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2/24/2016 5:04:12 PM EDT
at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
2/24/2016 5:07:02 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
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Mine only hurt for a day or so.

 
2/24/2016 5:08:33 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
Mine only hurt for a day or so.  

lucky
2/24/2016 5:10:23 PM EDT
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Why would a doctor want to hide your cat?
2/24/2016 5:11:54 PM EDT
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Mine didn't hurt at all. It was a little exciting when the nurse pulled it out.  
2/24/2016 5:12:18 PM EDT
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huh?
2/24/2016 5:12:40 PM EDT
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Shit I use them all the time for long gaming sessions. that and poop socks.. Im sorry you have a tiny dick..
2/24/2016 5:13:53 PM EDT
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huh?


Hint: google search cathider

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2/24/2016 5:14:10 PM EDT
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Shit I use them all the time for long gaming sessions. that and poop socks.. Im sorry you have a tiny dick..
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oh fuck...you bad
2/24/2016 5:14:39 PM EDT
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2/24/2016 5:15:11 PM EDT
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You don't really have a choice with some surgeries so I'm not sure why you think you get to decide. My wife makes fun of the guys on her floor that are wusses about a cath. lol Maybe you needed a child size one. lol
2/24/2016 5:16:12 PM EDT
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2/24/2016 5:16:13 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
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lol,

good luck ever having surgery without a catheter.

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mine never "hurt", but it did feel numb(ish) for about a day.


and at "mental anguish"..  (you had "MEN" in your thread title, be one)
2/24/2016 5:19:48 PM EDT
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After a car accident in 03 I had a cathider in my unit for close to 6 months.  Did yon know that your bladder, like your muscles will atrophy?  After six months of my bladder not having to do any work, when I finally had the cathider removed, I had to re-potty train myself.

At 19 years of age, and sitting in college algebra, pissing your pants is about as embarrassing as it gets.
2/24/2016 5:20:12 PM EDT
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Just making fun of your spelling
2/24/2016 5:20:22 PM EDT
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When they pull it out feels like they're pulling the life right out of you.
2/24/2016 5:24:17 PM EDT
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Not as bad as having the chest tubes pulled.
2/24/2016 5:25:47 PM EDT
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Shit I use them all the time for long gaming sessions. that and poop socks.. Im sorry you have a tiny dick..
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Real operators used the Real Steel kit, Wag Bag










 
2/24/2016 5:26:18 PM EDT
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Ha!

I cathed MYSELF after gallbladder surgery because I couldn't pee.
SWEET RELIEF!!!!!

2/24/2016 5:27:20 PM EDT
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ETA: OP it's catheter doesn't your computer have spell check?
2/24/2016 5:29:39 PM EDT
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After a car accident in 03 I had a cathider in my unit for close to 6 months.  Did yon know that your bladder, like your muscles will atrophy?  After six months of my bladder not having to do any work, when I finally had the cathider removed, I had to re-potty train myself.

At 19 years of age, and sitting in college algebra, pissing your pants is about as embarrassing as it gets.
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I can think of several more embarrassing things
2/24/2016 5:30:41 PM EDT
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Hahaha hahaha
2/24/2016 5:33:50 PM EDT
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2/24/2016 5:35:20 PM EDT
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Mine didn't hurt at all. It was a little exciting when the nurse pulled it out.  
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2/24/2016 5:36:11 PM EDT
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Mine was only a bit painful after the first time or two I took a whiz.
Since I use my dick for fun maybe it's strong enough to just shrug off a cath.
2/24/2016 5:38:19 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
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Those sorts of problems are only an issue when the catheter is used on a small penis.











2/24/2016 5:39:10 PM EDT
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Had Button TURP about 6 weeks ago (still home on sick leave), catheter needed for 24hrs to ensure my raw plumbing didn't seal shut.
I'm somewhat pain-tolerant (had a broken forearm reset w/o anesthetic) but even on Norco I nearly hit the ceiling when they pulled the catheter out across the open surgery site.
Next time, just kill me. Please...
2/24/2016 5:42:11 PM EDT
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Yes I am sure it is much easier for them to let you piss over the OR table, PACU, and hospital beds.
2/24/2016 5:45:51 PM EDT
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Apparently you need a professional to help you with that.


A professional cowboy.?!?

