[ARCHIVED THREAD] - simple swedish (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/8/2012 5:46:05 AM EDT
Enjoy ya'll! 
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Quoted: No wonder all the Scandinavians know 15 languages. I'd be shopping around for another language too if English had those crazy rules. 4 four for fore "fore!" (golf) foar (urban shit) foor (more urban shit) Just wait until you get into Arabic and Hebrew where the Furtive Patah will kick your ass.  |
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No wonder all the Scandinavians know 15 languages. I'd be shopping around for another language too if English had those crazy rules. 4 four for fore "fore!" (golf) foar (urban shit) foor (more urban shit) Just wait until you get into Arabic and Hebrew where the Furtive Patah will kick your ass.
The advantage English has is that we don't have many hard rules, so we can just make it up as we go. That's much easier to learn, right?
Furtive Patah sounds like an Indian guy with a turban looking to beat me for something. |
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Quoted: Quoted: He needs to learn to tie a proper knot. Teh knoten is teh failen. Swedes rarely wear ties. I have only worn one a handful of times. Interesting... I did learn about the 'en' thing from the video. Over the years, when I've heard the Swedish language faked, every word seems to be followed by 'en' (Swedish Chef anybody?). |
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Quoted: Scandinavian grammar is actually pretty simple, but almost IMPOSSIBLE to learn, because there are NOT hard and fast rules for a lot of the thing (like the endings of words), but the native Danish, Swedish or Norwegian can simple TELL if it's right or wrong.  Sure easy peasy... |
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Scandinavian grammar is actually pretty simple, but almost IMPOSSIBLE to learn, because there are NOT hard and fast rules for a lot of the thing (like the endings of words), but the native Danish, Swedish or Norwegian can simple TELL if it's right or wrong.
Sure easy peasy...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Danish isn't a language, it's a speech impediment. |
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Scandinavian grammar is actually pretty simple, but almost IMPOSSIBLE to learn, because there are NOT hard and fast rules for a lot of the thing (like the endings of words), but the native Danish, Swedish or Norwegian can simple TELL if it's right or wrong.
Sure easy peasy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Danish isn't a language, it's a speech impediment. If they stopped eating potatoes all the time... And so we don't let the Norwegians feel left out.
Edit: From what I can gather, he's reading one of those "Dangers while swimming" instruction lists that is written in Norwegian. He's Danish, however, so he's reading it as if it was written in Danish. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Scandinavian grammar is actually pretty simple, but almost IMPOSSIBLE to learn, because there are NOT hard and fast rules for a lot of the thing (like the endings of words), but the native Danish, Swedish or Norwegian can simple TELL if it's right or wrong. Sure easy peasy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBkDanish isn't a language, it's a speech impediment. |
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I would pay good money for a big bag right now  |
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Quoted: They're like crack! I would pay good money for a big bag right now |
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Quoted: I would pay good money for a big bag right now Not available in Turkey or where you're at ATM. I'll send you some if need be. |
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Quoted: Quoted: They're like crack! I would pay good money for a big bag right now We have jelly bears and other similar stuff aplenty but it's nothing like them |
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Quoted: Quoted: I would pay good money for a big bag right now Not available in Turkey or where you're at ATM. I'll send you some if need be. It's ok man but thank you for the offer, much appreciated. |
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Are those made of salt? |
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Quoted: Are those made of salt? They are made of awesome and crack cocaine. |
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Scandinavian grammar is actually pretty simple, but almost IMPOSSIBLE to learn, because there are NOT hard and fast rules for a lot of the thing (like the endings of words), but the native Danish, Swedish or Norwegian can simple TELL if it's right or wrong.
Sure easy peasy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Danish isn't a language, it's a speech impediment. If they stopped eating potatoes all the time... And so we don't let the Norwegians feel left out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK3bog-O3w4
Edit: From what I can gather, he's reading one of those "Dangers while swimming" instruction lists that is written in Norwegian. He's Danish, however, so he's reading it as if it was written in Danish. That was friggin hilarious!!! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Are those made of salt? They are made of awesome and crack cocaine. And that is no exaggeration. In a heroin coating. |
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+1 on the swedish fish crowd.
