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Posted: 7/29/2007 3:47:29 PM EDT

how to pronounce hefeweizen

"Ask the Germans Hefeweizen (pronounced 'HEFF-eh vite-zen') came out of nowhere to capture a quarter of the German beer market over the past 20 years, the kind of market piracy we've only seen with light beers in America. There may be more than a passing similarity there. Hefeweizens are often lower in alcohol and lighter in flavor and body than more mainstream German lagers - qualities that have made them popular with more health-conscious Germans."

Posted: 7/29/2007 4:49:28 PM EDT

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The absolute best Hef I've ever had was at the Diamond Knot at the end of the Mukilteo Speedway.

By far my favorite beer.

Posted: 7/29/2007 5:09:02 PM EDT

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I've said it once, I'll say it 100 times.. HEF WAS CREATED FOR CHICKS. And people give me shit for drinking Coors!

Who puts lemon, oranges, or even limes in their beer?!?!?! WOMEN!

Posted: 7/29/2007 5:16:04 PM EDT

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I've said it once, I'll say it 100 times.. HEF WAS CREATED FOR CHICKS. And people give me shit for drinking Coors!

Who puts lemon, oranges, or even limes in their beer?!?!?! WOMEN!

+1

Posted: 7/29/2007 6:31:53 PM EDT

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I never said I put any of that in my hef. Just give me a nice cloudy glass, and I'm set.

Coors? Is that even classified as beer? I figured that was on par with O'Douls, Bud, and MGD. Not worthy of mentioning when asking for beer.

Posted: 7/29/2007 7:15:34 PM EDT

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I never said I put any of that in my hef. Just give me a nice cloudy glass, and I'm set.

Coors? Is that even classified as beer? I figured that was on par with O'Douls, Bud, and MGD. Not worthy of mentioning when asking for beer.

Coors=Colorado piss water

hell even a piece of fruit won't mask that nasty tasting stuff

Posted: 7/29/2007 7:29:06 PM EDT

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I've said it once, I'll say it 100 times.. HEF WAS CREATED FOR CHICKS. And people give me shit for drinking Coors!

Who puts lemon, oranges, or even limes in their beer?!?!?! WOMEN!

I've never.. NEVER.. Seen a German put any of that in Hefeweitzen.. I think Widmer invented that crap...

Posted: 7/29/2007 7:29:44 PM EDT

[#7]

Too much drinking.. Quoted myself.

Posted: 7/30/2007 6:52:24 AM EDT

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I never drank Hef and I don't do Coors Light anymore.

Posted: 7/30/2007 7:09:43 AM EDT

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I never drank Hef and I don't do Coors Light anymore.

Then what the hell is in your Mason Jar over in this thread?

Posted: 7/30/2007 7:35:11 AM EDT

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I never drank Hef and I don't do Coors Light anymore.

Then what the hell is in your Mason Jar over in this thread?

Either a Bud Light or her urine sample, depends on what time of night the pic was taken.

Posted: 7/30/2007 8:38:01 AM EDT

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I never drank Hef and I don't do Coors Light anymore.

Then what the hell is in your Mason Jar over in this thread?

Either a Bud Light or her urine sample, depends on what time of night the pic was taken.

HOT...

Posted: 7/30/2007 11:58:37 AM EDT

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I've said it once, I'll say it 100 times.. HEF WAS CREATED FOR CHICKS. And people give me shit for drinking Coors!

Who puts lemon, oranges, or even limes in their beer?!?!?! WOMEN!

Corona anyone? Would you like lime with that?

Posted: 7/30/2007 12:06:41 PM EDT

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Corona anyone? Would you like lime with that?

Well Corona would qualify as a woman's urine sample.

Posted: 7/30/2007 12:09:04 PM EDT

[#14]

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I've said it once, I'll say it 100 times.. HEF WAS CREATED FOR CHICKS. And people give me shit for drinking Coors!

Who puts lemon, oranges, or even limes in their beer?!?!?! WOMEN!

Corona anyone? Would you like lime with that?

