[ARCHIVED THREAD] - lighten up thread

Posted: 5/30/2009 12:08:59 PM EDT

i figured what the hell we all have bad days right soooooooooo i figured lets start a joke thread to laugh when everything sucks . ill start

Q:Whats the difference between your dick and your paycheck ?

A: You dont have to beg your so to blow your paycheck

Posted: 5/30/2009 12:10:06 PM EDT

[#1]

Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

A: Nothing, You've already told her twice !

Posted: 5/30/2009 12:16:48 PM EDT

[#2]

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

Posted: 5/30/2009 12:33:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"