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1/27/2002 3:33:58 PM EDT
OK most of you guys knows how it goes. I'll start with a phrase or sentence, the next guy finishes it. So here goes:

Once upon a time there was ......
1/27/2002 4:44:59 PM EDT
[#1]
...a guy with the gift from God that he can draws and shoots the target with his eyes close, one day he...
1/27/2002 5:32:56 PM EDT
[#2]
forgot to
1/27/2002 5:44:16 PM EDT
[#3]
lock his gun safe before he left....
1/27/2002 5:58:30 PM EDT
[#4]
and sure enough...
1/27/2002 6:35:44 PM EDT
[#5]
when he returned his guns were gone and the safe was filled with...
1/27/2002 7:06:03 PM EDT
[#6]
Gore/Lieberman campaign stickers signed by the Democratic Underground!
1/27/2002 7:33:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Needless to say he was upset and proceeded to....
1/27/2002 7:35:46 PM EDT
[#8]
Pull out his hidden Class 3 MG42 and loaded up 3 200 round belts of AP 7.92X57mm.
1/27/2002 7:52:04 PM EDT
[#9]
and then he remembered that
1/27/2002 11:11:21 PM EDT
[#10]
the last time he did this he had to buy a new safe, as the old one was now ventilated.  So he...
1/28/2002 3:06:30 AM EDT
[#11]
started to run the other way, screaming like a little girl...
1/28/2002 5:44:21 AM EDT
[#12]
when all of a sudden
1/28/2002 7:25:10 AM EDT
[#13]
who should appear in the doorway but....NSFJojo and his trusty partner Gecko45.
1/28/2002 10:19:03 AM EDT
[#14]
who said: "My Japanese Karate is better than your Chinese Kung Fu!.$#@%$#@@!!!"...Then the two proceed to....
1/28/2002 10:30:31 AM EDT
[#15]
teach him....
1/28/2002 11:07:18 AM EDT
[#16]
The proper way to pick up college chics at the local mall.
1/28/2002 11:15:05 AM EDT
[#17]
They were satisfied he could pick up chicks, provided he wore a paper bag over his head.  So NSFJojo stepped out back for a cigarette and...
1/28/2002 12:07:33 PM EDT
[#18]
as he put his hand in his pants pocket
1/28/2002 12:56:02 PM EDT
[#19]
he found his lost gun and
1/28/2002 4:30:03 PM EDT
[#20]
a
1/28/2002 4:40:34 PM EDT
[#21]
...lucky rabbit's foot!
1/29/2002 7:30:38 AM EDT
[#22]
With a smile on his face JoJo started to stroke his
1/29/2002 7:47:02 AM EDT
[#23]
Roommates new dog, who had run to the guy's house when he got away.  The guy walked out and saw JoJo stroking "his" new dog and....
1/29/2002 8:07:10 AM EDT
[#24]
slowly, drew his sword, thunderously yelling "There Can Be Only One!"
1/29/2002 12:36:08 PM EDT
[#25]
Gecko45 puts a Queen album in the stereo and turns it all the way up.  Then Jojo...
1/29/2002 12:38:21 PM EDT
[#26]
Jojo laughed at him and slowly put his hand in his pocket
1/29/2002 1:00:44 PM EDT
[#27]
hey... the above lines were suppose to be after Tyler!!!!!.
1/30/2002 8:28:48 AM EDT
[#28]
soon they were all eating raw oysters and drinking draft beer at...
1/30/2002 8:43:43 AM EDT
[#29]
lordtraders house of pron & bonds....
1/30/2002 8:48:26 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
lordtraders house of pron & bonds....


pron is that a ebonic prawn ??? lol  
1/30/2002 11:06:04 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
lordtraders house of pron & bonds....


...and defective penis enlargement pills!
1/30/2002 11:20:31 AM EDT
[#32]
Defective, because they were much too powerful.  Within an hour...
1/30/2002 11:27:56 AM EDT
[#33]
The rains began






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We are looking for a few good handgunners
1/30/2002 4:17:12 PM EDT
[#34]
and the people of the village ran in terror as
1/30/2002 4:42:22 PM EDT
[#35]
The snow flew
1/31/2002 4:43:48 AM EDT
[#36]
Lightning strike
1/31/2002 9:16:07 AM EDT
[#37]
And suddenly Jojo break out in Ebonic: "Yo! Brotha! U ain't cee nuthin' yet!".
1/31/2002 9:31:29 AM EDT
[#38]
and the wind blew
1/31/2002 10:02:32 AM EDT
[#39]
on a cold and grew Chicago morning
1/31/2002 7:04:20 PM EDT
[#40]
but then he remembered it was Tuesday
1/31/2002 7:07:46 PM EDT
[#41]
and it was time to go to his ballet class, so...
1/31/2002 7:11:02 PM EDT
[#42]
dropping everything, he sprinted towards the gray Chevy
1/31/2002 7:12:45 PM EDT
[#43]
but instead of grabbing his keys from his pocket...
1/31/2002 7:35:30 PM EDT
[#44]
out pops his ...
1/31/2002 8:27:10 PM EDT
[#45]
shoehorn.
1/31/2002 8:30:23 PM EDT
[#46]
and he said, "how the hell did that get in there."  Then reaching back into his pocket...
2/4/2002 8:02:14 PM EDT
[#47]
...he suddenly had the weirdest, strangest...
2/4/2002 8:24:27 PM EDT
[#48]
urge to take a dump right there in the front yard.  So.....
2/5/2002 6:28:48 AM EDT
[#49]
SLLOOOOOWWLY he turned ( in my best stooges voice)
2/5/2002 3:02:57 PM EDT
[#50]
his head and look around, when he knows no one was watching, he quitely sit down
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