Posted: 6/14/2008 2:37:27 PM EDT
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post a joke and punchline that hasnt been previously posted. a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face. the horse goes "Im a fucking horse". its funnier when your drunk |
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In the spirit of Flag Day. A little boy goes fishing with his grandpa on Flag Day. Grandma packs the boys their lunch, Grandpa gets the boat ready and throws the ice chest in back and they head off to the lake. They've been fish'n for awhile so Grandpa breaks open the paper sack that had his sandwich packed into it. The little boy says " Grandpa can I have a bite of your sammich?" Grandpa says " No, eat your PB&J that grandma made you." The little boy asks why. " well can your dick touch your asshole? " The little boy says " No grandpa it can't".If your dick doesn't touch your asshole then that means your not a man you can't have this, its for big boys. Later the little boy asks if he could have a sip of Grandpa's beer. Grandpa says " Can you dick touch your asshole? " The little boy replies with a " No it can't." Later the little boy gets the home made chocolate cookies that Grandma made for him, he unwraps them and begins to eat them. Grandpa asks if he could have a cookie.Little boys says " Grandpa can your dick touch your asshole?" Grandpa says "Yes it can, now can I have a cookie?" The little boys smiled and said " No, grandpa go fuck your self. 
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"Golfing" 3 retired gentlemen (lifelong friends) decided they would go golfing early on Christmas morning, planning to get 9 holes in before heading back to their families. As they are transferring their gear from their trunks to the golf cart in the course's parking lot, 2 of the 3 are shaking their heads sullenly. The 1 cheerful fellow asks the 1st friend, "What's the matter? I thought we were here to play some golf, not have a pity party..." The 1st man replied,"I'm sorry, but I'm just outraged at what this game of golf's cost me. I, basically, had to buy a below ground pool for my wife this month just so I wouldn't have to listen to her complaining about me golfing today." The 2nd gentleman chimed in, saying,"You got it easy, pal. I had to get a new fur coat and a rock for her finger, so I wouldn't have to hear my wife's mouth run over golfing today." The cheerful man just smiled and nodded his head. The 2 angry men looked at each other, then the obviously happy man, who quipped,"You guys are going about it all wrong. My wife doesn't care at all I'm out this morning golfing with you two." The 2 asked together,"How did you manage that?" "That's easy," he said,"I rolled over in bed this morning and said 'Honey, sex or golf.'" He winked at them both,"She said 'dress warm', and turned over."  I LOVE THAT JOKE
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