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9/29/2008 5:43:08 AM EDT
So here is the sceanrio. Your a Somali pirate... you jacked a ship with russian weapons including a bunch of T-72's. Now obviously the Somali .gov is no threat but now you have a US destroyer following you and a Russian Frigate on the way...


The USA has ROE's for these types of things i am sure but do the Russians?

So what do you do?

Bail before the russians get there?

or

Sit it out and negotiate with the Russians? We all know how well that goes...

or

say Fuck the Spetsnaz and take your chances?



Also if you bail do you think the destoyer will try and round you up? and do you think you can outrun a destoyer?
9/29/2008 6:08:15 AM EDT
[#1]
The options are all step 2, anyway.  Step 1 after finding out I stole Russian military equipment would be "change pants."
9/29/2008 6:10:12 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
So here is the sceanrio. Your a Somali pirate... you jacked a ship with russian weapons including a bunch of T-72's. Now obviously the Somali .gov is no threat but now you have a US destroyer following you and a Russian Frigate on the way...


The USA has ROE's for these types of things i am sure but do the Russians?

So what do you do?

Bail before the russians get there?

or

Sit it out and negotiate with the Russians? We all know how well that goes...

or

say Fuck the Spetsnaz and take your chances?
i35.photobucket.com/albums/d198/chanyt/Spetsnaz.jpg


Also if you bail do you think the destoyer will try and round you up? and do you think you can outrun a destoyer?


I would advise him to give up ASAP!
9/29/2008 6:11:45 AM EDT
[#3]
I'd rather be captured by the US than the Russians.  
9/29/2008 6:14:42 AM EDT
[#4]
Agreed. Dont all russian standoffs with terrorists allways end with all terrorists dead?
9/29/2008 6:17:44 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Agreed. Dont all russian standoffs with terrorists allways end with all terrorists dead?


Terrorists and hostages.

9/29/2008 6:23:23 AM EDT
[#6]
If I were a pirate, my answer would depend on whether or not I had some ammo for the tanks. Not that it would really matter, but I am pretending to be a pirate so...
9/29/2008 6:28:01 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
If I were a pirate, my answer would depend on whether or not I had some ammo for the tanks. Not that it would really matter, but I am pretending to be a pirate so...


Unless your planning on shooting thru the hull i dont think it matters...:-) and there need to be more ARRRR in your voice like a pirate..
9/29/2008 6:28:13 AM EDT
[#8]
Whats pirate for "run away"!
9/29/2008 6:30:35 AM EDT
[#9]
Really, some of you would not be very good pirates.
9/29/2008 6:31:17 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Agreed. Dont all russian standoffs with terrorists allways end with all terrorists dead?


Terrorists and hostages.



It's the only way to be sure.
9/29/2008 6:34:03 AM EDT
[#11]
The best pirates follow the tradition - Fight!  So that you may run away!

Hoist the colors ye scurvy dogs!
9/29/2008 6:35:34 AM EDT
[#12]
Scuttle the ship
9/29/2008 6:35:51 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Whats pirate for "run away"!


9/29/2008 6:37:57 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Whats pirate for "run away"!


"Yaarrrrr!!!!"
9/29/2008 6:43:33 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
The options are all step 2, anyway.  Step 1 after finding out I stole Russian military equipment would be "change pants."
+1. In Soviet Russia, military equipment steals you.

Kharn
9/29/2008 6:45:53 AM EDT
[#16]
YARRRRRR HOIST THE BLACK FLAG AND CHANGE ME PANTALONES!
9/29/2008 6:48:33 AM EDT
[#17]
What i dont understand is, Arent these shipps armed with at least small arms? The pirate boats are so small i dont think they would provide much protection from a M2?
9/29/2008 6:48:53 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If I were a pirate, my answer would depend on whether or not I had some ammo for the tanks. Not that it would really matter, but I am pretending to be a pirate so...


Unless your planning on shooting thru the hull i dont think it matters...:-) and there need to be more ARRRR in your voice like a pirate..


