Posted: 11/26/2006 5:34:28 AM EDT
| im in the check out line at the local grocery.and this tiny black kid about 5-6 years old comes up to me and says ''hey man give me $5 bucks''i look at him and smile, cute kid shaved head,no menace just some little kid.so i just smile and turn back around,i feel a tug on my coat i turn to look at the kid and he says,hey man cmon 5 bucks.so im thinking oh WTF i reach into my pocket get the $5 and am about to give it to the kid when a very lrge woman comes up and yells''damon,what the fuck you doing?dent i tell yo black ass dont take nutin from stangers.I smile at the woman an say something like ''oh......well..its''and she says an what da fuck is you doing givin money to ma boy fo?you shood know beta.Now everybodys looking at me,and they aint friendly sympathetic looks either.im shitting my pants now i look to the cashier for a little back up and she says ''ify was you id get muy ass the fuck out''.that was all i needed to hear i very unashamedly made a sprint for my car that would have got me qualified for the olympics all the while fighting to control my bowels.this was the single most fucked up thing that has happened to me in a while.now i know some of you are gonna pile on to bust my balls,but just tell me first how you would have handled this multi faceted delema?there was just so many ways to get fucked here.A.i could have got my ass kicked in the store.B.the cops would have arrested me for who the fuck knows what the mother was jumping to conclusings over.or C, all of the above. |
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1. Ignore the stupid ass kid. 2. Why in the world would you EVER give ANYONE money? If it was a life threatening emergency maybe? But.....this? 3. Where on God's green earth are you shopping? Sounds like you should find a new area to live/shop. 4. Paragraphs are your friend. -Althor |
<---------What you should have done.
+1 I wonder about someone who uses the term multi faceted but thinks were is spelled w-h-e-r-e |
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