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10/11/2005 10:40:46 AM EDT
i'm helping come up with smartass phrases for artsy craftsy shit this girl is doing but i'm drawing a blank on one particular thing so help me out.

this particular piece has two frogs made out of empty beer cans on a wooden platform.  both frogs are sans their back legs and up on crutches..............

best i can come up with is, "fucking cajuns"

so yall help me caption.
10/11/2005 10:44:01 AM EDT
[#1]
Sounds like some kinda PETA display.
10/11/2005 10:44:52 AM EDT
[#2]
Legless beercan frogs?  I can't even picture that, much less name it.
10/11/2005 10:46:33 AM EDT
[#3]
"Tastes Like Chicken"
10/11/2005 10:48:25 AM EDT
[#4]
"Man, I hate the French!"
10/11/2005 10:48:35 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
i'm helping come up with smartass phrases for artsy craftsy shit this girl is doing but i'm drawing a blank on one particular thing so help me out.

this particular piece has two frogs made out of empty beer cans on a wooden platform.  both frogs are sans their back legs and up on crutches..............

best i can come up with is, "fucking cajuns"

so yall help me caption.



"Tastes like chicken... my ass."

"Eat More Chicken!"
10/11/2005 10:51:20 AM EDT
[#6]
"We drank our asses off last night..."

"When they said beer had 'hops' in it, we should have asked to leave."

TRG
10/11/2005 10:51:45 AM EDT
[#7]
Who in the fuck makes animal arts and crafts out of beer cans in the first place?


(Oooooh sorry.  I didn't see where you're from).

Anyway, I would try,

"Hey, my Polish parent's 1970's basement rec room just called.  They said they want their old wire spool table centerpiece back."


Or you could possibly try,



"Hey, Minnie Pearl just called.  You're a cunt!"
10/11/2005 10:52:35 AM EDT
[#8]
Nice shoes?
10/11/2005 10:52:50 AM EDT
[#9]
how about "what a piece of crap!"
10/11/2005 10:53:44 AM EDT
[#10]
"Buzzed"
"By"
"Her"



10/11/2005 10:54:52 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
"We drank our asses off last night..."

"When they said beer had 'hops' in it, we should have asked to leave."

TRG



i worry about you sometimes
10/11/2005 10:55:26 AM EDT
[#12]
"You mean they just rip the legs off live frogs and toss the frog back in the water?"
10/11/2005 10:55:55 AM EDT
[#13]
"But Noooo.  You said that Canada had better health care. . ."
10/11/2005 10:55:59 AM EDT
[#14]
"Damned 'leg men' ...!"


"So does this mean we get 100 percent disability?"


"That's it.  Next time I see lights at night, I'm HIDING."


"Great.  We WASTED all that money on dancing lessons."


CJ
10/11/2005 11:00:06 AM EDT
[#15]


"Hello my baby,
  Hello my darlin',
Hello my ragtime gal..."
10/11/2005 11:05:22 AM EDT
[#16]
"I hate Illegal Aliens"
Oh wait, just slipped out, that doesn't have anything to do with the topic at hand.

Never mind, carry on.
10/11/2005 1:14:50 PM EDT
[#17]
Great tasting, less filling
10/11/2005 1:16:47 PM EDT
[#18]
"This beats bumping my ass when I hop"
10/11/2005 1:17:10 PM EDT
[#19]
"Time to sell the bicycles."
10/11/2005 1:18:39 PM EDT
[#20]
"Fucking things go right through the lily pads. "
10/11/2005 1:19:33 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
...

"Tastes like chicken,... my ass."

"Eat More Chicken!"




Hmmmmmm.......

I might go back for seconds.

ETA:

Great Odihns Raven!!! how did I fuck that one up??? i swear I thought SP1 Girl had posted that.....
10/11/2005 1:20:01 PM EDT
[#22]
You wanted kegs? I thought you said legs!

BigDozer66
10/11/2005 1:20:33 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Who in the fuck makes animal arts and crafts out of beer cans in the first place?


(Oooooh sorry.  I didn't see where you're from).

Anyway, I would try,

"Hey, my Polish parent's 1970's basement rec room just called.  They said they want their old wire spool table centerpiece back."


Or you could possibly try,



"Hey, Minnie Pearl just called.  You're a cunt!"




Are those 'script meds you're taking??? or just a lil' ol' garden variety self-medication????


10/11/2005 1:36:52 PM EDT
[#24]
They done looted my legs, up in here up in here.
10/11/2005 1:38:31 PM EDT
[#25]
In your snottyest tone "XXX kind of beer would go much better with frog legs"


I used 45 on this??
10/11/2005 1:52:29 PM EDT
[#26]
"Land mines I've heard of....but never lily pad mines!!!!! Sneaky Cajuns..."
10/11/2005 6:12:49 PM EDT
[#27]



"It's says we're not eligible for disability because everything is bush's fault."


10/11/2005 6:18:59 PM EDT
[#28]
"Why don't you go light a candle or something...you know, something USEFUL?"



10/12/2005 10:44:03 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Who in the fuck makes animal arts and crafts out of beer cans in the first place?


(Oooooh sorry.  I didn't see where you're from).

Anyway, I would try,

"Hey, my Polish parent's 1970's basement rec room just called.  They said they want their old wire spool table centerpiece back."


Or you could possibly try,



"Hey, Minnie Pearl just called.  You're a cunt!"



Actually, *this* should be the caption.  It would make a great one.  Art making fun of the pretension of art....... now *that's* funny and deep.
10/12/2005 12:19:10 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/DVR9/frog2.gif

"Hello my baby,
  Hello my darlin',
Hello my ragtime gal..."




What is that frog's name?

Ruthorford T. Frog?
10/12/2005 12:25:18 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/DVR9/frog2.gif

"Hello my baby,
  Hello my darlin',
Hello my ragtime gal..."




What is that frog's name?

Ruthorford T. Frog?



Michigan J. Frog.  
10/12/2005 12:52:38 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/DVR9/frog2.gif

"Hello my baby,
  Hello my darlin',
Hello my ragtime gal..."




What is that frog's name?

Ruthorford T. Frog?



Michigan J. Frog.  



He was also the inspiration for the awesome spoof by the chest-burster alien in Spaceballs.  
10/13/2005 1:21:27 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
i'm helping come up with smartass phrases for artsy craftsy shit this girl is doing but i'm drawing a blank on one particular thing so help me out.

this particular piece has two frogs made out of empty beer cans on a wooden platform.  both frogs are sans their back legs and up on crutches..............

best i can come up with is, "fucking cajuns"

so yall help me caption.



What in the hell are you posting about, FROGS, of all dam things, FROGS! I think your losing your mind, brother you should drink more and dont stop, i am worring about you!!!
10/13/2005 1:29:21 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
In your snottyest tone "XXX kind of beer would go much better with frog legs"


I used 45 on this??



At least now you can start posting more to work up to a good 223 post!
10/13/2005 1:39:27 PM EDT
[#35]
"I don't care what you say, I'm not crossing that road again"
10/13/2005 1:41:49 PM EDT
[#36]
"Let's call a cab"