[ARCHIVED THREAD] - witticism

Posted: 2/6/2005 8:47:50 AM EDT

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Posted: 2/6/2005 8:49:21 AM EDT

[#1]

Why, that is witty.

Posted: 2/6/2005 8:49:25 AM EDT

[#2]

That used to be my sigline here. But I stole it from another board. I crack up every time I read it.

Posted: 2/6/2005 8:55:37 AM EDT

[#3]

Let a man shoot a gun, he'll be rich for a day.
Help a man buy a gun he'll be poor for the rest of his life.