Posted: 8/4/2006 7:25:55 PM EDT
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LOL I was in a stupid-ass foreign language workshop today, and this woman was giving examples of vocab acquisition techniques. She was giving definitions, and people were supposed to guess the word. (This sample exercise was all being done in English, since teachers of several different languages were there.) Anyway, her clue was "You put this on and people can't see you." I immediately replied, "Camoflage!!!" (Hmmm... the presenter was not amused. Apparently the correct answer was "cloak of invisibilty." Yeah, that's always one of the handiest expressions to know when you're learning a new language...) This same woman also showed us several photographs of students to help us understand what "groups of 4" were... *sigh* In all fairness, there were quite a few good ideas presented. I just wish they had been presented to us like professionals, rather than as if they were training a bunch of retards to take over classes. I mean really, just how many examples of a Bingo card did she think we would need before we were able to grasp the concept? |
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We had two days of training on new computers..."Smart Boards" and a new program to track student progess. Problem is I have allways been exceptional at getting any computer program to do what I want without any training...and I hate going step by step with 30 other people that have to think about what "double click" means. Typically I'm surfing the net in the background, while other people are catching up. But at the smart board training everything I would do could be seen as it is projected on the wall. So I was just playing with the program while I waited... I had about 3-4 things done to other folks' 1. |