They have welding equipment on the ship to cut a hole in the side of the hold if they need to.


They're asking for $20M to return the ship and the tanks.  Pirates are always after only one thing:  cash.
They're in a bad situation now with very few assets and they're trying desperately to get out of it.

You want this resolved before Russia gets on scene and you want to be able to do it with your life in tact.  Surrender may be the best option.
9/29/2008 6:50:40 AM EDT
[#19]
Beach the ship and leave a note apologizing.

Change name from Mohammed to Abdul and disappear.
9/29/2008 6:53:21 AM EDT
[#20]
If the pirates were truly smart they would have bailed shortly after finding out what was on that ship...someone is going to want their 30 tanks back...generally the type of people that you don't want to screw around with. Asking for a $20M ransom was not a good idea. Predictions: They will not pass go, they will not collect $20M. They will either run away or be killed/captured by the Russians.
9/29/2008 7:04:42 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
They have welding equipment on the ship to cut a hole in the side of the hold if they need to..


I would love to see some pirate take a shot at a US Destroyer or a Russian Frigate just so i could imagine the responce....

Granted the Tanks and ship are worth more than 20 mil but i agree this is going to end bad for the pirates. Could you imagine our responce if pirates jacked a load of AH64's heading to South Korea?
9/29/2008 7:27:16 AM EDT
[#22]
It's not a hatchet, it's a shovel... just saying...


Either get away and sell some tanks, or surrender to U.S.
9/29/2008 7:27:32 AM EDT
[#23]
It seems odd that I'm rooting for the Russkies.
I sure hope that frigate has some bad asses on board.
9/29/2008 7:31:10 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
It's not a hatchet, it's a shovel... just saying...


Either get away and sell some tanks, or surrender to U.S.


pretty sure that tub wont outrun a US destroyer.. Getting away with the ship isnt an option at this point.
9/29/2008 7:34:29 AM EDT
[#25]
Surrendering to the US is the best option if you want to live.

Bailing into shark infested water sounds like a good way to die. The Russians would capture you and you would "dissappear".

Negotiating with Russia never works, they even gassed hostages so that the terrorists couldn't get away. Certain death.

Fighting Spetsnaz isn't the worst option, but since I would be a Somali pirate, I don't think my comrades would be the best people to fight spec ops troops with. Most likely end up dead, but not a bad option.

Probobly would fight, better than spending the rest of my life in GITMO.
9/29/2008 7:42:55 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If I were a pirate, my answer would depend on whether or not I had some ammo for the tanks. Not that it would really matter, but I am pretending to be a pirate so...


Unless your planning on shooting thru the hull i dont think it matters...:-) and there need to be more ARRRR in your voice like a pirate..


Don't all Pirrrrrrrate ships have a "Gunporrrrrrrt" in the side for such an occasion?

BigDozerrrrrrrrrr66
9/29/2008 8:39:34 AM EDT
[#27]
This is a lose-lose-lose terribly situation.

If they surrender to the Americans, we'd likely transfer them over to the Russians anyway, showing our "good faith" between our countries, and because it really is their business.

If they surrender to the Russians, they "disappear" or it's made to look like they didn't surrender, and the Russians had to kill them all to defend themselves.

If they fight either the US or Russia, they're going to lose spectacularly. (This is the option I would want to see on TV.)

If they try to get away, they won't make it very far in their boats.
9/29/2008 8:45:41 AM EDT
[#28]
Pirate King

