Posted: 12/23/2012 5:18:46 PM EDT
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back when i had a beater, i would seek out people like this and park 6" off there door... i remember xmas parking at the mall 1 time back in high school, some douche parked like this and blocked my buddys door in.. so he got in the passenger side and opened his door, then laid across the front bench seats to get more leverage then using both feet, kicked his door 5 or 6 times into the side of the guys car...
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back when i had a beater, i would seek out people like this and park 6" off there door... i remember xmas parking at the mall 1 time back in high school, some douche parked like this and blocked my buddys door in.. so he got in the passenger side and opened his door, then laid across the front bench seats to get more leverage then using both feet, kicked his door 5 or 6 times into the side of the guys car... Dickless as hell. Prepare for GD ass-raping. |
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Quoted: Quoted: back when i had a beater, i would seek out people like this and park 6" off there door... i remember xmas parking at the mall 1 time back in high school, some douche parked like this and blocked my buddys door in.. so he got in the passenger side and opened his door, then laid across the front bench seats to get more leverage then using both feet, kicked his door 5 or 6 times into the side of the guys car... Dickless as hell. Prepare for GD ass-raping. guess u missed the "and blocked my buddys door in.. so he got in" |
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back when i had a beater, i would seek out people like this and park 6" off there door... i remember xmas parking at the mall 1 time back in high school, some douche parked like this and blocked my buddys door in.. so he got in the passenger side and opened his door, then laid across the front bench seats to get more leverage then using both feet, kicked his door 5 or 6 times into the side of the guys car... Dickless as hell. Prepare for GD ass-raping. Yeah, real classy OP. MPD165 |
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back when i had a beater, i would seek out people like this and park 6" off there door... i remember xmas parking at the mall 1 time back in high school, some douche parked like this and blocked my buddys door in.. so he got in the passenger side and opened his door, then laid across the front bench seats to get more leverage then using both feet, kicked his door 5 or 6 times into the side of the guys car... Dickless as hell. Prepare for GD ass-raping. Rape Rape? |
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back when i had a beater, i would seek out people like this and park 6" off there door... i remember xmas parking at the mall 1 time back in high school, some douche parked like this and blocked my buddys door in.. so he got in the passenger side and opened his door, then laid across the front bench seats to get more leverage then using both feet, kicked his door 5 or 6 times into the side of the guys car... Dickless as hell. Prepare for GD ass-raping. guess u missed the "and blocked my buddys door in.. so he got in" Parking like a dick doesn't warrant property damage. One of them is a crime. |
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