Do you know why people put lime in.. and the reason I won't drink corona???
The acid in the lime kills the bacteria in the urine!

Posted: 7/30/2007 1:55:05 PM EDT

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I've said it once, I'll say it 100 times.. HEF WAS CREATED FOR CHICKS. And people give me shit for drinking Coors!

Who puts lemon, oranges, or even limes in their beer?!?!?! WOMEN!

Corona anyone? Would you like lime with that?

Do you know why people put lime in.. and the reason I won't drink corona???
The acid in the lime kills the bacteria in the urine!

So, let me get this straight.... you won't drink Corona because you are obligated to put a lime in it to kill the bacteria? Well, just don't let people know you neglected the lime! Problem solved, and you can still enjoy your bacteria filled urine.

.... isn't urine supposed to be sterile? What the hell kind of women do you hang out with anyway?!

Posted: 7/30/2007 2:01:24 PM EDT

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.... isn't urine supposed to be sterile? What the hell kind of women do you hang out with anyway?!

I believe it is only sterile for a very short time. You are best off ejoying it directly from the source...

Posted: 7/30/2007 2:15:07 PM EDT

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.... isn't urine supposed to be sterile? What the hell kind of women do you hang out with anyway?!

I believe it is only sterile for a very short time. You are best off ejoying it directly from the source...

That's what that English guy says that does the survival show Man vs. Wild. The boys on Myth Busters say it eventually turns to ammonia so you can wash your clothes with it.

Posted: 7/30/2007 2:15:22 PM EDT

[#18]

Does Pacifico with a lime, as I am having right now, make me a chick?

Posted: 7/30/2007 2:24:26 PM EDT

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Does Pacifico with a lime, as I am having right now, make me a chick?

No, but being a Nancy Boy does.

Posted: 7/30/2007 3:04:14 PM EDT

[#20]

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I've said it once, I'll say it 100 times.. HEF WAS CREATED FOR CHICKS. And people give me shit for drinking Coors!

Who puts lemon, oranges, or even limes in their beer?!?!?! WOMEN!

Corona anyone? Would you like lime with that?

Do you know why people put lime in.. and the reason I won't drink corona???
The acid in the lime kills the bacteria in the urine!

So, let me get this straight.... you won't drink Corona because you are obligated to put a lime in it to kill the bacteria? Well, just don't let people know you neglected the lime! Problem solved, and you can still enjoy your bacteria filled urine.

.... isn't urine supposed to be sterile? What the hell kind of women do you hang out with anyway?!

No, the point of the story was that Corona is Mexican piss, bottled for your enjoyment north of the border. That is why I won't drink Corona. And that is why people put lime in it!

Posted: 7/30/2007 3:52:31 PM EDT

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Does Pacifico with a lime, as I am having right now, make me a chick?

Not at all...The fact that you squat to pee is what makes me wonder.

Posted: 7/30/2007 5:12:16 PM EDT

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Does Pacifico with a lime, as I am having right now, make me a chick?

Not at all...The fact that you squat to pee is what makes me wonder.

Does he sit on the toilet backwards to pee also?

Posted: 7/30/2007 8:41:33 PM EDT

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.... isn't urine supposed to be sterile? What the hell kind of women do you hang out with anyway?!

I believe it is only sterile for a very short time. You are best off ejoying it directly from the source...

Posted: 7/30/2007 11:06:42 PM EDT

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.... isn't urine supposed to be sterile? What the hell kind of women do you hang out with anyway?!

I believe it is only sterile for a very short time. You are best off ejoying it directly from the source...

Nothing to see here. Move along people. We all know about 2WP and his golden shower fixation.

Posted: 7/31/2007 7:57:54 AM EDT

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Nothing to see here. Move along people. We all know about 2WP and his golden shower fixation.

Now how the hell did you know about that??

Posted: 7/31/2007 8:32:06 AM EDT

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Nothing to see here. Move along people. We all know about 2WP and his golden shower fixation.

Now how the hell did you know about that??

It was your avatar that gave it away!

ETA: Of course, mine is a piece of crap because I haven't figured out how to get it that small and still readable yet.

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