I loved this movie when I was kid.  Note Kevin Kline and Angela Landsbury.
9/29/2008 8:46:22 AM EDT
[#29]
I voted negotiate, because it's closest to correct.  In fact, you simply pay the russians the money you were going to have to pay them when they completed delivery and thank them for their support.
9/29/2008 9:15:42 AM EDT
[#30]
The russians being russians, they'll take your bribe and kill you too. Deal with Americans and hope for a liberal judge
9/29/2008 9:27:58 AM EDT
[#31]
Old story not sure if its true, but I would believe it.
Back in the day when taking hostages was starting a group took soome USSR people.
Next day "Russian" kicked in a door in that town drug them all into the street and shot all but one after asking where are our people.
This group actually did not have them but they told the last one find the group or tommorrow we find you and kill you then go to another door.
The hostages where freed.
9/29/2008 9:34:54 AM EDT
[#32]
Go down in a balze of glory and take my chances with the Spetsnaz
9/29/2008 9:51:06 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Go down in a balze of glory and take my chances with the Spetsnaz

lets just say you repel the Spetsnaz... What will you do when faced with a ship to ship cruise missle coming in at you at mach 2? Im pretty sure that will rip that tub in two.
9/29/2008 9:56:50 AM EDT
[#34]
You're fucked.


Negotiating with Russians will end in your death...


Might as well go out in a blaze of glory.




9/29/2008 9:58:11 AM EDT
[#35]
Parlay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9/29/2008 9:58:42 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
You're fucked.


Negotiating with Russians will end in your death...


Might as well go out in a blaze of glory.

i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh53/bloatingfloater/misc/ghettobattleshipmg4.jpg




W T F
9/29/2008 10:00:28 AM EDT
[#37]
Has an ADCAP ever been launched on a "real" target?
9/29/2008 10:03:43 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
Has an ADCAP ever been launched on a "real" target?


one could only hope...

9/29/2008 10:04:45 AM EDT
[#39]
I dont know whats funnier, that it was blown in half, or that the bigger half stayed afloat...
9/29/2008 10:06:16 AM EDT
[#40]
chain the tanks down to the deck to use for deck guns and go down fighting.

SW
9/29/2008 10:07:43 AM EDT
[#41]
I forsee new pictures of people wearing life jackets/Moldavia type pics.
9/29/2008 10:15:44 AM EDT
[#42]
If they were smart, they would have stripped off the easy to fence parts and scuttled the ship with the tanks still on board.  Pirate bonehead move #1 was taking a Russian transport, but the "ransom" demand was taking stupidity to a whole new level.
9/29/2008 10:19:45 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Parlay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This should be one of the poll choices!
9/29/2008 10:22:17 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
Whats pirate for "run away"!

Aaaarrrrr!


duh!
9/29/2008 10:22:35 AM EDT
[#45]
Generally - the Russians don't negotiate.  Their responses to matters like this can't be quite brutal (and I don't mean just boarding the ship and killing the bad guys).
9/29/2008 10:27:15 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
Generally - the Russians don't negotiate.  Their responses to matters like this can't be quite brutal (and I don't mean just boarding the ship and killing the bad guys).


One can only hope
9/29/2008 11:25:06 AM EDT
[#47]
I'm sure the Russians will be VERY Kind & Understanding.

After explaining the error of their naughty pirate ways to the somalians, I'm sure the Russians will let them go free.  (assuming those Pirates can swim through the heavily shark infested waters the many miles back to shore!  )

I mean, it avoids the long legal delays and issues of an American Court, it is environmentally friendly (no mess to clean up!) and a very valuable lesson is learned by all parties!

BIGGER_HAMMER
9/29/2008 11:26:31 AM EDT
[#48]
Load up the T-72's and fire them from the deck.
9/29/2008 11:31:38 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
I'm sure the Russians will be VERY Kind & Understanding.

After explaining the error of their naughty pirate ways to the somalians, I'm sure the Russians will let them go free.  (assuming those Pirates can swim through the heavily shark infested waters the many miles back to shore!  )

I mean, it avoids the long legal delays and issues of an American Court, it is environmentally friendly (no mess to clean up!) and a very valuable lesson is learned by all parties!

BIGGER_HAMMER


you ALWAYS leave one to warn the others...
9/29/2008 11:48:08 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
I dont know whats funnier, that it was blown in half, or that the bigger half stayed afloat...


Compartmented construction FTW.

Generally, RO-RO commercial vessels don't have it.  Just saying.  



I sincerely hope the rest of the crew (they killed one already) makes it out safely.
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