Posted: 7/10/2006 8:51:48 PM EDT
I had a funeral to go to today. The funeral was held about 10 miles out of town at a little country church. The church is very cute. In fact here's a picture of it: On the way to the service I drank a 1 liter bottle of diet pepsi. By the time the service was over my eyes were floating so I asked where they ladies room was. There were a few stifled laughs as I was instructed 'out back.' So out back I go and I find Ladies Room which was right next to the Mens room. They were outhouses. The funny thing was that there was two seats in both rooms. Well I got in and got my dressed hiked up [I'll spare you the details] and sat down to do my business when a woman comes in to use the hole next to me. I was a little embarrassed [okay a lot embarrassed] and said "I'll be done in a minute!" when she announced rather huffy "Well there's two holes isn't there?" I guess I'm just not as rustic as I thought I was. There's somethings I do not need an audience for! |
 Ah yes. TBK1 that is too funny! I would die laughing if the gal next to me let loose! Reminds me of taking Wyatt to the bathroom when he didn't want to go with me. After pitching a bit of a fit he reluctantly went but made 'gas' noises in the stall next to me. I was so embarrassed I wanted to leave the little twerp in the stall! |
