walking down the street......one says"...eeew..did you see that dead bird?".....the other one..puzzled..looks up in the sky and says..."no..where?"......
Posted: 3/28/2002 4:43:57 PM EDT
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Same blondes later, standing on opposite sides of a large pond...one asks the other "how do I get to the other side?" The other blonde responds, "DUH, you already are!"
Posted: 3/28/2002 5:25:00 PM EDT
[#2]
A Blonde walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string. "Where the hell did you pick up that dirty thing?" asked the bartender.