eyes on the ascent. Unfortunately, an exceptionally warm ice storm rolled in and destroyed our hedge trimmer. We were forced to climb back down the tree when the neighbor brought up RQGJPN, pronounced rock-gee-japan, or as most people know it Rotund Quality Gestures Jingling the Pacific Northeast. He kept on about how the fats and fishmongers were subverting the agency's work. Sgt. Ireland took offense to that as his son's friend's father's step-mom had written up contracts for them pushing wheelbarrows full of ravens. Long story short, OP, I totally agree. |
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suppose a company made two different computers... one, you stick your head into, and it zaps information into you rbrain.....a la, neo...."whoa, i know kung fu" the other computer, you stick your dick in it and it.....well, does its thing...... GD would obviously get both....but... which unit would produce better sales? wchih unit is currently in production? It depends. How many memories does your dick possess? |
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suppose a company made two different computers... one, you stick your head into, and it zaps information into you rbrain.....a la, neo...."whoa, i know kung fu" the other computer, you stick your dick in it and it.....well, does its thing...... GD would obviously get both....but... which unit would produce better sales? wchih unit is currently in production? It depends. How many memories does your dick possess? careful now......my woman reads this shit! 
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i think this thread has transcended the zeitgeist of even gd.....
a funny: so, a hippy gets on a bus..... after he shows the driver his state-sponsored bus fare card, he looks for a seat to settle into.... the only seat available is next to a beautiful nunn... he wastes no time in sitting next to her, and immediatley strikes up a a conversation. as the nunn was raised with manners, she indulges the neckbeard hippy and ping pongs his curious questions and innuendos for a while. after a while, the hippy got straight to the point, and invited the pious lass to what would surely be the worst seven, or even ten seconds of her life... of course, being incredibly offended at the outright suggestion of such a vile, contentious encounter......she got off at the next bus stop. the driver has been watching all this in the rear mirror and, perhaps because he felt sorry for the bead-wearing dumbass, felt he should give a little advice... he turned around and said, " man, your'e going about this the way wrong way, dude......that girl aint gonna just drop trow for some neckbearded fuck who said, 'hey m'lady' on the bus!" "listen, if you really wanna bag that nunn, you gotta play her game!" "i take her to thhe cemetary every tuesday night to pray, she gets there about seven....i bet if oyu were to convince her that you're god, she'd be willing to do anything! even take a hover-hand pic!" now, this seemed like great info, and being the genius he was, the hippy hatched a plan......he was also a juggalo, so he may have hatcheted a plan..... so, come tuesday, he was at the cemetary, ready with his disguise, and sure enough, right on time came walking his prize - the pretty nunn. he let her get started into her prayers before he jumped out from behind a bush to teach her the wisdoms of atheism wearing a white robe and gold mask and yelled" woman! i am the lord your god! i command you to have sex with me!" the nunn, being a faithful servant replied, "yes lord, i'll do your will....but, can we have anal sex so i can keep my virginity?" the hippy shrugged and said, "alright" <bow-chicka-wow-wow> when the hippy was done he jumped back, pulled off his mask and said, "haha! i'm the hippy!" the nunn turned around, pulled of her mask and said, "haha - i'm the bus driver!"
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suppose a company made two different computers... one, you stick your head into, and it zaps information into you rbrain.....a la, neo...."whoa, i know kung fu" the other computer, you stick your dick in it and it.....well, does its thing...... GD would obviously get both....but... which unit would produce better sales? wchih unit is currently in production? It depends. How many memories does your dick possess? careful now......my woman reads this shit! This thread seems to have descended to the depths of GDness. Let's have a conversation about this using philosophical notation concepts and scare quotes. Three record books now exist. Each of these contain a narrative of your dick through the past and present. Your woman must choose one of these to read. The one that she chooses will be the one that she believes to be completely accurate. Which do you want her to choose from the following options? (1) The Truth about where your dick has been. (2) The truth about where your dick has been. (3) The "truth" about where your dick has been. |
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she knows the Truth about where it's been....
but I'd rather tell her the truth, not only about wehere it's been, but also about how the likes of peter north and ron jeremy ask me how i do it..... if she talks to any of my friends she'll find out the "truth" - but everybody knows about the rule of three, and i'm not good at math! if you reversed the question and asked which of those books i'd prefer to read about her, i'd say: "reading's for faggots!" 
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This one time years ago, up near Rainier, I got a rodent of unusual size in a Cracker Jack box with my good friend Sgt. Ireland. We took the jellyfish we'd been saving and created a ring to reflect the light and shield our eyes on the ascent. Unfortunately, an exceptionally warm ice storm rolled in and destroyed our hedge trimmer. We were forced to climb back down the tree when the neighbor brought up RQGJPN, pronounced rock-gee-japan, or as most people know it Rotund Quality Gestures Jingling the Pacific Northeast. He kept on about how the fats and fishmongers were subverting the agency's work. Sgt. Ireland took offense to that as his son's friend's father's step-mom had written up contracts for them pushing wheelbarrows full of ravens. Long story short, OP, I totally agree. Nice. |
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OP, is this really how you want us to remember you? Remember me? You haven't even met me  Srsly thou, this is what happens when I watched too much news. The world doesn't seem to be getting better and mankind hasn't learned from its mistakes. I was just frustrated that there seems to be so little I can do to fix it. Anybody that knows me will understand what I'm saying, most of the times I fix things and make everyone happy including me The night I posted this was just a "bender" moment 
eta- Ha, just noticed that I bumped my own stupid thread, was doing a nice cover up w/the thread title change. But since I quoted the above and didn't edit one of my previous posts with the sober update, the thread got bumped! Fark! lol oh well, serves me right posting while sober and before coffee at 4:24 am On the bright side I saw on Dr Oz the other day that one of the key things to living a long life is laughing 20 times per day, this screw up is now 1 for the day 
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