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6/12/2015 2:49:20 PM EDT

       
  Finally......


Black hair green eyes,38 with no kids,a little chunky but don't care.:D


So you guys won't have to put up with my threads about dates anymore or complaints

6/12/2015 2:50:03 PM EDT
[#1]
Good.
Log out. Get laid.
6/12/2015 2:50:52 PM EDT
[#2]
F5 mother humper!
6/12/2015 2:51:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Boo OP! Boo this man!
6/12/2015 2:51:41 PM EDT
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tonight :D


black socks heaven



 

6/12/2015 2:52:25 PM EDT
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pork that hogger!
6/12/2015 2:53:08 PM EDT
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she's not a fatty :P



 
6/12/2015 2:54:17 PM EDT
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In before the 'Bitch stole my credit cards and car thread'
6/12/2015 2:57:14 PM EDT
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For a guy who said he was gonna be celibate, you sure get laid alot.
6/12/2015 3:02:10 PM EDT
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          Finally......


Black hair green eyes,38 with no kids,a little chunky but don't care.:D


Does = hog that porker!

Er, ah, pork that hogger!

Seriously though, if you don't care, that's all that matters.
6/12/2015 3:05:33 PM EDT
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one bj in six months



 
6/12/2015 3:11:51 PM EDT
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Er, ah, pork that hogger!



Seriously though, if you don't care, that's all that matters.
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she's not a fatty :P

 





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          Finally......





Black hair green eyes,38 with no kids,a little chunky but don't care.:D





Does = hog that porker!



Er, ah, pork that hogger!



Seriously though, if you don't care, that's all that matters.
big boobs and big ass :D



 
6/12/2015 3:13:46 PM EDT
[#12]
In before preggo.

Dibs on guns and ammo fort
6/12/2015 3:15:26 PM EDT
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Did you marry her already? Not used to your new avatar.
6/12/2015 3:15:37 PM EDT
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In before breakup thread
6/12/2015 3:16:11 PM EDT
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6/12/2015 3:16:43 PM EDT
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Shit ill give you my GF
6/12/2015 3:19:48 PM EDT
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Give her the ole Chilicothe Barn Burner
6/12/2015 3:19:50 PM EDT
[#18]
Less time on GD.
6/12/2015 3:20:36 PM EDT
[#19]
38 and no kids = crazy.
6/12/2015 3:21:24 PM EDT
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          Finally......





Black hair green eyes,38 with no kids,a little chunky but don't care.:D





So you guys won't have to put up with my threads about dates anymore or complaints





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Whats his name?



 
6/12/2015 3:21:47 PM EDT
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Now onto socks of a different color
6/12/2015 3:22:12 PM EDT
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How'd it taste?



 
6/12/2015 3:22:20 PM EDT
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Whats his name?

 
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Didn't take too long for that cliche reply to pop up.



 
6/12/2015 3:22:30 PM EDT
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I have no clue what that is, and I am not looking it up, but it made me giggle.



 
6/12/2015 3:23:41 PM EDT
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For a guy who said he was gonna be celibate, you sure get laid alot.
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How'd it taste?

 




 
 

6/12/2015 3:27:32 PM EDT
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For a guy who said he was gonna be celibate, you sure get laid alot.
one bj in six months

 
How'd it taste?

 


   



There's an old joke goes like this:



You ask a guy to think back to his first BJ, tell him to close his eyes and think on it a second.

Then you ask him does he remember it?

When he says yes, you reply : "how'd it taste?"



Same vein:

Ask a guy if he ever got caught jerking off in the closet?

When he replies no, you say "good hiding place ain't it?"





 
6/12/2015 3:27:49 PM EDT
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So you've been saving them for the right guy?  
6/12/2015 3:32:39 PM EDT
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Does she have a brother??
6/12/2015 3:44:28 PM EDT
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6/12/2015 3:45:36 PM EDT
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FPNI!

Congrats ilikeporkchops!
6/12/2015 3:50:48 PM EDT
[#31]
Without pics  this thread is  
6/12/2015 3:54:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Riiiiiight.
6/12/2015 5:28:59 PM EDT
[#33]
But they brought us lulz
6/12/2015 5:30:11 PM EDT
[#34]
gone hoggin ?
6/12/2015 5:30:12 PM EDT
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We have rules OP.
6/12/2015 5:31:21 PM EDT
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          Finally......


Black hair green eyes,38 with no kids,a little chunky but don't care.:D


Does = hog that porker!

Er, ah, pork that hogger!

Seriously though, if you don't care, that's all that matters.
big boobs and big ass :D
 



oh lort i need pics!
6/12/2015 5:31:59 PM EDT
[#37]
Neva heard that before....
6/12/2015 5:32:57 PM EDT
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You know the rules, where are the pics?
6/12/2015 11:57:43 PM EDT
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6/13/2015 1:03:50 AM EDT
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Well?
6/13/2015 1:12:48 AM EDT
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awwww....living the single life vicariously through you got me through the day!









not really, but if it makes you feel better to think that well then go ahead...also, there's these things i heard about once...one thing starts with an "R", yea, RULES thats it and they...something, yea WE HAS THEM
6/13/2015 1:23:02 AM EDT
[#42]
watched a woman push her severely disabled daughter down the bike path today.

saw another woman act as power of attorney for her alcoholic best friend today.

go do something real with this date and get off ARFCOM before you're back wondering why women think you're a putz.

6/13/2015 1:30:19 AM EDT
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Without Pics we are going to assume that it's a GUY.

And judging by your thread history, Good possibility.

No judgement though if thats what floats your boat.
6/13/2015 1:42:02 AM EDT
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Harpoon that shit.
6/13/2015 2:05:03 AM EDT
[#45]
I like chunky..obese no, chunky
6/13/2015 2:12:14 AM EDT
[#46]
What the fuck op....

F5
6/13/2015 2:23:35 AM EDT
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What race does she identify with???  Is she CIS??? Has she unburden herself of her white privilege ?  

These are the important questions pork chops!!!
6/13/2015 2:40:11 AM EDT
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She's white and normal,on her way over from work right now



Rocks the rockabilly ,pin up look



 
6/13/2015 10:08:22 AM EDT
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These are the important questions pork chops!!!
She's white and normal,on her way over from work right now

Rocks the rockabilly ,pin up look
 


Nice, sounds hot.  Hope you decide to share
6/13/2015 10:20:21 AM EDT
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watched a woman push her severely disabled daughter down the bike path today.



saw another woman act as power of attorney for her alcoholic best friend today.



go do something real with this date and get off ARFCOM before you're back wondering why women think you're a putz.



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Yup.  OP, take a break from the mental masturbation that is GD.