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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - squirrel issue

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:35:07 PM EDT

I have a squirrel in the shed. I want him out. What is the fastest way?

I also have a few ground hogs under the shed but I'll take care of that one. They are constantly out from under the shed. They are slower and will sit up and look at you.

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:36:49 PM EDT

[#1]

Trap and drown, or 22.

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:37:21 PM EDT

[#2]

.22 or .410

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:44:05 PM EDT

[#3]

50lb of Tannerite.

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:44:42 PM EDT

[#4]

just tell southend to go home

hez drunk again

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:45:15 PM EDT

[#5]

Trap.

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:46:29 PM EDT

[#6]

.22 subsonic with a can. Works everytime.

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:47:35 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
50lb of Tannerite.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY.

Sorry, force of habit.

That is actually a winning idea right there.

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:48:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:48:35 PM EDT

[#9]

Do you have a flamethrower, or access to one?

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:48:49 PM EDT

[#10]

Burn it to the ground.

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:52:44 PM EDT

[#11]

I'd light the shed on fire and film it.

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:54:11 PM EDT

[#12]

Rattlesnake?

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:56:59 PM EDT

[#13]

The only problem I have with shooting them is that it is always in the shed. I never see it outside. What about poison? Do they like sweet smelling liquids?

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:57:42 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
.22 subsonic with a can. Works everytime.

A can? Lol good one

Posted: 5/7/2013 6:59:59 PM EDT

[#15]

I guarantee he will leave the shed

Posted: 5/7/2013 7:00:43 PM EDT

[#16]

open the door?

oh wait this is GD kill it with fire!!!!

Posted: 5/7/2013 7:59:41 PM EDT

[#17]

get a rat trap with peanut butter and get a box trap for the hog sinple

Posted: 5/7/2013 8:06:38 PM EDT

[#18]

Get a bird feeder with a nut grabber, like this one:

Posted: 5/7/2013 8:07:44 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 5/7/2013 9:54:57 PM EDT

[#20]

I prefer 17HMR, I keep my 17 handy, kill a few of them every now and than when I get too many on the bird feeder. Even shot a mouse with the 17, that was an interesting site. Trap with bait might work best though if you don't want to put some holes in your shed.

Posted: 5/7/2013 9:58:41 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Get a bird feeder with a nut grabber, like this one:

http://i.imgur.com/ca52yA8.jpg

Motherfucker. I just bruised both my knees.

Posted: 5/7/2013 10:00:30 PM EDT

[#22]

M60?

Posted: 5/7/2013 10:07:13 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Burn it to the ground.

I came in to post the testicle lynching picture but, since I was beaten, deploying burners also seems reasonable.

Posted: 5/7/2013 10:24:02 PM EDT

[#24]

Squirrels like the d-con rat poison.

Posted: 5/7/2013 10:56:43 PM EDT

[#25]

Pellet rifle.

Posted: 5/7/2013 11:06:09 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Get a bird feeder with a nut grabber, like this one:

http://i.imgur.com/ca52yA8.jpg

Posted: 5/8/2013 6:02:04 AM EDT

[#27]

put a dog in the shed.

Posted: 5/8/2013 10:21:55 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Squirrels like the d-con rat poison.

thanks.

i'll try this before i burn the fucker down.

Posted: 5/8/2013 10:23:35 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I have a squirrel in the shed. I want him out. What is the fastest way?

I also have a few ground hogs under the shed but I'll take care of that one. They are constantly out from under the shed. They are slower and will sit up and look at you.

Buy a Boa Constrictor Imperator full grown and put in the shed. Squirrel will be gone in a day, groundhogs within a week.

Posted: 5/8/2013 10:35:06 AM EDT

[#30]

Rat trap screwed to location squirrel can reach put peanut butter on trap as bait ..dismount and thow in garbage....

Posted: 5/8/2013 10:39:20 AM EDT

[#31]

This solution is not nearly as fun as tannerite or fire, but works damn well.

2 inch hose. Exhaust pipe.

Posted: 5/8/2013 10:40:39 AM EDT

[#32]

Got a bb gun and a 40sw round?

Posted: 5/8/2013 10:45:44 AM EDT

[#33]

Hava-Heart trap. Put cheerios, peanuts, popcorn whatever in it. Catch critters. Shoot critters. Dispose of critters.

Posted: 5/8/2013 10:54:17 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Hava-Heart trap. Put cheerios, peanuts, popcorn whatever in it. Catch critters. Shoot critters. Dispose of critters.

This is actually a good idea. if you trap and release they can run the firing line.

Posted: 5/8/2013 10:58:24 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hava-Heart trap. Put cheerios, peanuts, popcorn whatever in it. Catch critters. Shoot critters. Dispose of critters.

This is actually a good idea. if you trap and release they can run the firing line.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

Trap, shoot, repeat.

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:08:13 AM EDT

[#36]

can you put out a squirrel feeder and then shoot it legally?

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:15:59 AM EDT

[#37]

Do not use rat poison unless you like the smell of rotted flesh as it will die in an area of the shed that you can not retrieve it from.

Get a cheap live trap from SportsmansGuide or get one from Tractor Supply Company, etc. Bait it with peanut butter, etc. You will catch it in no time and then relocate down the road or dispose of another way.

Rat trap will work but make sure you check it before the dead squirrel feeds the maggots

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:18:51 AM EDT

[#38]

.22 and squirrel dumplings, mmm, mmm, good.

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:27:15 AM EDT

[#39]

Tell the bear to park his bike in the shed.

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:29:25 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Rattlesnake?

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/squirrel-riding-snake.jpg

Now thats something you don't see everyday.

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:32:19 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Pellet rifle.

Grew up in southern cali- squirells can do a number on an avacado tree- the afore mentioned tool worked every time.

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:33:58 AM EDT

[#42]

Crazy dog

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:35:17 AM EDT

[#43]

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:36:24 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Rattlesnake?

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/squirrel-riding-snake.jpg

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:37:01 AM EDT

[#45]

Posted: 5/8/2013 11:57:48 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
http://www.digitalperf.com/pix/rg.jpg

Posted: 5/8/2013 12:00:44 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Got a bb gun and a 40sw round?

I see what you did there

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