@Doc: I'll bring you some from the US! We can airlift some into Berlin! Operation Swedish Fish is a go... I repeat.. is a GO! Negative, abort mission, I repeat, abort mission. I'm in MUNICH, not BERLIN. Your heading is about 300mls off!
Operation Swedish Fish will continue, including an airlift from TX. to TUR. via GER. 
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+1 on the swedish fish crowd.
@Doc: I'll bring you some from the US! We can airlift some into Berlin! Operation Swedish Fish is a go... I repeat.. is a GO! Negative, abort mission, I repeat, abort mission. I'm in MUNICH, not BERLIN. Your heading is about 300mls off!
Operation Swedish Fish will continue, including an airlift from TX. to TUR. via GER. Is operation, export hot German chicks to Arizona, still a go? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: +1 on the swedish fish crowd. @Doc: I'll bring you some from the US! We can airlift some into Berlin! Operation Swedish Fish is a go... I repeat.. is a GO! Negative, abort mission, I repeat, abort mission. I'm in MUNICH, not BERLIN. Your heading is about 300mls off! Operation Swedish Fish will continue, including an airlift from TX. to TUR. via GER. Is operation, export hot German chicks to Arizona, still a go? no, I'm importing all the hot german chicks to Turkey  I'll need a semi load of chloroform. Fuck yeah Swedish fish
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[Is operation, export hot German chicks to Arizona, still a go? Roger that. Just waiting on the Rohypnol to arrive. 
no, I'm importing all the hot german chicks to Turkey
I'll need a semi load of chloroform. Fuck yeah Swedish fish Doc, and that's the only way to get them to Turkey... Or the tourist chicks in Side, Alanya, Kemer or Belek.
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Brio scoffs at your stupid fishes: http://godisbloggen.se/wp-content/uploads/bilder/brio_blogg.jpg Need evidence to determine. Mail me some.
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Brio scoffs at your stupid fishes: http://godisbloggen.se/wp-content/uploads/bilder/brio_blogg.jpg Need evidence to determine. Mail me some.
I don't know, they are not for the novice user. If you think the fishes are crack cocaine then those will be ambrosia laced with virgin valkyries. You just can't... stop... eating them. |
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Quoted: Quoted: [Is operation, export hot German chicks to Arizona, still a go? Roger that. Just waiting on the Rohypnol to arrive. no, I'm importing all the hot german chicks to Turkey I'll need a semi load of chloroform. Fuck yeah Swedish fish Doc, and that's the only way to get them to Turkey... Or the tourist chicks in Side, Alanya, Kemer or Belek. You mean the 67 year old British pensioners? Fuck yeah  |
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Brio scoffs at your stupid fishes: http://godisbloggen.se/wp-content/uploads/bilder/brio_blogg.jpg Need evidence to determine. Mail me some.
I don't know, they are not for the novice user. If you think the fishes are crack cocaine then those will be ambrosia laced with virgin valkyries. You just can't... stop... eating them. Novice user?! I'm a hard-core candy junkie, I think I can take it!!
You mean the 67 year old British pensioners? Fuck yeah
Doc, those are the right women for you, lotsa experience!!
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Brio scoffs at your stupid fishes: http://godisbloggen.se/wp-content/uploads/bilder/brio_blogg.jpg Found them!! Any other shit from there you can recommend? candyyyyyyyyyyy |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Brio scoffs at your stupid fishes: http://godisbloggen.se/wp-content/uploads/bilder/brio_blogg.jpg Need evidence to determine. Mail me some. I don't know, they are not for the novice user. If you think the fishes are crack cocaine then those will be ambrosia laced with virgin valkyries. You just can't... stop... eating them. Novice user?! I'm a hard-core candy junkie, I think I can take it!! You mean the 67 year old British pensioners? Fuck yeah Doc, those are the right women for you, lotsa experience!! I've had to put foley catheters in enough old women to last me a lifetime. I'm not putting anything else, including my dick in them. |
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Brio scoffs at your stupid fishes: http://godisbloggen.se/wp-content/uploads/bilder/brio_blogg.jpg Found them!! Any other shit from there you can recommend? candyyyyyyyyyyy You want these ones as well and these And this box for special occasions, but remember: the second layer is offlimits until the first one is empty. |