2/24/2016 5:45:56 PM EDT
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My mom warned me about getting a spinal anaesthesia when I had knee surgery. She claimed she had to do several catheters because of them and told me I wouldn't like that, I went with the general anesthesia and pissed just fine after surgery.
2/24/2016 5:48:13 PM EDT
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There's an entire fetish sect revolving around tubes being shoved in dick holes.  You're just not freaky enough.
2/24/2016 5:52:39 PM EDT
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or gummy worms..
2/24/2016 5:57:43 PM EDT
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Haven't had one yet, but from talking with some guys that had them done, the pleasure of taking a piss was much better than the discomfort of pulling it out.  Might want to go see the doc again.
2/24/2016 5:58:19 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
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Yeah, wait until they tell you they need to shove a camera up there instead of a little tube.
2/24/2016 6:01:12 PM EDT
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Did the cat hider fuck up your grammar or has it always been this bad?
2/24/2016 6:01:49 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
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You should have started with a hamster hider and then worked you way up.
2/24/2016 6:04:35 PM EDT
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I had one after a spinal surgery, was surprised when I came to, did a function check, toes move, feet legs, I'm breathing, etc.
After a while I noticed the bag on my bed rail.
Made a deal with nurses, if I could get up and walk the ward, Doc said it could be removed.

No pain at all, but it was done after a shot of dilaudid.
Was about 16 hours post op.
And, I 'peed' about a litre on my own after removal, or I was told it was going back in, I was out when it was inserted, of course.
2/24/2016 6:07:34 PM EDT
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When I had the 2 surgeries on my Achilles tendon, I was cath'd both times. No ill affects afterward and didn't notice any kind of discomfort afterward.
2/24/2016 6:10:39 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
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Would you rather wear a diaper?
2/24/2016 6:11:34 PM EDT
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Yeah, wait until they tell you they need to shove a camera up there instead of a little tube.
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over


Yeah, wait until they tell you they need to shove a camera up there instead of a little tube.



fuck does the camera hurt, pissed blood off and on for 2 days.
2/24/2016 6:17:02 PM EDT
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When I had the 2 surgeries on my Achilles tendon, I was cath'd both times. No ill affects afterward and didn't notice any kind of discomfort afterward.  
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Wish I could say that.  I think they left the first one I ever had inflated when they removed it.  Hurt like hell and left the plumbing reamed oversized, with a resulting loss of ejaculation range due to pressure loss.  But I can now piss a urine stream like garden hose.
2/24/2016 6:17:30 PM EDT
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I woke up with one didn't hurt but I was on meds.
2/24/2016 6:18:24 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over


Would you rather wear a diaper?

nope..my wife can hang around and hold the p bottle!!!lol..fuck,i get sick just thinking about them pulling it out!
2/24/2016 6:18:54 PM EDT
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fuck does the camera hurt, pissed blood off and on for 2 days.
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over


Yeah, wait until they tell you they need to shove a camera up there instead of a little tube.



fuck does the camera hurt, pissed blood off and on for 2 days.


Yup it sucked!
2/24/2016 6:19:06 PM EDT
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After a car accident in 03 I had a cathider in my unit for close to 6 months.  Did yon know that your bladder, like your muscles will atrophy?  After six months of my bladder not having to do any work, when I finally had the cathider removed, I had to re-potty train myself.

At 19 years of age, and sitting in college algebra, pissing your pants is about as embarrassing as it gets.
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Should have used a condom-cath while re-training your bladder.
2/24/2016 6:35:26 PM EDT
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I cathed MYSELF after gallbladder surgery because I couldn't pee.
SWEET RELIEF!!!!!

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I had gallbladder surgery one week ago, today.  No issues with not peeing but now I'm wondering if I was cathed while under and during the surgery.

Hmmm.
2/24/2016 6:48:56 PM EDT
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at all cost,DO NOT EVER let a doctor give you a cathider!..i had surgery 12 days ago.i did not know they would give me one..my dick still hurts and is not right!i may have to file suit for emotional anguish!...fuck that!..i was naive!dont make the same mistake guys!...mini rant over
Mine only hurt for a day or so.  


Mine was in for 3-4 days and by the time they took it out, my pee hole had stretched it didn't hurt as much.
Thank GOD everyday he blessed me recovery.
2/24/2016 7:19:37 PM EDT
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I've never shared this with anybody, but I feel like I can share with GD. When I was 16 I had a catheter for about a month while I was in the hospital. And one night I woke up after a weird dream and noticed... I had a wet dream with a catheter.
2/24/2016 7:22:49 PM EDT
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lol,

good luck ever having surgery without a catheter.
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lol,

good luck ever having surgery without a catheter.


I've had numerous surgeries and if I ever had one, it was put in and taken out when I was under.
2/24/2016 7:45:04 PM EDT
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I had gallbladder surgery one week ago, today.  No issues with not peeing but now I'm wondering if I was cathed while under and during the surgery.

Hmmm.
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I cathed MYSELF after gallbladder surgery because I couldn't pee.
SWEET RELIEF!!!!!




I had gallbladder surgery one week ago, today.  No issues with not peeing but now I'm wondering if I was cathed while under and during the surgery.

Hmmm.


Had my gallbladder out this year and didn't know I had been catheterized until the nurse told me.  In and out when I was knocked out.
2/24/2016 7:47:59 PM EDT
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Yes, that is a rather "special" moment.


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